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By Lucas J Gutman
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The academy's new ayatollahs
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rejection i*t Ouw was ck
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tK*n busing gas nghtv women s studies.
(?u 1*1 l > i .11 u'hlv bilingualism I he sell segregation of Naiks
,,n .ampus 4iuJ censor \h»p m the pursuit of tolcrarkx* arc all political
is . M„v. I he foil. w mg ale a! - f PC Dk N A 1 d**ubts ah* hi!
abortion ( a I holts s sat*4fmp fui any cn^hasi' 'in standards of ex
icllencc and an> suggestion ilut fender and ethnicity might not he
the m.»si overwhelmingly imfk*rtant issues of the modern da
( .'iuvt anv! aeloist I* ( . ftii"'eiMC' are currently popf*>nf up
all an Hind • \t New ^ - »i k I mscrsity V hool ol law siudcnts re
fused to debate a nmol court »ase involving 4 hypothetical divorced
lesbian mother Irving t** win custody of her .hild because arguing
the .on side would he hurtful to gays 11* C law .axes fuse mils one
side i At the l’mversily ol lexas a wriling .lass was assigned to *.fi
tique a collection >•! ideological P * essavs, leading 'me professor to
vomment ^ ou cannot let! me that students wiil tv* inesiuWs hi*
gij,!ed " poiitu ills torrcsi thinking in the-e .lasses \t I Hike a
laio 'u' hotbed of political correctness the anti P l Njtioiul Ass.)
station of Scholars established a UhjI chapter with the leadciship of
the wholls admirable political scientist Das id Barber a liberal Deni
os. rat aikl formet hoard chairman of Amnesty Internaltona1 Stanley
fish chairman oi the Duke fnglish department. reacted in typical
fashion toi .« P (’ j\al«>iiah denouncing the N AS as rasist sexist
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\>»itkiimes when minor'.lies . 1 *::>}»;,I •• !;.ut?:• utluf.il editor of j
h ;• . u. it c J ft’pf’tWIHilllVf -S the I* ( ilffgV) i\ imitiedt V
.ill . added to the new spapef Sometimes the ncw spaper o defunded g
iH shut dow II i
I hi* logic i*l political correctness leads difetlh to silencing. the *
unconverted LbePC campus speech codes which prohibit racially j
and ccxualls intimidating speech. produce j good deal of mtnmda >
lion themselves Thc> help intimidate non P l students and prufcs u
• ■ ire! h ilc • ia'. I ' ' ■ • ! u , • ••. : Mi, ti ear • .
speech i.«dc uncc struck down b\ a federal court a student
brougnt up on chirps lot reading a limerick jhout the supposed ho £
mosciual axis of a famous sports star \ mediator lud him suite an >
u\ for in. s.iv.*', pajvr headlined learned Ms Lesson and ’
like am hack sliding student at the University ot Beijing he under ,
went mwk altitudinal readjustment in ih»s ease partisipution in gay '
rap sessions At Harvard lavs School j yearlong flap erupted when ’
. Pi : 1 ji Mai V .p. I *•>.! Hs\:id whispo . I ■
vs ill ne’er consent consented which the Harvard Vk omen ' law ’
Association angrily dcr*«uikcJ as j \csni insult Ai Michigan the {
re'ered demographer Rrvnolds I alley ran into trouble by reading a >
(Vi-.sace Ir M.I dm \ s i-MoX r i, r . .n w *;ich th. author J.
sefibed himscll as a pimp and a thiel He was so harassed that he \
dropped the course Some teachers >av P ( ers deliberate!) bait 1
them hoping tor an irritated reply that will lead to inscnsitisity j
charges |
PC ers las or the Orwellian language of treedom. tolerance and ;
diversity Hut the rcalits is a good deal different The promoters of
cultural diversitv tell us that theirs is an ideology of inclusion Lin t
da C have/ wrote after her binning Bui the politics of cultural di
versify as they are practiced on campus today have scry little to do
with inclusion or diversitv And she s right
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