II miscellanea
The scandal of college athletics, which is no
stranger to the University, has become a national
epidemic A recent Playboy magazine article has sub
stantiated rumors that have been rampant for years.
In one instance, the article says that Digger Phelps,
Notre Dame basketball coach, claimed the going rate
for "a pogo-legged stud” was $10,000 The solution,
according to the article, is to "dynamite” college sports
"out of existence” and rearrange them into profes
sional units
Playboy, November, 1982
Television is indeed a “vast wasteland" in Britain
as well as the United States Here is a sampling of the
British fare for Sept 30
Blue Peter. Simon Groom, with peg on nose, no
doubt, visits part of London's massive network of drains
and sewers, some of which have been in use well over a
hundred years.
Cartoon Two: Prelude The story of a tap dancing
troglodyte who is the despair of his family
Shelley. Comedy series about an indolent
graduate. Tonight he faces a crisis when he finds the
lodger has passed out on the landing
The Times of London, Sept. 30
A mysterious strain of venereal disease which,
when contracted by men, has symptoms similar to
gonorrhea is being investigated by researchers at the
University of Minnesota
The disease, nongonococcal urethritis (NGU), is
often mistaken for gonorrhea and treated with penicil
lin But penicillin has no effect on NGU and the symp
toms — painful urination and abnormal discharges —
will reappear Infected women show no symptoms.
Minnesota Daily. Sept. 28
Duck fans can only be envious at Northwestern
University Wildcats' football victory over the Northern
lllnois Huskies The Daily Northwestern devoted three
fourths of their front page and a banner headline —
Victory at last for Wildcats — to the occasion
Following the victory fans stormed the field and
tore down both goal posts They then marched to
nearby Lake Michigan chanting "goal posts, goal
posts” and threw the posts in
Northwestern's president was so taken by the
victory he boomed, “One in a row Will Pres Paul Olum
know such joy?
The Daily Northwestern, Sept. 28
Vending machines are few and far between at the
University of Maryland due to the work of thieves.
Coca-Cola distributers have removed change dis
pensers from soft drink machines because students
repeatedly pour salt water down the coin slots to steal
change and drinks
The salt water causes the machine to short-circuit
by corroding its electrical circuits The person handling
the salt water runs the risk of getting a good |olt o'
electricity
The Diamondback, Sept. 8
The University of Washington has been caught in a
labor dispute with two groups, the Hotel-Motel Res
taurant Employees and Bartenders and Washington
Employees in Service Trades
More than 300 labor supporters picketed the
Olympic Hotel where the UW President's Club was
holding its annual dinner
The dispute stems from the closing of the Olympic
Hotel two years ago The entire staff was laid off as the
building underwent construction The unions claim
their members were to be given preferential treatment
over new applicants when the hotel reopened They say
they never received any of the promised preferential
consideration
The Daily, Sept. 29
Who has the best cheerleaders In the south?
Southern University, that's who The Jaguar cheer
leaders were selected as finalists for an award of
excellence, the highest award given by the National
Cheerleading Association, at a clinic held at the
University of Tennessee in Knoxville
The cheerleading squad also received the 1982
Spirit Stick Award for exhibiting the most enthusiasm
and overall spirit during the week-long competition
The Southern Digest, Sept. 17
Pres. Ronald Reagan delivered a speech before
thousands of Kansas State University students Reagan
spoke on a number of topics, including the amend
ments to the constitution allowing prayer in public
schools and requiring a balanced federal budget He
also spoke out against abortion
"Doesn't simple morality dictate that unless and
until someone can prove the unborn human is not alive,
we must give it the benefit of the doubt?'' Reagan said
There is no record of the response He made no
comments on the build-up of nuclear weapons
The Chronicle of Higher Education, Sept. 15
Goethe schoolars have a new area to Investigate
after a dentist from Kempten, Bavaria, concluded that
the master dramatist and poet1' had false teeth
Werner Neuhausen, also an amateur medical historian,
spent three years studying pictures of the poet and
reading descriptions of him written by his contempor
aries Neuhausens findings indicate that Goethe lost all
his front teeth in his later years, from canine to canine
Neuhausen also concludes that Goethe, the author of
"Faust' wore a porcelain bridge
Neuhausen s “discovery" is "one of the most
original" in this year's "Goethe year" scholarship
commemorating the 150th anniversary of Goethe's
death
The Week in Germany, Sept. 17
Baseball
Cards’ Forsch deals
the Braves 7-0 loss
ST. LOUIS (AP) — Veteran Bob Forsch pitched
a three-hitter and the St Louis Cardinals staged a
record-breaking rally that produced a 7-0 victory
over the Atlanta Braves in Thursday night's
opening game of their best-of-five National
League Championship Series
Forsch, who is the senior member of this Car
dinal club, was brilliant, mowing the Braves down,
striking out six while walking none, and protecting
an early one-run lead built on the blazing speed of
rookie Willie McGee The pitcher, who retired the
last 11 batters in a row. also contributed a
sacrifice fly in a five-run St Louis rally in the sixth
that wrapped up the victory, and scored in
the eigth inning after his second single of the
game
Atlanta will try to even the series Friday night
with 43-year-old knuckleballer Phil Niekro coming
back after pitching 4 1-3 innings in the rained-out
opener of the series Wednesday The Cardinals
will start rookie John Stuper
McGee got the Cards started, opening the third
inning with a shot past first baseman Chris
Chambliss and into the right field corner McGee
turned on his afterburners when he saw the ball
rattling into the corner
What the youngster did not see was righi fielder
Claudell Washington slip chasing the hit and
Coach Chuck Hiller waving frantically to go for the
inside-the-park homer Instead, he pulled up at
third and when he realized what had happened, it
was too late to change his mind
It was a rookie mistake but it didn't hurt
because Ozzie Smith followed with a sacrifice fly
that brought McGee streaking home with the
game's first run
The score by the Cardinals, who had 14 hits,
came a half inning after the Braves had their best
shot at Forsch
With one out in the Atlanta third, Bruce Ben
edict reached on an error by third baseman Ken
Oberkfell But pitcher Pascual Perez was unable
to execute the sacrifice and struck out bunting
foul on the final strike It was a costly failure
because Washington followed with Atlanta's first
hit of the game Benedict advanced to third, but
was stranded when Rafael Ramirez forced
Washington at second.
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GOOD USED OFFICE FURNITURE
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New & Used Bicycles Wide selection
Specials: Folding baskets $9.95 pair
Ptetcher racks $6 95, Union generator
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774 E 11th 485-5886
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FLYING TIGER CRUISER Looks good
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MEN'S PEUGEOT 23" 10-speed Ac
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