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From scroll to rock 'n' roll, the Bard has no bounds
Editor's Note: Keeping with the Shakespearean spirit, this
review of new music releases was written from the point of view
of two modern-day clowns. Prste and Whetstone, captured in a
time Harped Twilight Zone hith the Bard
Scene Illyria Duke Orsino s palace. The Duke lounges on
a luxurious couch, sighing in a deep fit of melancholy
DUKE: Where are my fools1 (Enter two clowns, PESTE
and WHETSTONE, hearing a heavy burthen of records and a
phonograph)
PESTE: At your service, your Grumpincss For the
edification of your musical sensibilities, we have brought you
exciting new music from Hngland and America After all. you
can't goon listening lo "Hey Ho The Wind And The Ram" the
rest of your life May we have leave to play these albums for
you?
DUKE: My lady Olivia requites not my passion If music
be the food of love, play on. Give me excess of it - that,
surfeiting, the appetite may sicken and so die. die. (lie1 (from
"12th Night")
WHETSTONE: (Aside to PESTE) Jesus, he's in a lousy
mood. Let's start off with Bloody Nonsense He'll get a kick
outta that one
PESTE: Good idea
DUKE: What is't thou art whispering, sirrah9
WHETSTONE: Nothing, my lord
DUKE: Nothing will come of nothing U‘t the music
begin (The finds put on JAZZ BUTCHER’S Bloody Nimsense
(Big Time Records) These songs. tho‘ render'd in styles strange
and fantastical to these cars, do bring mirth to my soul (from
"King tear)
WHETSTONE: it's probably the most eclectic album
released since the Beatles' White Album, Duke There s pop.
garage-rock, flunk, ia/z. avam garde thrash, blues — and "The
Devil Is My Friend " has gotta be the funniest parody of Charlie
Daniels you'ii ever hear
PESTE: Bui notice the lone of menace that underscores
these songs, your Loftimn. That certain snide confidence in
their musical adeptnexs. that snotty lack of concern for accep
tance One can clearly discern a punk rock mentality working
at the heart of their musicianship
WHETSTONE: Your perspicacity never fails lo amaze
me. Peste
PESTE: Thank you, my gentle Whetstone.
DUKE: ! prythee. sweet fools, play me more (They pm
on YO LA TENGO's Ride The Tiger (Coyote Records) 'Tis not
so mirthful now as it was before. Yet. there m a certain sad
sweetness to it. mcthmks. which soothes the mind like a gentle
wind that quivers the redded leaves <m grey Autumn days
PESTE: One should mu be poetic till one has become
wise, nuncle But you're right — it's perfect listening for grey,
rainy days. Laid back, yet moody It's not a great album, mind
you, hut there is potential in this band to make a great album
This record gets better with repeated listenings, although
sometimes
DUKE: Peace, fool. Play on. (The fools pla\ CAMPER
VAN BEETHOVAN’s Camper Van Beethovan II ami III I Pitch
A Tent Records) Ha. ha. ha’ Well Aw This music abates the
tempest tn my spleen, and do persuade these frowns into
smiles
WHETSTONE: We knew you’d like it. your Soberness
These guys have their feet planted firmly in 80s rock n' roll,
but their hearts arc stuck in the SOs and their brains in outer
space Just listen to a song like “ZZ Top Goes To Egypt” —
sheer inspired lunacy, it is
DIKE: Ah. but merriment befits not a man in love Play
me something to darken this sudden cheer, good fools
PESTE: This will do more than darken your cheer, my
lord (Hr puis on SONIC YOUTH « Eval (SST Records)
DUKE: Enough' No more, or give me cars of steel' Tis a
sound that would unhinge the very stars (from "Trotlus and
Crrssida'') O. how sour music is when lime is broke and no
proportion kept Call you this music, fools'.’ If so. 'tjs music
most foul, strange and unnatural (from Richard III)
PESTE: As in the best it is. sir You're really missing the
point death rock is a new genre that explores the very darkest
region of the human soul with relentless conviction Do you
have any idea w hat kind of artistic commitment it takes to utter
ly reduce human existence to violence, lust, despair and death'
WHETSTONE: Yes but why. Pestc? Just so they can
make people wet their pants''
PESTE: Shut up. you fool Sonic Youth, my liege, is the
ultimate death rock group Nest to them even Joy Division
sounds like Debbie Boone Listen to the feedback and
dissonance of that guitar' Why it’s nothing levs than the aural
representation of Picasso's Guernica.
DL'KE: No more. I say! Cease that unholy noise, or I shall
wind up the music of thy screams upon the rack with mine ow n
hands (PESTE sulkily turns the phonograph off Hamlet)
And now, to my chamber I will retire. To sleep, perchance to
dream of my fair Olo ia (Exit DUKE)
PESTE: There is no pleasing iitai man
WHETSTONE:: Let's go down to the Black Friar's
Tavern and have a few brews with Guildemstcrn and
Re.sene rant/
PKSTK: Sure, what the hell. (Eluent)
By Patrick Low
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Emmy fills Silva with melodies
When Emmy Lou Hams graced the Hull Cenier’s Silva Hall
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Despite the muffled echo problems inherent in the Hull's
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burners and All the hall with a myriad of melodies
Backed by The Hot Band, an eitrcmdy tight group of talented
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Combining old melancholy fisontes such as Emmy 's soulful ren
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perfomed concert all the more delightful
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mancc with a Mantling ovation anil two encores tmmy returned to the
sUge alone fix the second encore with just her accoustic
hand With a captivating smile she remarked. "What the heck. I'm
proud." and then broke smoothly into a heart wrenching versus
"Goodbye to Daddy." proving to one and all dial Emmy's voice
cany a tune even with unwanted echoes and without utmeccessary
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