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Evening Nov. 20. 1984 Fall 1984—Day Sept. 16—Dec. 7. 1984 □ □ □ □ Fall 1984—Evening I 1 Sept. 27—June 20. 1985 |_| The University of San Diego does not discriminate on the basis of race, sex. color, religion, age. national origin, ancestry, or handicap in its policies and programs. Summer 1984—Day June 4—Aug. 16, 1984 TUESDAY TROPICAL Be There For the Big Event . . . MEN’S SWIMSUIT CONTEST!* •500 FIRST PRIZE! $1 Well Drinks from 7 till 10 p.m. $1 Off Any Tropical Drink from 9:30 till 2 a m. Rock with Joe Erickson & the Fantastics Music Starts at 9:30 Great Fun All Week Long At 440 Coburg Road 343*122 1 0Interested Contestants Call 343-1221 to sign up H 'B ft na an «i n n n n i> ». I sports Marathons can be a pain By Doug Levy Of the Emerald It is not worth it — that's what I kept telling myself as I trained for the 1983 Portland Marathon. I had decided to try the Oct. 2 run more than a year ago. I had finished the 15-kilometer Cascade Runoff physically intact — my first marathon was the next step. "You must be mad," said one girl when I told her of my plan. In July, I clipped a three-month marathon training schedule out of a running magazine. At first, the running wasn't a hindrance at all, but the sheer drudgery of long runs every day overwhelmed me. Soon I began to take days off. Then I took a week off. Still, the thought of finishing a 26-mile run had become a con crete goal. "Once you finish that first marathon, you're hooked," said one summer training partner, a veteran of four previous marathons. I wondered though. After my first (and only) 150 minute jaunt, my legs were so stiff I could barely walk. A friend and I ran 75 minutes the morning after the stint. "People don't understand how much time and training go into running a marathon," my summer partner said. "They think we just go out and run one." One night I ran 70 minutes, felt a sharp twinge in my right leg, and walked home. Fear set in. What if I pulled a muscle right before the marathon? Exercising caution, I waited a week before running again. It was Sept. 28, just four days before the big event. I was nervous, but mostly I was scared. I logged a 75-minute run, then three 30-minute runs. Runners are supposed to scale down time training the week before a marathon. Another rule for marathoners is to load up on carbohydrates, curb fats, and watch a strict diet. I won't claim I was a saint, but I did watch myself. About a month Granhu hv Shawn Bird before the race, I stopped eating red meat. What hurt the most was cutting out alcohol. I spent a month minus beer, gin and tonics, and inebriation. That hurt. Finally, race day beckoned. Oct. 2 — the day I'd yearned for and dreaded at the same time — was here. I was scared that I hadn't run enough miles, scared that I might buckle and hit the infamous 20-mile "wall.” The first five miles went well. I ran side-by-side with Rod, my htgh-school buddy. I'd hoped to run at an eight-minute mile pace, which converts to a 3:28 marathon, and we were running 7:51s. Adrenalin flowing, legs Proof of Excellence. at the MONDAY OCT. 3 & TUESDAY OCT. 4 Come by and talk with your Balfour Representative about special prices. M 13th ft Kincaid Mon -Fri 7 30-5 30 Sat. 10:00-3.00 Supplies *86-4331 churning, I felt great. Five more miles passed, and we remained strong. I remember hearing a guy call out 78-something at the 10-mile mark. This isn't so bad, I mumbled to myself. At 12 miles I passed my parents, still going strong. They were not expecting me to pass them so soon — I whizzed by before my mother could get a picture of me. I felt powerful. I kept thinking how amusing it was that I worried about my endurance. I predicted I wouldn't hit a 20-mile wall. My time at the halfway point of the run was 1:43. Fifteen miles. Medical experts say the body begins to tire at this point. Sure enough, I slowed — but not much. The legs continued to propel me, the body continued to sustain me, until 18 miles. I was still running at an eight-minute pace. Perfect. Then the roof caved in. Sudden ly I didn't want to run another step. My earliei' prediction about missing the 20-mile wall was cor rect. I encountered the 18-mile wall. By the time I reached 21 miles, I was running about as fast as most walk. Volunteers told me there were five miles left. "You're almost there — the homestretch," they shouted. They couldn't know that this five miles was eons tougher than the other 21. Although I never walked, I stopped and stretched my shins frequently. My dream of three and one-half hours had evaporated. Days later (it seemed so), I saw the finish line and sprinted 200 yards. The clock ticked to 3:58.02. Yes, I finished a marathon. I am glad about that, although I’m not glad about limping and avoiding stairs. I was gravely disappointed with my time. Everyone else I ran with or near was in the 3:30 range. I had limped in 28 minutes later after running my last 13 miles in 2:15. Old ladies passed me by. The win ner, Monte Brothwell of Idaho, burst home in 2:17. Yes, I will run another marathon. At noon Sunday, I seriously doubted I would say that. Funny as it sounds, I want to run past a 26-mile barrier again, if only to achieve my 3:30 goal. Madness is addictive.