Sculpture workshops
held at Kerns center
Soft sculpture, stitchery,
children’s raku and rug weaving
art are the subjects covered by
workshops this week at Maude I.
Kerns Art Center.
A combination soft sculp
ture/stitchery workshop will be
taught by Barbara Kensler this
Saturday and Sunday. The cost is
$15.
The workshop will explore sev
eral different directions in stitch
ery with emphasis on working
sculpturally. The focus will be on
sectional padding, surface quilt
ing, wrapping, applique, and
found object embellishment. A
materials list is available at regis
tration.
The workshop, which will occur
between 10 a.m. and .4 p.m. both
days, is limited to 16 people.
Also on Saturday, Valerie Soli
will begin to teach a raku work
shop for children aged 8 to 12.
The class will meet this Saturday
from 1 to 2:30 and next Saturday
from 1 to 3 p.m.
Clay works will be made,
glazed and raku fired during the
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two Saturday class sessions. The
technique of raku firing is exciting
for children as it allows for im
mediate results.
Previous clay experience is
preferred, but not required.
The class is limited to 10 stu
dents. Cost is $8 which includes
the day.
A two week session in rug
weaving will begin Tuesday. The
class, taught by Susan Marrant,
will meet on Tuesday and Thurs
day evenings from 7 to 10 p.m.
The dass will study color and
weave effects of the 2/2 twill weft
face rug technique. Students are
expected to provide their own
materials and must be familiar
with floor loom and warping.
This dass is limited to 9 mem
bers. A $15 dollar fee includes
the warp.
Registration for ail workshops
must be made prior to the class at
the Art Center, 15th and Villard.
Office hours are 9 a.m. to 10 p.m.
Monday-Thursday and 9 a.m. to 5
p.m. Friday. For further informa
tion, call 345-1126.
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By GLENN OZONEWOOD
Of the Emerald
Incest is best goes the locker
room rhyme, and Erica almost
found out first hand Wednesday.
The setting was quite romantic,
and she had no way of knowing
that Mark (her professor at the U)
is probably the living evidence of
a wild fling Erica’s father had
years ago. Mona hasn't laid it
out for Erica yet, but she’s sure to
know, even though her fears
were ungrounded.
The situation looked explosive
— dinner at Mark’s apartment,
soft light, some piano music —
but nothing ever developed. After
playing The Moonlight Sonata for
Erica, Mark made a rather cryptic
announcement.
"Enough of this piano playing,
let’s make love.’’
The statement set Erica aback
(not on her back) and she re
SEVEN THINGS
NOT TO DO
THIS SUMMER.
Summer can be fun if you know a few common things to avoid
doing.
1. Do not swim at any beach where they have loudspeakers
playing the soundtrack from “Jaws’’
2. Do not. under any circumstances, try to pick up a cow.
3. Do not answer any want ad for a summer job that sounds
too good to be true —unless you enjoy selling steak knives.
4. Do not tell your parents that, after graduation, you have
decided on an exciting career in motel management.
5. Do not accept a date from anyone wearing a green leisure
suit and roller skates.
Siglinda StemfuHer
Dean of Beer
6.
7.
So
Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to feed your pet
gerbil a boa constrictor.
Do not forget the one word for beer. As your Dean of Beer.
I can think of nothing more important for you to remember,
have fun. have Schlitz, and I’ll see you next fall.
THERE'S JUST ONE WORD
FOR BEER.
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sponded by gathering her things
and running back to The
Chateau. Mona had just left and
Nick was in Ns office mulling the
entire situation over, when Erica
came in looking like a beauty con
testant who’d just finished sec
ond. Although Nick knows the
story about Mark he didn’t tell
Erica, he just offered to take her
dancing and romancing and as
sured her that he really is quite
fond of her. Someday these two
are finally going to quit playing
games and admit how they feel
about each other.
And theirs isn’t the only rela
tionship that needs some serious
examination. Frank and Nancy
are starting to coo at each other
again. Nancy decided to stick
around another day and cook
Frank dinner, not knowing that
Carolyn had already planned to
do the same thing. It was a sticky
situation. Frank was unable to get
ahold of Carolyn to explain the
situation, and she showed up at
the apartment steaks and as
paragus in hand.
The eventual solution was that
Carolyn took her steaks and
headed for home while Nancy
cooled off and agreed to stay and
have dinner with Frank. It’s hard
to say what the future holds for
that triangle.
“And what about Ann,” you
scream collectively. Well, Ann's
in a bit of trouble. She’s having
trouble bouncing back from the
effects of a bottle full of sleeping
pills, and everybody in Pine Val
ley is blaming themself for not
resizing what Ann was about to
do. Right now, she’s still in the
emergency room attended by her
father.
But the real pity must be saved
for Dan Kinnicott who can't
handle the fact that Brook actu
ally, gasp, slept with Benny. I
mean this show originates in New
York City, not Fargo, and I just
don't understand how they expect
us to believe a college junior who
won’t continue to see someone
because she isn't a virgin. Old
Danny needs a good knock up
side the head among other
things.
Finally, Kristina is getting
loonier by the minute. Now Jeff
Martin has set and watched her
talk to her father’s ghost and she
has very few secrets left. There’s
only one big secret we don't know
about. It must be sordid as hell,
though, and time will worm it out
of her.
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