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Are you really ready to leave the UO?
College is a time to learn and grow a time to find out where you are and where you are go
mg It is also a time to cut loose and have a great time
Take the following quiz to evaluate your experience here at the University Answer yes or
no to each question, (some have bonus points in parenthesis) and see how you rank
HAVE YOU EVER
YES
NO
BONUS
1 Had a lake Id7
2 Snuck inlo a bar0
3 Had a bike part stolen7
(The whole thing7)
4 Hiked Spencer Butte7
5 Voted in an ASUO election7
6 Swam the millrace7 (Voluntarily7)
7 Attended a greek function7
8 Ordered pi//a seven nights in a row7
9 Beer bonged7
10 Partied on a Wednesday night7
11 Borrowed anything from
the Bookstore?
12 Been penny locked Into a room7
(Done it to someone else7)
13 Bought a joke book Irom Frog7
14 Talked a prolessor into changing
a grade7
15 Been to Beer Gardens7
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HAVE YOU EVER
YES NO
BONUS
16 Worn any tie dyed clothing’
17 Been in Cougar Hot Spring*’
(Naked*)
18 Been sick on yourself’
(On anyone else’)
t9 Been busted by a resident assistant’
20 Taken a midnight drive to the coast’
21 Seen Zeus’(Talked to him’)
22 Danced with the duck at
a basketball game’
23 Swallowed a goldfish’
24 Cheated on a test’
25 Talked your way out of a
traffic citation’
26 Seen the Daddies play’
27 Been to a Dead show’
28 Been to Saturday Market’
Attended a protest’ (Organized one’)
Do you own a University
window sticker’
Here is how to - SC or© yourself for each yes give your so I* one poml A yes answer t<. anything - ; .e< dh*-s
you «m emtra poinl No answers are worth zero
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sights events personalities and culture of Fugem* and are p»< d-ahly altered lor life ( ongratulahoes on sm 1 e- slujly complet
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real world always keep »n mind the go d side of life Congratulate.! • on making it thr ugh as a dui k and don t worry wher
over you go you will la*#- a pte * ■« { uger #■ with you (Dependmg ■ • what pus e it may plague you ’or the »es! o’ you' f<’e •
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involved in something (classes relationship) to n-.iiiy * *-ge If yOi. s ore below 10 we suggest yon ■' sidef
graduate s< hool It s important to take m. -e than .« d.pl< .111,1 aw a* from so h a liber.u d>verse aware cultured - am; us
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