Nonsense reigns one day
Around campus and
throughout the state prank
sters were in their glory
Thursday celebrating April
Fool's Day.
Roy Williams, payroll super
visor at the University, arrived
for his busiest day of the month
and was handed requests for
immediate maternity leave by
six female clerical workers
dressed in maternity garb, in
cluding smocks padded wtih
pillows
V.
Witty offering abounded
throughout the rest of Oregon.
Paige Powell of the Portland
Zoo said, “the switchboard
was lit up like a Christmas tree"
by 8 a m. Thursday with calls
for the likes of Harry Lion, Red
E. Fox, Don Key and Mrs. L. E.
Phant.
The zoo put on an answering
tape that said, "This is the zoo.
It’s April Fool's Day. Because
we don’t have sufficient staff to
handle the flood of prank calls,
we have had to resort to this
tape recording."
By 10.30 a.m. the zoo had
370 calls. By 11 a m. the tape
wore out.
The University of Portland
student newspaper, The
Beacon, rolled off the presses
as “The Bacon."
It reported the signing of a
17-foot-9 inch basketball
prospect—who turned out to
be Bonro, the giraffe at the
Portland Zoo.
J
Voorhees —
(Continued from Page 13)
Wilkins have been inspirational in
the California junior s success
"He really didn t have a techni
que when he came here, said
Moms, "just a good, long, fast
arm "
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13th and Peart
Sunday
Sam BCP Holy Euchansi
9am I amly Euchansi
11 am Hdy Euchansi 1N, 3rd
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Momog Player 2nd and 4»i Sundays
7pm Solemn High Euchansi
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Monday Saiurday
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GOURMET COFFEE ROASTED DAILY
The Coffee Been Coffee Company
7465 Hilyard
110 West Broadway
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BIG SCREEN SPORTS AT THE LOCKER ROOM
See an TV spoiling events al Eugenes Spoils
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Beautiful Food served n a tropical single
Lunch and gourmet darners everyday
Saturday A Sunday Breakfast
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FRIDAY:
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LUNCH WENOY A ONE
DINNER JOHN JARVIE The special is
Calabaoles iMexican stuned rucchvu
SATURDAY:
BREAKFAST DAY ROE
LUNCH JM MOORE
DINNER KEVIN JOHNS and CARLA ROSE
The special is Italian mushroom casserole
vegetables and camp fish slew
SUNDAY:
BREAKFAST CAM NEWTON
LUNCH DAVID RUPEE
DINNER DAVID WINTERS. The special is
Roach sole veloule and quiche
HOMEFRIED TRUCKSTOP
on 14th between Hilyard A Alder
13406 7
But with a technician such as
Wilkins around, Moms felt Voo
rhees would benefit immensely
"Both have relatively the same
stature,' said Morris, "I thought
Dave could learn the Wilkins style
of throwing, and it worked out well
for him
BAGELS
aaget* and Cream Cheese 501
New York Cheese Cake 85*
Grant Soil Pretiefs 251
Jumbo Dek Sandwiches from SI 00
Danish Krwgle 25
Buk Halvah lb S1 66
Gourmet Coflees-Cottee Fders. au types
MCKENZIE DELICATESSEN
incut to Mayflower Theatrei
782 E 11th Avenue
Open 10-7 pm Phone 342-2071
CAFE GLENWOOO
7S<
Breakfast
37 4* I w rkxifevard
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5306 4 20
ARROYO
COUNTRY BOCK
March 31-Apnl 3
at
Miaphy and Me Tavern
13374 2
( EVENTS 1
TUCK WILSON
Cervfrdale lor Attorney General
Monday 12 30-Law School
04272
ACTUAL
PROOF
Friday Sunday Apnl 2 4
Live Jma at the Eugene Hotel
04632
IRANIAN NEW YEAR CELEBRATION
Come and erpenence Ancwni Persia
y erven Dinner muse foe da nee chorus etc
Data April 3rd 1976 Saturday 6 30 p m
Place EMU Baltoom University ol Oregon
Sponsored by tie Iranian Stidents Associated and
tie Forewjn Stidents Organoaton 13409 2
( EWTERTAINMENT )
TONIGHT THRU APRIL 8
Eqht nternalonal (Hectors capture the human
drama ol tie 1972 Summer Olympus
VISIONS OF EIGHT
Showtmes 7 30 and 9 30
Fteduced admission matnees Saturday and Sun
day al 2
FRIDAY AND SATURDAY
11 30 p m show only
The husband the wile me erotic obsession
WET RAINBOWS
Rated X
No one under 18 admitted 13404 2
MY MAN GODFREY
A mov. 1 class*: starring CAROL F: LOMBARD AND
WILLIAM POWELL Saturday April 3. 7 & 9 p m
177 Lawrence $1
Sponsored by U ol O YWCA
13370 2
The Anande Merge Society Preeanta
START THE
REVOLUTION
WITHOUT ME
Gene Wilder (Young Frankenstein!
and Donald Sutherland (M A S H)
team up lor a w4d spool of the French Re
volution A dazdmg and sustained
farce, which is a mad affectionate tribute to
every historical melodrama anybody ever
saw Wilder and Sutherland perform magi
caty. -L A TIMES
Saturday. Apr! 3 150 Science
7 4 9 p.m SI
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HORSEBACK RIDES
Miles ol wooded trail Wmdgale Farms 998-6689
"Mac has given me positive
support,' said Voorhees. “He s a
source of reassurance. He s been
there already and can tell me
what’s going on.’’
Saturday, of course, it'll be just
Voorhees. And some stiff compet
ition
EMU CULTURAL FORUM Presents
Real Live Traditional American Music!
See Catun Music Irom Louisiana with
The Ba*a Brothers
Ok! Time Mouniam Music with
Lily Mae Ledford
and
Mike Seeget
File and Drum featuring
Lum GufSn
John and James Mitchell
Country Blues with
John Jackson
Alt tor $2 50 (U ol O students and children under 12)
and S3 25 for the genera) pubkc
Saturday. Apr* 10 EMU Ballroom 8 p m
Don't Miss It!
13352:9
GARDEN
TODAY!
EMU COURTVARO AND OWING ROOM
4-6 p m No admission charged
SCOTT BROWN will perform
I D REQUIRED
Sponsored by *>e EMU Food Servee and Program
Office 13396 2
I-1
EMU Cultural Forum
presents
Friday. Apr* 2
A Sergio Leone film
ONCE UPON
A TIME IN
THE WEST
-in cinemascope
A European s fantasy of America s fantasy
about a mythological time when the tegen
dary noble and pure-of-heart frontiersmen,
cowboys and national builders inhabited the
New World s Garden ol Eden Starring
CHARLES BRONSON. HENRY FONDA.
JASON ROBAROS. CLAUDIA CAR
DfNALE and KEENAN WYNN
180 PLC $1 8 p.m. only
Saturday, April 3
Burt Lancaster
IN
ULZANA’S
RAID
One man alone understood the savagery ot
the early American West from both sides
180 PLC S1 730&9:30p m
Sunday, April 4
MEL
BROOKS’
Hilarious
BLAZING
SADDLES
Starnng those aN lime favonfes. GENE
WILDER. SLIM PICKENS. HARVEY
KORk'AN AND MADEUNE KAHN.
ISO Science 3. S. 7.9. 11 p.m.
13378:2
CLAFux GABLE & CAROLE LOMBARD
in
NO MAN OF HER OWN
1932
Friday. April 2, 7 8 8:30 p.m
177 Lawrence $1
sponsored by U ol O YWCA
13369 2
Saturday Market
returns like spring
The largest ongoing craft fair in
the Northwest, the Saturday and
Sunday Market, will reopen this
weekend.
The same types of handcrafted,
homegrown and locally made
merchandise familiar to Saturday
Market patrons last year will be
offered again, according to Kathy
McKeever, secretary of the mar
ket.
The only real change from last
year, McKeever says, will be ‘a
major effort to give the Sunday
Market more energy."
McKeever says the new 5th
Street Public Market is not likely to
cut into the Saturday Market s
share of the crafts trade. "I per
sonally feel that it’s going to be a
complementary type of thing," she
THE GREAT
DICTATOR
In t>s Srsi dialogue Sim (1940)
CHARLIE CHAPUH plays both a meek
Jeweh barber and delator Adenoid Hynkie
Bekevmg lautyiter to be a potent weapon. he
successfully combined slapstick with slash
ing satire
Also THE HISTORY BOOK, part one of
nne Our guide is re Rat m this cartoon look
at history Ire— fo renr le s point of view
FRIDAY. April 2 150 Geology
SATURDAY, A^ l 3. 138 Gifeert
7 A 9 JO p.m. *1
Labor Action Commrtlee
133652
BLACK FOREST TAVERN
2657 Wtlamette 344-0816
Live entertanmenl five nvjhts a week
MICHELOe ON TAP
11749dfn
KZEL PRESENTS
HOYT AXTON
with special guest
JONATHAN EDWARDS
and introducing Katy Mohan
Lane County Fairgrounds Audtonum
Thursday April 8 8pm
Tickets $5 advance S6 at the door
Ticket cv "ri- c - 'nop Crystafship EMU
Mam Desk Ever.tudys Corvallis
Euger«. 13334 S0
EMU CULTURAL FORUM PRESENTS
THE METERS
and
THE PERSUASIONS
Thursday. April 15 EMU Balkoom 8 p.m
Tickets are available at the EMU Mam Desk
S3 75-U of O students
$5-General Admission
If you like soul and New Orleans funk, you won t
want to miss this1
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UO STUDENT INSURANCE is available spring
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WEIGHT PROBLEM?
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APPLICATIONS now being accepted for 1976-77
Cultural Forum Pos»*ons Suite 2. EMU Deadline 5
p m . Thursday Apnl 22 13388:22
BOOGIE BLUES
Rare Clothing
Recycled and Custom Demm
Lots of winter coats
342 West 8th
Monday-Saturdav 12-6 p m
DEPRESSED? U OF O Neuropsychology Lab is
offering a 4-6 week treatment program for de
pressed persons Fee writ be waived if required
assessments are completed A screening test will
be given Come to the Neuropsychology Lab.
Straub Hall. 15th and Onyx Hours 8 30 lo 3 30
p m Mon Wed . Fn 8 30a m lo6pm Toes and
Thurs 11 a m to 3 p m Sat
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1218 h & f
13218 4-8
The Checkered Players, a
comedy group, will perform at the
Market at 1 p.m. on Saturday. On
Sunday, a squaredancing group
and Friends of the Family are
scheduled for 2 p.m.
The market is open from 10
a.m. to 5 p.m. on Saturday and
from 10a m. to 4 p.m. Sunday. It is
located at 8th and Oak Streets in
downtown Eugene.
Most of the booths for this
Saturday are already full, but
McKeever says there have been
some cancellations. Booth space
is allocated by a lottery system on
Saturday and on a first-come
first-serve basis on Sunday.
McKeever expects the market
to be in full swing this weekend.
“The booths will be full,” she says,
“unless it snows.
CHESTER TRABUCCO: Here s Hobdays sauce
on your head 0482:2
ANYONE INTERESTED IN DOING extra work in
TV commercials and movies should apply lor the
Oregon Film Factory Stage III productions casting
Me at 1712 Willamette Street 10 am to 2 p m
Saturday Apnl 3 Application fee $1 0486:2
THETA CHI’S—Thanks for makng a special even
ing so very special'
LeArm
0489:2
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DONORS NEEDED
A Positive 7 Units A Negative 3 Units O Positive 10
Units: O Negative 1 Unit B Positive 1 Unit; A8
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Call us for an appontment at 484-9111
DEAR BASQUE: TWO years is a long t«ne Happy
Anniversary
Love ya. Pudge
0460 2
DtLDOYLE: EAT ON us this Thursday and every
Thursday to come XX THE CRISCO KIDS 0464 5
C J.: TWO YEARS ago we met at Hendricks Park.
(Two years of love & friendship with the cutest gal m
the world . I Thanks for making me so happy
honey My love always. F) G
0474:2
DEEP THROAT STARRING LINDA LOVELACE
is comng soon Apnl 10th & 11#i Watch for it
04772
JO. MY LOVE FOR YOU is too strong to die
Please dont close your heart for me Love. Mr
Optimistic 04232
YOGI: WHEN YOU stand up you really stand high
Thanks for the romp' HER 0456 2
ROBIN: You have been so kind and thoughtful
lately You ve taken me out on dark nights (sigh)
even when it was sleeting and haring You ve spent
your few precious moments of free time dnvmg me
to beaches and parks You never ta4 to prepare my
evening meai and those treats you get me from
Safeway They are DIVINE The Boundless Joy I
feel when you come home for lunch & surprise
me 't goes beyond my limited powers of expres
sed
Love xxxooo
ZUBIN
0494 2
JAPANESE
BONSAI
8 week course $18
MAUDE KERNS ART CENTER
345-1126
13382sb
CHRISTIANS-Campus Crusade for Chnst meet
Monday. Apnl 5to, 7 p m Straub 145 to begin clas
ses on how to live and share the Chnst-controtted
life 04295
DYNAMICS OF RELIGION, an inter-disciplinary
approach to the study of religion, still has places
available Participating faculty from seven depart
ments m Liberal Arts Religions Dept Office.
Chapman 211 13389:2
GET YOUR HANDS DIRTY AT the EMU Craft
Center Spring workshop bulletins now available
Registration Apnl 5. noon 13391:5
IF YOU START HELPING a child this tall, by next
spring you could have realty made a difference in
his life Want more information? Contact
E S C A P «= 686-4351 32? EMU 13355:2
THE DOVE’S EYE IS OPEN
. eicome Spring with a card from the Dove s Eye
Mondav through Friday 10-4 1414 Kincaid
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