Duck Soup Oregon Daily Emerald • wr/ ' V “And the Oregon distance ace easily outkicks his competition.” Letters Best guarantee There is simply no evidence that unionization has resulted in a decline in the number of GTF posi tions at Wisconsin or Michigan, as the University administration is currently claiming. Indeed, a strong union is the best guarantee that such cuts will not be made, or that their impact at least will be minimized. Wisconsin and Michigan, like all large state universities, have been subject to budget cuts by their state legislatures Faculty, GTFs, and students alike have suffered as a consequence of these cuts: universities have been forced to teach more students with fewer instructional staff (but, unfortu nately, with more administrators!). Nothing could be more mislead ing than for the Administration to blame possible reductions in teaching staff on unionization. The problem is inadequate state funding of higher education and the Administration's budget pnorities—not unionization. Nathaniel Teich Assoc. Prof, of English President, U. of O. AFT Local 3209 Calvin E. Harris President, GTFF Local 3544 Robert E. Ginsburg Teaching Assistants Association Local 3220 University of Wisconsin, Madison Intimidating letter I received a letter today from Mr. Novick, Dean of the Graduate School, informing me that it would not be in my or the University s best interest to vote for the Ameri can Federation of Teachers in the upcoming election on April 27 and 28 Mr. Novick claims in his letter that as Dean of the Graduate School it is his responsibility to describe what he sees as some of the possible consequences of un ionization. It is quite ironic that Mr. Novick’s descnptions of possible consequ ences are all negative. Further more, it is not clear whether Mr Novick is representing his own personal perceptions or merely mouthing the administration's fears that unionization would qual itatively improve the working con ditions of the GTFs. I have been a graduate teach ing fellow at the University of Oregon for two years and this is the first time I have received a let ter from the dean who is now all of a sudden concerned about my best interests I personally find a letter which states that if and when we do unionize we will lose finan cially and will lose the already good relationships with the faculty as intimidating and threatening Does Mr Novick believe that these kinds of scare tactics will make us hide under our beds9 We should all recognize that Mr Novick s letter is very partisan and represents the financial interests of the University Mr Novick rep resents management and not GTFs If the University has the re sources to do a mass mailing to the GTFs, it has the resources to improve the lousy working condi tions we are all subject to As far as I am concerned, we have nothing to lose, but every thing to gain by voting yes for the American Federation of Teachers on April 27th and 28th Harry L. Humphries GTF Sociology All in good fun It seems I’ve started a volcano rumbling On Saturday. April 16, I had the most pleasureable job of emceeing both shows of the Hawaiian Club Luau. My duties included greeting the audience, introducing the entertainment numbers, handing out the door prizes and telling a few jokes here and there. Unfortunately, my sense of humor was found to be unforgiveably distasteful to a per son in the second show A luau is something different, its atmosphere being one of informal ity. Apparently, this is something not everybody realizes. In the April 21 edition of the ODE, I was attacked for my handling of door prizes, my choice of jokes and my overall "crudeness." Granted, I did ask a few (extremely?) per sonal questions during the door prizes. I also confess to the fart joke. But it was all in fun Every body knew that. Well, almost everybody I did get a chance to talk to a few door prize recipients after the show and they weren't a bit per turbed In fact, they enjoyed being part of the show I also sought out the subject of my gastronomical joke and immediately apologized if I had embarrassed her in any way As it turned out. she thought I was spotlighting the person in front of her Did you talk to any of these people, Mary Anne? If it's any consolation, let it be known that the joke had been thrown out the window long before your typewn ter pecking began I d like to make a public apol ogy I apologize to the Hawaiian people, especially my fellow club members I did not wish them to be blighted The members worked hard and long in preparing for the show and I'm truly sorry for any image or reputational dam age I caused They are the greatest people and if they forgive me, I don t care what anybody else thinks No more apologies Not all the Hawaiian culture is as crude as I am I say this with the same assurance as I say not all romance language graduate students are stuffed shirts I mean, it's not your fault you can't find pleasure in something 400 other people enjoyed Please come to our luau next year. Mary Anne Who knows, maybe you II win a door prize Glen Kagamida Hawaii Club Vice-Pres. Junior—Journalism Evidence lackinq I find the caricature on page six of Tuesday’s Emerald very offen sive to me as a woman It shows a woman in a very negative way One of the major subtitles of the article was, Men have a harder time adjusting to divorce No place in the article did the reporter ask Dr Johnson to justify this statement Is this his personal opinion, or does he have evidence to back this up?" Patricia M. Dasso Graduate, non-degree Permits required There are some semantic er rors in the front-page article Mon day concerning the Valley River bicycle-pedestrian bridge There is no State Board of En gineers, and no State Bureau of Lands. The state regulatory agency for operations involving fills or removal of materials is the Division of State Lands. Nor is there a Fish and Wildlife Associa tion The state agency concerned with fish and wildlife is the Oregon Greeks misrepresented Honestly' The tear and hatred some people on this campus loel to wards the Greek system is starting to look liko paranoia Its understandable that some people dont agree with the qoals methods or activities of our system Most ol the time, these prejudices are based on a lack ot knowledge, or hearsay, any way Even when they re not well were not here to please everybody However this year wove been accused ol having a woll organized political machine that would make Mayor Daley spin in his grave Dedicated students who have mado sacrifices of thoir time m recognized service to the entire University such as Gary Feldman. Dave Tyler Steve Herlockor Doug Benson are put down because ot the life style they happen to have chosen here The term Greek has become something of a slur, degrading anything it is attached to Enough If people are going to attack us. would they pleaso get their facts straight and make a token effort to mako sense'’ First, our budget We were not allocated S600 to go to Reno on a two (fay trip Over half of the money for our travel budget were for high school visitations that we sponsor with volunteer labor and a slide show on the entire University that we present to high schools all over the state including Medford The; Western Regional I F C con ference takes four days not two The monoy we were given amounts to about Vi of the total cost ot the tnp By the way the high school visitations are one attempt by a student group to help alleviate the 5 per cent enrollment drop that all of the other programs are moaning about Such misrepresentations of fact have been common in the Emerald all year despite Greg Wasson s statements to the con trary The big mistakes come when people take the Emerald seriously, especially the Emerald itself Their recent editorial based on Brenda Tabor s unchecked and untrue story about our budget allocation shows the danger of this Finally, ol the four students on the Incidental Fee Committee who supported our budget increases. Gary Feldman wasn t even endorsed by the Interfraternity Council Bartel and Schmunk both ot whom argued against much ot our budget woteondorsed by us Hardly proper functioning for Greek robots Bitching is fun We all do it But if people want to smear Greeks all over the editorial pages degrade the positive achievements of student officers and put down organizations who have even partial success in getting students to vote If we are to be libeled by the student newspaper and mado the ob|ec! of letters rallying the students of tho University against us (as if we weren t students ourselves) Get the facts straight Jerry Martens President—Interfraternity Council V. Department ot Fish and Wildlife and the federal agency is the U S Fish and Wildlife Service Oregon State law requires a permit from the Division of Stale Lands for any work involving fills or removal of more than 50 cubic yards of material in State waters Federal law (the Federal Water Pollution Control Act of 1972) re quires a permit from the Corps ot Engineers for any fills in navigable waters, their tributaries, or adja cent wetlands Other federal regu lations require a permit from the Coast Guard for any bridge, causeway, or other structure that may be an obstruction in naviga ble waters (the Rivers and Har bors Act of 1899, as amended) These permits may be irksome to people who want to build bndges, but they have a useful purpose to prevent the pollution or obstruction of the waters of the United States If applications are made for them early enough in the planning process, no excessive delays should result The hitch is that in some cases public hear ings on these permit applications, as well as reviews by regulatory agencies, are required Perhaps the Eugene Bicycle Committee did not understand these facts William Erwin 4815 12th Avenue North Salem, Or. Errors noted There have been errors in the press regarding the number of tenured faculty members on the staff of the University s School of Librarianship At this writing there are six tenured faculty Two of them, Dean Totten and Professor Pond submitted resignations (et tective August 31 1977) prior to President Boyd s tentative clos ure decision Jan N Wiggins, Acting Secretary Faculty Council School ot Ubrartanship Kecyclinq option This is in regard to Tom Jackson s article on tho wine bol tie bill, which appeared in the Emerald on April 15 Tom stated that HB 2482 would call tor the recycling and romanulaclunng ol wine bottles, rather than the refil ling The bill does not call lor such a thing, the bill only includes wine in the definition of beverage in the present bottle bill What will hap pen to tho wine bottle once rt is returned to the retailer is deter mined by what the distributor and manufacturer decide to do They have the option of deciding whether the bottle will be recycled, refilled, crushed and made into cullet, or thrown out Karen Bergsvik Senior-CSPA Letters policy Tho Emerald will accept and try to print all letters containing lair comment on ideas and topics ot concern or interest to the Umver sity community Because ot space limitations, letters must be no more than 250 words, typed, triple-spaced, dated and signed with the person's major No un signed letters will be published