Comics i I Batman Createdby Bob Kane ©1978 DC Comics Fantastic Four Created by Stan Lee ©1978 Marvel Comics Group Spider-Man Created by Stan Lee ©1978 Marvel Comics Group The average comic book reader used to be about seven years old and appreciated no more depth than “whiff, zam and powie!” The comic fan of today is any where between 13 and 95 and demands romance, angst and tragedy from his superheroes. The do-gooders and the villains are strictly 20th century and con sequently, their lives read like soap operas. Here’s a wrap-up of the current status of three fantasy heros that we grew up with. The original soul-searching superhero, your friendly neigh borhood Spider-Man, has woven a tangled web. In his alter-identity of Peter Parker, boy genius and freelance photojournalist, he is re jected by his scarlet haired girlfriend, Mary Jane Watson. With a diamond ring in his poc ket, he returns to his dreary little pad to find none other than his old heart throb, Betty Brant, waiting eagerly for him. Betty, a delicious dish in jet black knee high boots, literally throws herself at him, an offer that no red blooded Spider-Man can refuse. But there is a stumbling block: Betty Brant is actually Betty Leeds — a married woman! Since this comic needs a seal of ap proval, Peter discreetly turns her down. Betty, however, is undaunted by his rejection and continues the proposition on and off for several issues. Finally, Peter, who has seri ously considered and reconsi dered her offer many times, lets his morality get the best of him. In a ploy straight out of Love Boat, Peter asks Mary Jane out again in hopes that it will give him an ex cuse not to get-it-on with Betty. M.J. accepts and Parker says: “Now that I have a date with M. J. maybe Betty will go back to Ned Leeds where she belongs. Well, Parker, it looks like you’re finally having some luck.’’ No chance. Four frames later, Spider-Man is battling it out with the seemingly omnipresent Spider-Slayer, a robot especially designed to kill the web slinger. The duties of a hero are never done. This year the Fantastic Four split up for about the fourth time. Reed Richards, the stretching leader of the group, is just getting too old for the crime-fighting busi ness; rigor mortis sets in and he loses his elasticity. Brittle, broken hearted and sex ually frustrated, he mopes around for a while and then finally dis bands the group. But never fear because in just three issues the resilient Richards, the muscle bound Thing, the hot headed Human Torch and the inscrutable invisible Girl are back together fighting their old arch-nemesis Dr. Victor Von Doom. Masking his foul plan in the guise of good will, the mail-dad megalomaniac shoots Richards into space where, exposed to some cosmic rays that made him elastic over a decade ago, Mr. Fantastic regains his power. Reed re-enters the atmosphere as pliant as ever. Reed, feeling macho again, dukes it out with the psychopathic Ph.D. one-on-one and tears off the mask that covers Doom's hideously disfigured face. The doctor sees himself in a mirror and, with his facade gone, flips MAftVCl COIWCS CHOUF MARVEL TALES out. “Oh God, I’m ugly!” he screams. Off comes the armor. On goes the straight jacket and Doom is led to a padded cell at Bellvue The nocturnal Batman is by far one of the most complex charac ters in comicdom today. With a twisted vigilance for self-styled justice, he takes out his revenge for his parents’ murder years ago on every petty street punk he meets. Unlike the moral crime fighter of 10 years ago, today’s Batman seems to take fiendish de light in knocking heads together. He may be a bit trigger happy, but he is the greatest detective in the world of fantasy. He is also, in his alias of Bruce Wayne, one of the greatest womanizers, and with his influential young ward, Dick (Robin) Grayson, away at Hudson University, he has a house guest — female, of course. After a wild romance with Silver St. Cloud, a foxy society girl, who is forced to dump him when she finds out his Bat-alias, Bruce Wayne swears he hates Batman and never wants to see him again. This is quite a trick since they are the same person but who expects logic from a latent schizophrenic. It is not easy, however, to teach an old bat new habits and in the next issue he dons his cape and cowl again, ready to strike fear into the black hearts of villains. Once a vigilante always a vig ilante. By Keith Allen 1 Jan. 18 to Jan. 24 Tfimunrsdlg^ Music Homefried Truckstop: Dinner — Susan Arrow (guitar). Eugene Hotel: UPEPO, $1.50. Harvester: Mithrandir. The Place: Any Old Time String Band, no cover. Odetta, Beall Hall, 8 p.m. $2 at EMU and at door. Odetta has performed all over the world and made numerous recordings. Her reper toire includes blues, spirituals, jazz, and all kinds of folk songs. Mid-winter folk music festival. Ida Patter son Community School, 7p.m., $1. Featuring Tommy Smith, Linda Danielson, Chico Schwall, John Addiego and Mike Ford. Theater "him," Pocket Playhouse in Villard Hall, 8 p.m. Plays Jan. 18-20 and 25-27. $1.50 stu dents and senior citizens, $3 general public. Tickets may be reserved by calling LIT box office 686-4191. “him”, with its huge cast of 23 actors and unique theatrical style which blends vaudevillian and surreaistic techni ques, describes the process of artistic crea tion. A rare production of e.e. cummings’ only play. The Importance of Being Earnest,” ORT Atrium Mall, 8 p.m. Jan. 17-21, 24-28, 31-Feb. 4, with Sunday matinees each week at 2 p.m. Call ORT box office 485-1946 for ticket info. Oscar Wilde's tum-of-the-century comedy of mistaken identities. Film “The Goodbye Girl,” 150 Geology, 7 49:30 p.m., $1. Neil Simon's script with Oscar win ner Richard Dreyfuss and Marsha Mason. “Network,” 180 PLC, 7 & 9:30 p.m., $1.25. All-star cast depicting future of boob-tube. Music Homefried Truckstop: Breakfast —Sigfig; dinner — Terese Weber (harp). Odetta, Beall Hall, 12:30 p.m. Workshops by American folk singer. Admission to work shop1 is $1. La Julienne, Beall Hall, 8 p.m Early music ensemble from Ashland. Tickets are availa ble at the door for $2.50 for students and senior citizens and $3.50 for the general pub lic. La Julienne will conduct a workshop on Saturday. For information call 686-3575. Eugene Hotel: UPEPO, $2. Harvester: Mithrandir. The Race: Any Old Time String Band, no cover. Olde Dexter Theatre: Fox Hollow String Band, barn dance with caller, 8 p.m., $1. Fol low Hwy. 58 to the heart of Dexter. For infor mation call 937-3473. Theater "him,” (See Thursday's listing). "The Importance of Being Earnest,” (See Thursday's listing). Miscellaneous Curry/Oslund Dance Co., Springfield High School. 875 N. 7th, 8:15 p.m., $3 adults, $1.50 kids and senior citizens. Jack Welpott, photographer, guests on “Art Access," broadcast on KWAX-FM, 9:45 a.m. Welpott s photos are currently displayed at the Photography at Oregon Gallery in the University art museum. Film “TheFlescuers,” (Kids'matinee), 180PLC, 4 & 7 p.m., $1/500. “Annie Hall," 150 Geology, 7 & 9 p.m., $1.25. Another Woody-Keaton biggy. Music Homefried Trucks top: Breakfast — Sattva (Mideastem); dinner — Chico (guitar). Eugene Hotel: UPEPO, $2 Harvester: Mithrandir. The Race: Any Old Time String Band, no cover Walker Cunningham, guest organ recital. Central Lutheran Church, 8 p.m. $2 public; $1 students and seniors His program will in clude works by Sweelinck, Scheidemann, C.P.E. Bach, and J.S. Bach. Arcturus, WOW Hall, 291 W. 8th, 8 p.m. Tickets $2.50 at door. A jazz quintet whose members have played in a number of re spected bands. Theater “him," (See Thursday’s listing). "The Importance of Being Earnest," (See Thursday's isting). Film "Annie Hall," 150 Geology, 7 & 9 p.m., $1.25. "Lawrence of Arabia,” 180 PLC, 8 p.m. only, $1. Peter O'Toole s best remembered role. Music Homefried Truckstop: Breakfast — The Saraswati Trio; cSnner — Andy Guzie (classi cal guitar). Eugene Hotel: Pete Karnes Blues Band, $1. La Chambre Woodwind Quintet, Maude I Kerns Art Center, 4 p.m., free La Chambre, which is formerly the Symphony Woodwind Quintet, is composed of Jeanne Wolfgang, Kay Holbo, Nancy Belpat, Larry Brezicka, and Cindy McManus. Theater "The Importance of Being Earnest, Miscellaneous "Dream and Art Workgroup," creative inner work; exploring inner symbols expressed in dreams and art. Weekly 7-10 p.m., $35 month Call 342-7001 for information. Work shops led by Gene Marks and Deborah Sadowsky. Music Eugene Hotel: Pete Kames Blues Band, $1. The Place: Billy C. Farlow, no cover. Eugene Symphony Orchestra Preview Concert, Beall Hall, 730 p.m. Program in cludes works by Copland, Hovhaness, Grif fes, Ives, and Barber. Live from the Center, WOW Hall, 10 p.m. Dave and Grady along with friends and folk singer Paul Halpem. Tickets $1 at door. Ragtime Millionaires, Oregon Repertory Theatre — Atrium, 8 p.m., $2 general admis sion, $1.50 Eugene Folklore Society mem bers. The Millionaires are a jug band playing blues and swing. Music Homefried Truckstop: Breakfast — Emmy Fox (Banjo); lunch — Carole Platas (guitar); dinner — Danishman (guitar). Eugene Hotel: Marty Erlich (Reeds). $1. The Place; Jules & The Polar Bears. $1. New Punk group. Could The Place be turning into Eugene s own CBGB's? Eugene Symphony Orchestra. Beall Hall, 8 p.m. Tickets S3, $4, and $6 from School of Music. Program Tuesday and Wednesday nights; Copland — “Danson Cubano,” Hovahness — Mysterious Mountain," Grif fes — "Pleasure Dome of Kubla Khan,” Ives — "Central Park in the Dark,” and Barber — "Symphony #1. Music Homefried Truckstop: Breakfast — Josh Schurman (guitar); lunch. Kat; dinner — Linda Danielson (fiddle). Eugene Hotel: Marty Erlich (reeds), $1. The Place; WheatfiekJ, no cover. Eugene Symphony Orchestra, (See Tuesday's listing). Theater “The Importance of Being Earnest," (See Thursday's listing). Maude I. Kerns Art Center: Michael Smith (landscapes in ceramic and day) during month of January. High Street Coffee Gallery, 1243 High St.: Tom Blodgett (drawings from New York show) Jan. 7-27. Northside Gallery: "Eklektik Elektrik," some tradngs and erasings from an inquiry into electronic image generation by David Foster. Jan. 15-25. UO Museum of Art: Jack Welpott (photo graphy) Jan. 7-Feb. 11. Welpott deals with the urban landscape and with the "psycholo gical landscape," attempting through his photographs to define changing reality in terms of human psychology. George Cruik shank (amusing and entertaining illustra tions) and Ellie Fidler (wool tapestries).