TINO’S • Full dinner menu • 23 varieties of Pizzas • Whole wheat and white crust • Pizzas to go -cooked and uncooked 15th and Willamette Open every day Mon-Fri 11-1:00 am Sat 5-1 00 am Sun 5-11 00 pm _ letters Be an IFCer Ever been curious about how you'd look with prematurely grey hair? Have you always longed to be totally unap preciated. enjoy the throb of a migraine and yearn for a ner vous twitch? If so, the IFC is where you oughta be Each year, motivated by only God knows what visions of sugarplums dancing in their heads, any number of poor, misguided schnooks set their sights on becoming members of the infamous Incidental Fee Committee. It's a noble cause, generally undertaken with an honest desire to serve, tem pered with the knowledge that half of your friends who are in ASUO programs and organiza tions will never speak to you again and the other half will be spending their spare time stick ing pins in your voodoo like ness This past year, serving on the IFC has been an experience that rates right up there on the joy meter with hangnails and post nasal drip Since last May we've If you’re a senior and have the promise of a $10,000 career-oriented job, American Express would like to offer you the American Express' Card. What are we? Crazy? No, confident. Confident of your future. But even more than that. We’re confident of you now. And we’re proving it. A $10,000 job promise. That’s it. No strings. No gimmicks. And this offer is even good for 12 months after you graduate. But why should you get the American Express Card now? 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We al locate We take X amount of bucks and try to make it do a mozzarella cheese impersona tion, stretching it every which way among 90-some ASUO programs. It’s all done with mir rors Talk about your miracle of the loaves and fishes So why do it? Why would an yone purposely subject him- or herself to this kind of abuse? There are a million stories in the naked city. Each IFC is a unique blend of personalities and ours has been no exception. Under the ben evolent guidance of the ASUO's Alan Contreras and with Chair man Karsten Rasmussen head ing up our little band of mar auders. the IFC: Steve Baldwin, David Gibson, Xavier Romano. Katcha Phinney, Robert Payne and myself, has diddteybopped through yet another year of fis cal escapades Student govern ment here ts a real pip We need movers and shakers and we need them now Call the ASUO office (x3724) and see where you might fit in And remember, it's not just a job, it's just not an adventure Confused? Wait'll you get a load of figuring out payroll assessment Catht Bulon# IFC In error All week l have been receiving condolences on the closing of the Environmental Studies Center This is to inform all in terested parties that we did not get the boot" as Ms Howlettso inaccurately put it. We are a well organized, functioning library and will continue to provide in formation to students and com munity members on issues of environmental concern Small resource centers on campus have enough trouble advertising their presence with out being sabotaged by the Emerald staff The quality of the commen tary could have been improved substantially had the reporter stated the purpose of the call, as it was she didn't even bother to verify the spelling of my name Sensationalism surely un dermines the purpose of good journalism, which is to inform. 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