Look, officer,
if my wife
hears
about this
she’ll brain
me.
Okay. You had a couple with the boys and you’re late and
you’re trying to get home before miJnight. Then there’s
that flashing red light in the rear view mirror. And the
policeman wants to know if you always mix alcohol and
gasoline and then go looking for trouble.
How will you feel the morning after when you wake up and
find out you’ve got your name in the paper? No doubt it’ll
be there — because newspapers look at all things, big and
small, with the honesty of a mirror.
On the other hand, you might have something for sale —
so you invest in space in the daily newspaper. Either way,
everybody in town is going to know.
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