Everything that's anything The Homcoming Kick-Off Suprise isn't mom's favorite casserole. It's a seven-foot tall egg that was a suprise until somebody cracked the code. Since communications were scrambled, the running yolk now is about what's inside the egg. All of Eugene awaits the revelation of the egg and its contents at 9:00 a.m. today at Autzen Stadium. Speaking of mom's favorite casserole, the Valley River Inn is hosting today's noon 1983 Homecoming Luncheon at $5 a pop. Rich Brooks will give away some of his game plans for Saturday, the 1983 am bassadors will be announced and Len Cassanova, the 1983 Homecoming Parade grand marshall, will be on hand. Later tonight, students get their shot at meal time festivities. Spaghetti Feeds will abound in the dorms, co-ops and the EMU (that one will be a Creek function). Make sure you're at your Halloweenie best. For the fashion conscious the Bon Marche and Eugene merchants will pre sent the first annual Tailgate Preview Tues day at noon in the Hult Center. This is a must for those who aren't quite sure what to wear or what to eat while sitting next to the keg at tailgate parties. A Tug-of-War, sponsored by Miller beer (they’ll even br ing the beer) has been tied to the homecoming schedule Wednesday at 3 p.m. on the IM fields near Hayward Field. The traditional Painting of the "O" follow at Skinner's Butte Park. will The first indoor tailgater gets under way Thursday at the Red Lion Inn in Spr ingfield. The Indoor Tailgate Party as it is so aptly named, will feature dinner, enter tainment and (gasp) a raffle. Be there at 5:30 p.m. or be left out in the cold to do your tailgating. More drinking and merriment ensues Fri day at 4 p.m. at the EMU during Beer Garden. Don't miss this pre-function for the Town and Gown Light Parade, Pep Rally and Laser Light Show at 6:30. The first an nual parade marks the official start of Home Coming Weekend. It starts on cam pus and ends downtown on the corner of Broadway and Willamette Streets where a Pep Rally will be held with Rich Brooks and the Duck football team there to rally pep. A gigantic cake of the university campus will be served and a laser light show will be presented. After all of that, for those who can tolerate a whole night of merriment, Curtis Salgado and In Yo' Face will perform a free concert. A big before-the-Bruins bash, the Pre game Party and Tailgate Awards, will start game-day Saturday off at 10:30 a.m. in the Autzen Stadium parking lot. A tent will be set up for alumni and friends who wish to swill beer, wine or soda; chow down a few dogs; or just hook up with that long lost classmate from 19 aught six. Before the before-the-Bruins bash, homecomers can run rampant through the campus at the Fun Run, 9 a.m. at Hayward Field.Other sporting events during the week include the Emerald Valley Golf Tourney, 12:30 p.m. Friday, or the Emerald Valley Tennis Tourney, same day, same time, same bat channel. Both will be held in Creswell. Sunday marks the first annual Homecoming Sunday Brunch, 10:30 a.m. at the Hilton Hotel. Cost is $8 for such breakfast fare as prune juice on ice and Baron of Beef. Once the prune juice gets you moving there are several Sunday-things-to-do. Hult Center Tours begin at 11:30 a.m. and 12:15 p.m. Guess where the tours meet. At 2p.m. there will be a Homecoming Alumni Lecture for those of you who didn't drink prune juice. Actually John Nance will pre sent the fascinating story of a peaceful Phillipines Stone-Age people discovered only 13 years ago. Compiled by Debbie Howlett For more info, call the Homecoming Hotline at 686-5656 V § Flock together with fellow Ducks tonight! Kick off the Duck Experience '83 All-you-can-eat Spaghetti Dinner and live entertainment featuring Jazz Lab Band HOMECOMING ’83 Tonight, 5:30-7:30 EMU Cafeteria, $2.25 per person Sponsored by Student University Relations Council I Expose yourself to art! Posters, Prints & Framing 1846 Pearl St. 683-8434 New PC-8200 Portable Computer RETAIL PRICE $799 FOR 16K NEC Awesome Deal!!! PC-8200 with 15 FREE Programs 8. Bar Code Reader Also with free built in programs: Word Processing * Telecommunications * Basic Programming Other Available Features: ♦Bar code reader, RS232, parallel port, cassette port, RAM cartridges, 8-pin floppy disk cables. * Can be operated with NiCAD battery for up to 26 days. No electrical outlet needed. * Can print 80 columns on a regular dot-matrix or letter quality printer. * Data can be stored on cassette or floppy disk drive. Options: ♦Expandable to 64K * 32K RAM pack * Modem Communications cable * Portable thermal printer Includes 1. Text Formatter 2. Schedule Keeper 3. Memory Calculator 4. Terminal Mode Selector 5. Linear Forecaster 6. Loan Evaluator 7. Character Definer 9. Bank Backup 10. Bank Transfer 11. Bank Accessor 12. Tank Trail Game 13. Snake Trail Game 14. Music Program 15. Investment Portfolio