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Coalition backs
‘qualified leaders’
SALEM
CHANGE, the Coalition of
People Hanging Around
Waiting for a New Governor and
a New Economy, was formed
recently to encourage
“qualified leaders" to run for
governor — whether or not
they're experienced in politics
CHANGE claims Oregon's
real leaders have avoided the
tangled world of politics These
leaders are the key to Oregon's
future, CHANGE says, and must
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be prodded into joining the pid
dly group of 14 candidates who
have already announced
John Gliberal, the coalition's
vice president in charge of print,
audio, visual, telephone and CB
communications relations,
says, “There are many grass
roots leaders who would bring
the pioneer spirit back to the
governor's office They just
need encouragement, money,
advice, money, support, money,
and a crash course in econ
omics "
Paul Hohum, University pre
sident, is a potential winner,
Gliberal says "Just look how
much experience he has
dealing with budget cuts "
Jim Zaney is another person
contacted by CHANGE, Gliberal
says, adding that Haney "has a
vast groundswell of public sup
port
Archie Beerstein “would
bring to the governor’s office 80
years of experience in living;
this accumulated knowledge
could only help Oregon,” says
Gliberal
Jerry Rust, a former harvester
of trees and grass who dreams
of Oregon being the windmill
capital of the world, is also ex
pected to announce soon,
Gliberal says Rust promises, if
elected, to pump millions of
dollars into "perpetual motion
machine" research as part of
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his back-to-basics energy pro
gram He is expected to run
under the slogan. "Oregonians
don’t tan — they Rust
British refugees
continue exodus
NEW YORK
Another 3,000 British
retugees fleeing the repressive
British tax structure landed at
New York's La Guardia airport
today
The latest influx of First
Class Airline People” brought
the number of refugees who
have fled Great Britian in the
past three weeks to 65,431
The flood of fur-laden, jewel
bedecked Britishers streaming
off assorted TWA, Pan Am and
British Airway jets was quickly
channeled into waiting limou
sines by party-equipped valets
The refugees were immediately
driven to internment camps at
the Waldorf-Astoria, Hilton and
Chelsea hotels
"We just can’t handle many
more,’ said Ucan Byrne, head of
the U S Immigration Service s
Northeast region headquarters
"We re limousinmg them to vel
vet-lined internment hotels up
and down the East Coast But
it's tough finding room, because
we've filled every four-star hotel
from Boston to Atlanta ”
A bill passed March 9 by the
British Parliament, which de
clares an ’ open hunting sea
son" on anyone earning more
than $100,000 a year with an
upper-class accent, began the
mass migration of wealthy
English to the United States
Reagan announces
compulsory
program
WASHINGTON
The Reagan administration
announced Wednesday a com
pulsory firearm-ownership
educational program for the na
tion's public elementary
schools
Coordinated nationwide by
the National Deadly Firearms
Association. Inc . the program
will instruct children in all
aspects of the shooting sport
‘ Children should have the
right to bear arms I don't see
any difference between them
and adults when it comes to
fundamental rights guaranteed
by the Constitution of the United
States of America." said Trigger
Cannon, a retired Benton
County Sheriff, and chairman of
the Oregon Deadly Firearms
Association, Inc
What would happen if they
kids were attacked by the com
munists while they were in
school? Are they supposed to
defend themselves with jacks
and jumping ropes7" he said
Vermin Duncan. Oregon
superintendent of education
greeted the announcement of
the firearms education program
with great enthusiasm "This
should be a real shot in the arm
for our schools and the kids
Gee. guns are really a lot of fun
in addition to being practical "
However, a spokesman for
the National Association to Ban
Those Idiots Who Shoot Help
less Animals said the announ
cement really caught her by
surprise “I really don't know
what to say," said Lillian Mor
ton-Grove, chairman of the Il
linois-based group of
housewives with nothing better
to do
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