mere 75 cents and will also merit
a reasonable amount of enjoy
ment.
Beef Steak Projector is a
fairly standard low-fi garage
stuff, fuzzy guitar, standard bass,
and drums that sound like
they've been stuffed with pillows.
The tempo is moderately fast and
makes for decent air guitar play
a-longathome. All the songs are
originals.
The tape begins by con
tinuing the sexual innuendo of
the band’s title with "White Swal
low,” a song Bert wrote about his
Plymouth Valiant. Lines such as
“I’m in love with her pale white
skin/She gets off when I get in”
depicts the automobile as a sex
ual metaphor to portray the
rather twisted love that men of
ten have for their cars, though I
doubt that Schoenfeld is attempt
ing to make any sort of political
statement.
Schoenfeld often sings
through an interesting persona of
the geeky guy who seems to lead
a rather repressed life. This can
be seen in “Frat Attack.” The
protagonist, walking around with
a soda on a Friday night, gets
pegged with some eggs tossed by
some “boys in corduroy pants’
who he finds out were from “the
brother’s frat.” Bert’s seems to
overreact a little, hence the cho
rus "Frat Attack!!!” with the
description of the useofM-16s.
This is the kind of stuff that is
made to both horribly offend
while appealing to the politically
incorrect desires that we have but
do not want to admit to.
This tape is not available
in Eugene, but you can purchase
it by writing BeefSteak Projector
at 3223 NW Johnson, Corvallis,
Oregon 97330.
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Housing (continued)
their clam and finally get “the
Hell out of Bean!" as one frus
trated student put it so
eloquently. Factors such as the
capping of the enrollment at
18,000 have caused University
Housing not to make any predic
tions as to next year's situation.
“Well wait and see how many
residents return,” says Marge
Ramey, director of University
Housing.
Resident hall mostly con
sist of freshmen, who usually
have no other options upon first
attending the UO. Foreign also
comprise a large part of the halls.
If a returning resident failed to
get an application in by May 3,
they may go through the regular
application process. However,
chances are slim that they will
receive a room.
A little preparation now
will ensure that you find afford
able housing in the fall. Next
year, when you’re sitting on the
porch of your very own place or
looking at the great view from
your single dorm room, you can
congratulate yourself on a job
well done!
TYPES OF HOUSING
AVAILABLE
Residence Halls
University Inn
On Campus Halls 686-4277
Family Housing
Amazon
Westmoreland 686-4281
Cooperative Rousing
Campbell Club 683-3453
Janet Smith 683-3777
Parr Tower 345-9163
Chelsea House 683-3453
Christus House 687-0145
Greek Houses
Fraternities 686-3701
Sororities 686-3888
Off Campus Housing 686-3731
Apartment
Studios
Quads
Houses and duplexes
Rooms for Rent
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