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Celebrate your birthday with an
"antique cocktail dresser." One
drink and your drawers fall
apart. — Hallmark
One person rejoices over his
while another person cries over
hers. He thinks of his as a
milestone on the road to know
ledge while she thinks of hers as
one stop closer to hell.
Whatever your view on birth
days, the new year brings an
other one to reckon with. Per
haps this time you can think of
your birthday as Lucy of Pean
uts’ fame thinks of hers — the
anniversary of the day the world
was blessed with your wonder
ful presence.
Such a grand day warrants a
grand celebration, and Break
fast in Bed Inc offers one of the
grandest. They come to your
home, cook eggs Benedict and
pecan waffles in your kitchen
and serve it to you in bed with
CHINA BLUE RESTAURANT
Serving Lunch from 11-4 M-F
COMBINATION
Make your own combination plate by choosing one item from each
group below.
A. B-B-Q Pork Fried Rice
B. Pork Chow Mein
C. Sweet & Sour Chicken Wings
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
Braised Bean Curd • $2.50
Beef Broccoli • $2.80
Sweet and Sour Pork • $2.45
Shrimp Egg Rolls • $2.40
Pineapple Sweet and Sour Chicken • $3.00
879 E. 13th Ave.
6. Three Shreds with Bean Sprouts • $2.65
Shredded Pork, Bamboo, Black Wood Ear
and Bean Sprouts
7. Fried Mushrooms • $2.10
8. Sweet and Sour Fish • $2.50
9. Curry Beef • $2.80
10. Special of the Day
343-2832
pastries, fruit, fresh orange
juice, coffee, champagne and
roses.
Because such extravagance
costs $35 for one and $45 for
two, arrange for someone to
give it to you as a gift. Tell them
to call 687-8827 one day in ad
vance.
If you have the money, you
could impress a birthday boy or
girl by picking them up via
limousine and red carpet.
Capone’s Limousine Service
charges $25 for a “regular”
ride, $35 for a ride wth two
gangsters, plus another $5 if
you want the red-carpet treat
ment. Call Capone at 484-9559
for an appointment.
Of course, birthday parties
are the ultimate American cele
bration And the ultimate cele
bration begins and ends in a hot
tub. Finding an available tub is
unlikely and buying one is at
least $2,000 too expensive.
The Steam Works at 154
Lawrence St., 485-5879, rents
five-feet-in-diameter by four
feet-deep hot tubs for a 24-hour
period. They deliver and set up
the t&b with trailer and deck for
$100.
A cheaper and more novel
party awaits birthday celebra
tors at Farrell’s Ice Cream Par
lour, 13th Avenue and Pearl
Street. Farrell’s Zoo Party in
cludes hats, funmakers and five
pounds of ice cream with ban
anas, cream topping, nuts and
cherries.
Ten or more people can par
lake of Farrell’s Volcano Party,
featuring flaming ice cream with
hot fudge sauce. The zoo ver
sion costs $2.75 per person, the
volcano version costs $2.65 per
person, and the mound is
zoomed to your table with a
thundering drum and screech
ing siren.
If you’re embarrassed by all
the merrymaking, you can go it
alone and ask for a free sundae
on your birthday sans drum and
siren.
The Spagetti Warehouse at
751 W. 1st St. also gives away
birthday fare. The day before,
the day of or the day after your
birthday, you can receive a free
spaghetti dinner, salad, bread
and ice cream.
Or if you’re really cheap, and
you work at the Emerald, you
can put free birthday messages
in.
Happy birthday Don, Kim and
Rebecca.
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