Letters
Tryba Zone
KnoUgh is enough I've h'.hI
mi in.irn of Bert Irvin's letters
t li.il I'm Beginning to have
nightmares L.ist night Kod
Sorting appeared to me in .1
liri'.im .1 mi Ilium hod into the
follow ing monologue
"I’li tun- .1 man. so driven In
Ins thi*ist (login,i tli.it lie h'fls
compelled lo writi' to llit1 Ore
gon /Jai/i /.miT,i/i/ In 11 i' ,1
month 1’n turn ,1 man so on
Ironi I101I m athoism that ho
doesn't seem to realize that ho
has v utiiallv elev ated it to the
status oi a religion worshiping
a hoh ahsem o
"Picture a man who in at
tai king existing religions, has
made himself more annoying
than the worst street-comm
evangelist ever was A man so
hitter that Ins angrv all.11 ks on
religion make even atheists 1 rv
out Oh lord, win won't he
stop this silly 1 rusade '
"look nuclei that awning
, n er there Hie man pre.H lung
Nielzsi he to the i rowil has inst
entered the 'l l v ha /.one
While (h«- theme song
plased Sorting disappeared m
.1 [mil ih Millike unis tn be 11■
plat ed b\ \ let/ m he 111 I hr
robes nt the Pope He said
Pert Tisha since you have
I handed atheism into a religion
and embarrassed your fellow
atheists ss ith your tire and
brimstone lai tu s I herein e\
i omiminu ate you
I awoke with a feeling ot im
mense sat istai t ion
Stes e ( lose
I ilerature
Implications
In .1 rerent Oregon Daily I in
rr.ild .irtii le I was minted as
sas ing. in refereiu e to the I en
tial ( omimttee meetings of the
I teinocratit Parts ot 1 ,ane t mm
Is tiles sit around and pat
ear h otliei on the butt about
stull (f?/;/•: Man It IJ) There
ssas .1 lot of i ons ei sat ion about
the paitii ul.ii ipiote that ssas
omitted ss hie h might help to
i larifs the true meaning ot ms
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