Oregon daily emerald. (Eugene, Or.) 1920-2012, September 25, 1984, Page 8, Image 8

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    SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THE DIFFERENCES
BETWEEN LEASING A TELEPHONE AND
LEASING A CHICKEN.
Yes, there are differences.
And we think you should
know what they are.
Ask yourself these
questions.
WHEN YOU LEASE A
CHICKEN, DO YOU
GET THREE MONTHS
FREE DURING
THE SUMMER?
Probably not. But when
you lease your telephone
from AT&T this fall, you won’t
pay any lease charges next summer.
You can use your phone at home, and
bring it back to school in the fall.
DO LEASED CHICKENS COME IN A
SELECTION OF COLORS AND STYLES?
No. Chickens don’t come in many colors.
But the AT&T telephone you lease
this fall comes in a variety of
colors and three popular styles.
ARE LEASED CHICKENS
REPAIRED FREE?
Don’t kid yourself. Repairing a chicken is a delicate
process that requires the work of expensive professionals.
However, in the off chance your AT&T leased telephone
o
needs repairs, we’ll fix it absolutely free when you visit any
of our AT&T Phone Centers.
ARE LEASED CHICKENS
SHIPPED DIRECTLY
TO YOU?
Ship a chicken? Don’t be
silly. However, your AT&T
leased telephone will be
shipped directly to you after
one call to 1-800-555-8111,
or you can pick up your
phone at any of our AT&T
Phone Centers.
ONE FINAL QUESTION: DOES
IT COST THE SAME TO LEASE
A CHICKEN AS TO LEASE A
TELEPHONE THIS FALL?
Hardly. While we have no hard data
on the exact cost of leasing a chicken,
we can tell you with some certainty that
the cost of leasing a telephone this fall
is far less than you might think.
The decision to lease a chicken or a
telephone, of course, rests with you.
But should you opt for the tele
r, phone, remember: you get three
months free next summer, and you can take
the phone home with you. There’s a choice
of colors and styles, free repair, and
we’ll ship you the phone or you can pick
it up at any of our AT&T Phone Centers.
It doesn’t cost much either. And
that’s something to crow about.
AT&T Consumer Sales and
Service. To order your telephone, call
1-800-555-8111 for delivery right
to your door or for information concern
ing AT&T Phone Center locations.
AT&T
Call The Toll Free Number Listed Above
I^.!?hct^onowil?g re|!?icti02!; f ft? mustbe registered forl2 accredited hours for the 1984 fail term. 2. Valid only to students billed by AT&T Consumer Sales and Service. 3. Delinquent accounts are void from offer. 4. Limit two telephones tier
rrnon^ls fr°m le,ase ■P****11 date- j*1101 vaild for P®tnanent year-round resident students. 7. The three free months will not begin until you have paid for the first nine months of your lease. 8. All teKhones are
FCC registered. We provide repair service for aB telephones sold at AT&T Phone Centers. Only telephones equipped with Touchtone dialing can access certain long distance services and networks. © Copyright. AT&T Consumer Sales and Service 1984