C I N 'Teachers' fails E M A on real issues Hey, the formula must have looked commercial if nothing else. Get a decent cast, an episodic script (largely comedy, with a few “dramatic” bits thrown in for prestige), an overbearing soundtrack of soon to-be-on-AM-radio pop songs and a director with as much style as a jar of mayonnaise. Then, just to give a little dimension, pretend to tackle some real issues. Ostensibly, Teachers is about a high school as bad as most. A kid who graduated years ago is suing because he is a functional illiterate; school discipline is so poor that a student can actually bite a teacher's hand, steal his desk and then his car; and a gym teacher gets numerous young students pregnant. Sounds promising, I thought to myself: Let’s • see how they solve these problems. Do they ex ; plore the inadequacies of the system? Or dig into the bureacratic jungle that sets the inane policies? Or even attempt to look into public apathy? No. Writer W.R. McKinney and director Arthur Hiller decide that the perserverence of a few good teachers will win over the students and inspire them to shape up. Right. Not even Nick Nolle can convince me that this is the answer to our problems. Even when he risks his job to get a girl an abortion, all he affects is the symptom, not the disease. Apart frorb that, the film is only moderately entertaining. Nolte is fun and Richard Mulligan pulls off a great characterization as a mental out patient who mistakenly becomes a substitute teacher; but the rest of the cast is so-so. The humor is inconsistent and the direction uninspired. Worst of all,. the pop soundtrack in trudes'at the worst times. • . • Teachers belies its principles! What begins as a hard, liberal examination of the American education system-becomes a slick, Gandy-coated placebo. And it doesn’t even taste good. .. . SeanAxmaker Calendar ' Continued from Page 6B .Willamette Science and . Technology Center: ' Autumn Skies” planetarium show. 3 p.m. SUNDAY, 10-27 . Willamette Science a.nd Technology Center: (Spe Saturday's * listing) Willamette Science and Technology Center's Halloween par ty, 2300 Centennial 75 cents-$2 Science-oriented,.non-scary party for - little kids, prizes for best science: technology costumes. Call 484-9027 . for. further info.” . * ‘‘Rainbows and Raindrops" (See Saturday's listing) Mt.' Pisgah Arboretum Mushroom Show and-Plant Sale Mt Pi sgah Ar boretum, off Seavey Loop Road TO a.m.-4-p.m. Call 686-3033 or 345-6241 for further info. MONDAY, 10-29 Community Center for the Perfor ming Arts Open House. Call 687-2746 for ;furtther info. Pacific Northwest Computer Graphics Conference. Silva Hall Call 686-4231 for further info. TUESDAY, 10-30 Your CHOICES make the difference. BIRTH CONTROL PREGNANCY TESTS PAP SMEARS Birth Control Pills $6-7.50 Condoms 25C Diaphram Jelly $4.00 Sponge $ 1.00 PRIVATE • PROFESSIONAL CONVENIENT Pacific NoHhwest Compuier Graphics Conference (See Mon day’s listing) THURSDAY, 11-1 ' ' . ’Potpourri of Solar Applications" talk by Tom Scott of Energia: 283 Lawrence Hall. 7:30 p.m. Free. Will cover domestic water systems, pool systems, sunspaces arid complete structures in both the co'mmercial and residential sectors .with reflec tions on lessons learned. Call 686-3696 for further info. CONTINUING Gallery 141, Lawrence Hall: "An nual Graduate Student' Exhibiton" Through Oct. 26. Landscapes, por traits, and abstracted photos by members of the Society for Photographic Society. Oct. 29-Nov. 9 Opening reception Friday at 8:30 p.m. Photography at Oregon Gallery, University Art Museum:' "New Angular" photographs by J. Michael Lesko. Through Oct. 28. Univeristy Art Museum: “New American Paperworks" an interna fiorial traveling exhibition of recent works in paper by, 20 American ar tists. Through Noy. 4. Koinonra Center, 1414 Kincaid: Oil Paintings by Betty Field-Haley. ° Through Oct. 31 . "New Zone Gallery, 411 High St.: “Politics arid Art.-" The Election" painting, . scultpure, photography" and mixed media by over 50 Nor thwest artists. Through Nov. 8 Allan Brothers Coffeeshop, 24th Ave. and Hilyard St.: "Night Walks" prints by Patricia Geiiack. Through Oct 31- ' ;. Book and tea, 1646 E. 19th Ave.: "Florals ' in Transparent ' Water co.lors” by Ellen Gabehart. Through Nov. 2. Taylor Gallery, EMU:.‘‘A Century of the Lively.Arts" Oct. 14-Jan. 4. Compiled by Bob Webb 686-INFO Tape 651 The Calendar deadline for The Friday Edition is Monday at noon. 71 ^German AUTO SERVICE VW’S MERCEDES BMW’S DATSUN TOYOTA Reliable service tor your Q^O OQ1 O 2025 Franklin Blvd. foreign car since 1963 I dm Eugene, Ore 97403 1 Doz. 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