TINO’S
• Full dinner menu
• 23 varieties of Pizzas
• Whole wheat and
white crust
• Pizzas to go
-cooked and uncooked
15th and Willamette
Open every day
Mon-Fri 11-1:00 am
Sat 5-1 00 am
Sun 5-11 00 pm
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SY’S PIZZA
continued from 1B
"It's got a good beat but it s pretty
hard to dance to." said Mr Cheese,
still grinning broadly "I give it a
seven "
East Broadway Pizzeria
652 E. Broadway Ave.
$4.35
Rating: 6.8
OUR SECOND STOP, tor no more
reason than the first, was at Track
Town Pizza On opening the box, the
anchovy-lover exclaimed "my first
impression is that it's sloppy It's burnt
around the edge. "
"Greezee Mmmm," said The Con
noisseur. settling down to serious
business "It does look kind of mu
tant,” said our fearless leader, looking
as if he had just beamed down from
the Enterprise
"Gross, man," said Ann-chovy
Grease is just sitting there on top of
the pepperonr in little pools "
"The crust is wafer thin." "Look at
that." marveled Mr Cheese It glis
tens in the light ”
The crust has a weird taste,” said
The Connoisseur It does It has air
.
pockets." said the fearless leader
"Look, you could climb into those
babies'"
"That comes from improper proof
ing of the dough." interjected the
Kibitzer "Why aren't you doing this7
everyone else asked Because, she
replied "I already ate "
"I don't think it's that bad said our
fearless leader, quietly
"You know that special taste of
cheese that's been frozen and
re-thawed7 said The Connoisseur
"Yeah it tastes like a Totino s, said
Ann "Sort of ”
"It doesn t have any cheese said
the Mrs Leader
"I kind of like it." said the fearless
leader, meekly
The anchovy-lover sat quiet for a
second Something was coming to
him "It makes a mockery of pizza'"
he declared The pizza bespeaks its
own unpopularity "
It's a pizza made for beer' an
nounced Mr Cheese Made for Bud
or Miller," elaborated The Connois
seur
"I don t think it's that bad said our
fearless leader Again "Let s rate it
^ -
Track Town Pizza
1809 Franklin Blvd.
$4.55
Rating: 3.2
NEXT CAME THE moment of truth
Domino's The little white Rabbit with
the glowing red and blue domino on
top pulled up outside and we
remembered to ask for our two free
Pepsis (We re no rookies at this We
know the ropes)
Heal salty, saia I he Connoisseur
"You take a bite and it kinda soaks up
your juices ”
What kind of cheese is this7"
asked Mrs Leader Rubber Plas
tic," came the replies simultaneously
Fabric crust " "Pre-fab" correct
ed Mr Cheese It bounces What a
great advertising campaign'"
"It's not so much the taste, it's the
texture," said The Connoisseur
"Is there any sauce7" asked Mrs
Leader There s no sauce Hey look,
there's no sauce'
"There's a hint of it," said Mr
Cheese "Just enough to give it color
Great Pepsis. though
"That s the best feature about
Domino's They deliver
Domino * Pizza
1609 E 19th Ave.
S6.10 (with two Pepsii. delivered)
Rating: 2.5
"DON'T TOUCH IT, it scute said
Mr Cheese Look at it. it looks like an
Easter bonnet Awwww Looks like it's
about to flower
Lemme see this is Accuardi s Old
Town Lotsa crust "
"Yes said Ann s replacement
Not much tomato sauce but
hey did you get charged for
tomatoes'' i ney rorgot our tomatoes!
Major mistake!" said Mrs Leader
"That's gonna cost them in the
ratings!" declared the leader, a gleam
in his eye
(silence for chewing)
"Not too bad The only thing it
needs is a little more sauce," said
Ann's replacement
(more chewing)
"Lotsa mozzarella1" recited the
fearless leader That's expensive
cheese," added Mr Cheese, who
knows these things
"Let's see who had the good
sauce7 Maybe we could come up with
a SynmeilC pizza, wnere we ia*e me
best ingredients from the other pizzas
and put them together "
(more chewing)
Accuardi's Old Town Pizza Co.
174 E. Broadway Ave.
$4.45
Rating: 6.4
"THERE’S MORE COMING?’’
asked Mr Cheese "Unnnhhh
"Oh,boy1 Oh yeah!' said The Con
noisseur as he opened the Tino's box
' Mmmmm Not bad Taste that
tomato sauce!"
Probably the most seasoned pizza
we've had said Ann's replacement
"You got your garlic, you got your
oregano " said the leader
Long strings of gooey cheese
webbed between the main bulk of the
pizza and the individual pieces
"There's olive oil in there!" trailed
off the leader, his mouth full
The crust is a little chewy but it
kmda subjugates itself to the whole,
offered the anchovy-lover "The crust
and the rest of the pizza are one.
attempted Ann's replacement, trying
to get into the swing of things It's not
like they're separate entities "
Mffzerrellumph!" proclaimed the
leader
OF THE LAST PIZZA
continued from 1B
"The tomatoes are a little pale and
slushy But they’re all like that this
time of year,” said Mrs Leader
"Everyone had one of these?"
asked Ann's replacement eagerly
"The best part of the pizza is
scraping the cheese off the wrap
ping," said Mrs Leader (who, by the
way, has been known to eat all the
pineapples off a Canadian bacon and
pineapple pizza, leaving a nude
bacon pizza)
Tino's Spaghetti House
1491 Willamette St.
$5.45
Rating: 8.5
THE BOX WAS opened slowly to
reveal the last pizza, a huge round
crater of a pizza, a full inch and a half
high at the edge and an eighth-of an
inch thick in the middle Everyone
groaned
“Look at the size of that thing,"
someone muttered
"Hey, maybe that’s how it got its
name," said the leader "Get it?
Sy's??"
"Hey, how come pineapple instead
of tomato?" asked Mr Cheese, ignor
ing him. "Didn't they have any?"
"Nope And this pineapple is kinda
weird It tastes canned ”
The first bite revealed a highly
spiced sauce, probably from an old
Italian recipe loved by old Italians
everywhere
"Very good crust!" asserted the
anchovy-lover "You like the crust??
Ooooooh!” shivered Mrs Leader
"That's one definite like for the crust,
one definite dislike.’’
“The ham doesn't look real,’’ said
another of the judges. “The pineapple
doesn't look real Is this pizza real?”
“I don’t know about this one," said
the leader. "The Canadian bacon got
stuck between my teeth.”
“It could just be the bias of being
the last one ” ”1 don’t know The
spices were pretty strong. That taste’ll
stay with you for a couple of days.”
Sy’s Pizza
1211 Alder St.
$6.80 (delivered)
Rating: 4.1
by matt meyer
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The results:
Tino’s 8.5
East Broadway 6.8
Old Town 6.4
graphic by jane hart-meyer
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