EDITORIAL One-time offer: Write your own editorials We were going to write ail editorial about apathy oil college campuses, but we didn't get around to it lor those ot you who don’t know what apathy is think of it this wav You know how you feel after drinking a couple of cups of coffee and then trying to find an open bathroom in the KMU? Well, apathy is the opposite of that Apathy is interesting Without apathy there would be no editorial today Apathy is also responsible for the phrases. President Bush and Vice President Dan Quayle We could go into the history of apathy Hut be cause no one took the time to record this glorious mo ment. nobody remembers who invented apathy or where it started However, we re pretty sure it was somewhere near (lorvalbs So for today, vou the l hiiversitv students get to write vour own editorials Kill in the space below, photocopy it and hand it out to all vour friends and en emies It you have trouble coming up with an idea or opinion for your editorial, here are some suggestions we haven't got around to i overing vet (but not bet ause we re apathetic I • The banishment of all rotisserie sports leagues • Prohibiting from the classroom all people who think they know more than the instrm tor (Would there be am students.'’) • Make beer gardens a daily event starting at a m • The banishment of the World League of Amen r an f ootball • Why is the the skv either blue or gra\ ’ 1 o be fail to the other colors, shouldn't it t hange from day to day? 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WE Hi T rlE'NT ? 3ANKESS PEOPLE 3>ankecS THE NEW PREJUDICE LETTERS Fortunate 1 ,iiu pu/./led bv your front page story Study in ltd I \ pro gram under investigation" (f )l)l April 1) While studying at three uni verxitles ill three states I look ilasses Iron) several I'M client professors among whom Dr Immanuel Ilat/.antonis is one of tile very liest Sunils am serious student would think himself or herself exi eedmglx fortunate "to have three or four roommates and to live above j piano bar that c ranked up even night at mid night or am other annoying inconvenitMH.es in order to have llat/antonis slum them It ul\ \nn Applegate Matliematu s Parking wise As everyone is aware we have more persons desiring to park vehii les on campus than we have parking spates We would like to see that tills do ni.ind is alleviated to some o\ tent at least to the best ot our abilities In light ot this goal the l in xeisity has implemented the I I I) Kidershtp program lor all students lai ult\ and stall and more mm ently the Parking In i entne program providing 11)0 peri ent refund for all park ing permits turned bai k in (ex cept dorm residents) by indi viduals willing to explore and find alternative methods of transportation to the Universe t\ Further information on these programs, is available .it the t )ff u e of Puhlii Safety In an attempt to use existing spar e more offer lively, the 1 in versity is implementing anoth er program Beginning Mon dux April H. certain meters on tilth Avenue and University Street w ill display signs which state that those meters may be parked at in one of two man ners if you have a valid Uni versity parking permit you may park there without paving; it not you will need to pay the meter as usual The affer ted meters will have the appropri ate sign .lit.It Ill’ll to It .1 Mil gle meter will denote lh.it sin gle sp.il r 5 still alive I eu it am of us assoi iated with the Lniversity are happy about the consequences of Measure 1 for our venerated in stitulnm Mam of us have ex pressed outrage at the i uts that our administrators we ton ed to make These cuts, however are small potatoes when contrasted with the I uts that w ill be nei es sary if the stale does not find replacement revenue before the beginning of the sei ond bienni um under Measure V This university is not the only important state institution that Measure r> will destroy II will also undermine many ot the other important sot nil ser vice and public safety institu lions ol our slate i mating a monster that only an anarchist 1 mild love Institutions of higher educa turn will 1 lose hardened 1 rinu rials yyill be released from pris on. children with serious dis ease will be denied adequate medical 1 are and some people with disabilities will not re reive the minimum support that any 1 ivili/.ed sor mty should provide to its citizens On April 11 a local consum er group l air Share, will spon sor a day of lobby ing the Legis lature for replacement revenue I enc mirage every one yvho cares about the future of our state to partic ipate it possible If you 1 an not go to Salem on that day at least yvrite to your state representative or senator, demanding that this session ol the Legislature refer a replace ment n venue bill to the voters .it the earliest possible date The address is Oregon l.egis lature Salem Ore MSI It! I s nil k kahle \ss«n iate Professor (diairman Marketing depart men I Hip, hip, hooray Let's hear it tor deurge Hush and American foreign polios I el s has e a less more t ham pagne parts hashes and teles i sion spei nils glorifying our cm sade m the Middle Hast and then settle hai k and access our brand ness "svorld order One hundred thousand Iraqi men. svunien and c hildren no longer ssalk this Karth kusvait is stiil .1 monarchical basket c ase without a democ ratic c lue, the Middle Last is in environ mental ruins and (ieorge Hush is hack in bed vs it h Hussein; I guess he is no longer a "Hit ler " After flying 50,000 sortie bombing missions, sve now consider it meddling in inter net affairs to take out belie nptei gunsliips ss leaking genocldal havoc upon t ivilians Who can he bothered ssilli sin h Iris i.i ' Hush is on a stellai ride in the polls and America is gloss ing ssitfi pride We are standing tall, and lit spite of - million freezing starving refu gees on the borders of Iraq and Turkey, this Fourth of fills, should be the best c elebration ever lust think, sve can do if all again in a less sears hs arming some other psvt hotic dit tator that sve c all friend It certainly helps sidotrac k our attention from Hush's bankrupt domestic policies Cierry Kempel Kugene Woe is she I believe sve should toss out the svomvn and woman spell ings and replace them svith svoeman. a tar more encapsu lating spelling of the same word, it not even more ridic ulous Fthan l.evi Student