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miscellanea
Martial law In Warsaw prohibited graduation
balls for the 49,000 students who finished school
this year. That was bad enough. But now it seems
the employment situation in Poland is the worse
its been in decades. Polish students have been
advised to pursue technical degrees. However,
even computer science students are finding that
after the years they spent training, the industry
cannot absorb them.
The government is establishing an unem
ployment fund, a "professional activity fund” in
bureaucratic jargon, to aid businesses that hire
university graduates. Presently, over 14,000 Poles
are working in East Germany and Czechoslovakia
because of the poor prospects at home.
The Christian Science Monitor, June 28
The American Association of University
Professors has censured Eastern Oregon State
College for dismissing a tenured faculty member
after 18 years Administrators at Eastern said she
was dismissed because of a “program reduc
tion.”
Carol E Rathe, an associate professor, was
notified she would lose her full-time tenured post
in music education in 1979 She continued at
Eastern in a non-tenured part-time position at 35
percent of her former salary. Rathe was dismissed
in 1981.
The action, which involved almost no dis
cussion with faculty members, led to a faculty vote
of no confidence in the president of Eastern
The Chronicle o f Higher Education, July 7
“The Halloween Festival Is going to be in the
afternoon” was the lead story on page one of the
Independent Florida Alligator The Alligator is
loosely associated with the University. The ban
ner headline noted that a student plan had failed
The plan was to have the Halloween Festival start
at 5 p m and run to 10 p m But in two minutes the
student services dean decided "no way.”
The first Halloween Ball was in 1970 — eight
years later it was banned by the administration
because of its “decadent image " It is called the
University of Florida’s wildest party "Rock music
always has been a mainstay of the Festival,” the
article reads "The Plasmatics, Commander
Cody, the Dixie Desperadoes and the New Riders
of the Purple Sage" have apppeared in the past
The Independent Florida Alligator, June H
The New York Times Selective Guide to
Colleges gives the University of Oregon an above
average rating in academics, social atmosphere
and quality of life However, the descriptions of
University life are replete with stereotypical refer
ences to "jogging" (oh, wow) and the rain (oh,
double wow, tor sure).
"Blend two vegetarians, one Greek, one hick,
two jocks, one conservative, and three activists,"
writes the guide. "Add a dash of the smarts and
cover with a sturdy umbrella. What have you got?
Ten University of Oregon students waiting for a
bus.” We are not amused.
The page-and-a-half blurb goes on to explain
that it rains rain rains rains in Eugene The Times'
guide notes that athletic events and parties head
the list of free-time activities for students. They
quote one student as saying enthusiastically, "I'll
always be a Duck.” This book was written in New
York by New Yorkers.
The New York Times Selective Guide to Colleges,
1982
There are 1001 reasons to hate the French
writes Howard Smith
Smith has some rather intriguing opinions
concerning the French.
“Only a country that's convinced Jerry Lewis
is a genius builds a nuclear power plant in Iraq ”
"Dirty hair Hairy armpits. Unshaven legs."
"French sex: all idealization, no realization,
just lots of talk.”
"French men: shortei than they think they
are."
"They eat horses, don’t they.”
“A nation afloat in buttled water had to invent
the pissoir.”
And these were the nicer reasons.
The Village Voice, June 22
The American University of Beirut has sus
tained damage from an artillery assault on the
campus No one has been injured in the barrage,
which occurred hours before a ceasefire was
declared between Israeli and Lebanon.
Officials at the Beirut university said five
direct hits were scored on the campus which also
houses the American Community School (an
elementary school) and the International Collage
(a high school).
The Chronicle of Higher Education, July 7
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