SWINE Plans Cube Party,
Bigot Week, Magazine Sale
By JAQI THOMPSON
Knu ralil Staff Writer
SWINE, u political satire or
ganization. revealed plans in its
meeting Friday for a sugar cube
party sometime after Thanksgiv
ing.
The Students Wildly Indignant
about Nearly Everything, bused
on At Capp’a cartoon figures, re
fused to divulge further details
about their acid party, hut plan
to publish a statement after the
event.
Sub sub editor of SWINE pub
lications Walter J. Wentz, who
conducted the meeting, offered
his apartment for the SWINE
party “It’s a regular pigpen, any
way," he said.
Wentz stated further the party
would be a good way to get “re
venge" on his fraternity neigh
bors who "throw beer bottles
through my windows. We can
throw sugar cubes through their
windows,” he said.
It was moved and passed to
invite the Emerald reporter to
their sugar cube party, and some
mention was made to bribe the
reporter with a free SWINE mem
Soc Prof Shot
While Hunting
Joel Berreman. a professor of
sociology, accidently shot him
self in the left foot while hunt
ing Saturday on the mudflats near
Florence,
According to his wife, Berre
man had to crawl to the rowboat,
row to shore, and crawl to the
car on his hands and knees.
"He was quite some distance
away and there weren’t any peo
ple around to help . . . until he
got to the car,” Mrs. Berreman
said.
A nurse from the Eugene Clinic
told the Emerald that he was
suffering from a "pretty nasty
gunshot wound. The fact that it
was a buckshot wound and the
wound filled with debris while he
was crawling to the car made
matters worse."
Conference to Deal
With Stock Market
Leading authorities in finance
and the stock market will discuss
timing and selection of security
purchases at a one-day confer
ence to be held by the University
Wednesday.
Representatives of well - known
brokerage firms and educators in
finance and securities will exam
ine the selection and timing of
security purchases, with special
emphasis on the next bull market
from the technical viewpoint and
from the fundamental viewpoint.
Consideration will be given to
economic indicators of value in
the timing of purchases, preser
vation of capital in bear markets,
and the effect of business cycle
analysis and government policy.
The conference will be held
at the Eugene Hotel, beginning at
3:30 p.m.
Registration will open at 3 p.m.
in the hotel. The registration fee
of $20 includes dinner and a
social hour. The fee, payable to
the University, should be sent
to G. Winston Sturgen, director
of conference, School of Busi
ness Administration, at the Uni
versity.
Blood Bank
The Lent Memorial Blood Bank needs
the following types of blood for its
special account which serves the fac
ulty, students, and staff of the Univer
sity.
Donor hours are 1:30 to 4 p.m. Mon
day, Tuesday and Thursday, and by
appointment from 3 to 7 p.m. Friday.
The Blood Bank is located at 790 E.
11th Ave., next to the Mayflower
Theatre. Phone 345-0336 for further
Information.
Units Needed Type
9 A Positive
2 A Negative
5 O Positive
2 O Negative
0 B Positive
2 AB Positive
bership. Although not stated in
so many words, the reporter
understands the bribe is to not
reveal any names of the party’s
participants to any district at
torneys.
Another SWINE plan is to pro
claimed a Bigot Week, designed
to broaden hate horizons. The
Bigot Week proposal will be pub
lished in the Emerald later this
week.
Two magazines will be released
soon, announced Wentz, who
hopes to move from Sub-sub
editor to Sub-assistant editor in
the next coup.
“Opinion,” a leftist magazine,
will be available “in about a
week.” The cover will have a pic
turc of “Brigitte Bardot,” with
the following statement by Amos !
P. Breadsackcr: "Brigitte Bardot
has warts. She is fat, ugly, and
utterly disgusting!”
“Tame, the weakly magazine,”
will be released in December.
Cynic Breadsackcr also figures
prominently in this rightist maga- j
zinc.
Wentz, who has been invited!
to appear on “At Kandom” at 7 \
p in. Wednesday on PL-3, looks:
on the magazines as typical.
SWINE progress. “Last year we!
only had four-page, front and,
back, newspapers. This year
we’ve got three-page, front and
back, magazines,” he said.
The magazines create a finan
cial problem, however. Last year j
the newspapers paid for them
selves through sales. This year,.
with a treasury of $16 50, the j
magazine can be paid for ahead'
of time. Wentz fears, therefore,
sales might create a surplus of ;
cash, which would be “terribly:
capitalistic."
PL-3 Schedule
Monday, November 7
# 30—HUNTLEY BRINKLEY REPORT j
7:00—PL-3 NEWS
7:15—OFF THE AIR for housing
meetings.
8:00— PRINCIPLES OK ECONOMICS
8:30—THIS LS JAPAN "School Life in
Japan” examines the Japanese edu
cational system from elementary
through high school. “The Japanese
Press In Action” describes the way
Japanese newspapers operate to get
the news to Japan’s 94 million people.
9:00—NET JOURNAL: “To Be A Man”
filmed at Yale, this program explores
the stresses and satisfactions of
today’s college students.
10:00—PL-3 NEWS FINAL
As the radical middle, SWINE
cannot allow such a problem to
exist. Their solution will be to
"burn all profits on a beach bash
at the end of the year, and start
anew like a Phoenix.”
Although SWINE has 50 mem
bers, making it one of the largest
groups at the University, they
are looking for more—especially
leftists.
“We need leftists, so we can
get a good slam at the far right,”
said Wentz. “The trouble is,” he
continued, “leftists don’t have a
sense of humor, and do have a
persecution complex.” SWINE
fears it has already “broken the
spirit of SDS (Students for a
Democratic Society).”
UT Sets Auditions
For 'Twelfth Night'
The public is invited to audi
tion for the University Theatre
production of “Twelfth Night”
on Tuesday and Wednesday at
the University .
He will explain a new pro
duction approach to “Twelfth
Night” at 7:15 p.m., today in room
104 Villard, where tryouts will
be held from 7 to 10 p.m. to
day and from 7:15 to 10 p.m. on
Tuesday and Wednesday.
Persons who are unable to at
tend the scheduled auditions may
contact Mr. Cutler at 342-1411,
ext. 1785, or leave a message for
him at 342-1411, ext. 1761.
Navy Teams
To Visit Campus
The combined Officer Procure
ment teams from the U.S. Navy
recruiting station in Portland
and the Naval Air Station at Se
attle will be at the Student Union
today through Friday.
They will discuss the opport
tunities as an officer in the
navy with all those who are inter
ested in either the aviation or
the surface fleets.
TODAY’S STAFF
Night Editor: Nomi Borenstein.
Desk Editor: Chris Florea.
Reporters: Jaqi Thompson, and
Cheryl Adamscheck.
Photographer: Mike Russelle.
Proofreader: Teri Huestis.
CHEVRON CHEMICAL CO.
ORTHO DIVISION
will conduct
campus interviews
November 10 and November 11
for sales training
leading to agricultural
and garden chemical
marketing positions.
Contact
Placement Office
for appointment.
— an equal opportunity employer—
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Campus Briefs
Announcement* for Campus Briefs
must be turned In by 3 p.m. tbe day
before publication. Because of space
limitations no announcements will be
run more than twice.
Tickets for the Harry Belafonte con
cert go on sale at 7:30 a m. today In
room 108 In the SU.
Petitions are now available for World
University Service (WU8) committees
on the third floor of the SU.
There will be a meeting of Theta Sig
ma Phi at 7 p.m. today In the Allen
Room.
Drakes and Decoys must pick up tic
ket* for the Oregon-Oregon State game
by Wednesday at 3 p.m. The tickets
will cost 32.50 each and there Is a limit
ed number.
UNICEF cards, calendars and gifts
will be sold weekdays from 9 a.m. to 3
p.m. at the Wesley Foundation, 1233
Kincaid.
There will be a mandatory Peace
Corps Committee meeting at 7 p.m.
Tuesday In the SU. Room number will
be posted.
Model UN will meet at 7 p.m. today
in 237 Commonwealth.
Important meeting for all Amphi
bians, new and old members, 9 p.m.
Tuesday at Leighton pool. Newcomers
are still welcome.
Tickets go on sale today for "Under
Milk Wood” and “Spoon River Antholo
gy" at the University Theatre.
There will be a Greater Oregon staff
meeting today at 7:30 p.m. in the SU
for all persons from regions 2 and 3.
Room number will be posted.
The Beautiful Duckling, a Chinese
film, will be shown In the SU ballroom
at 8 p.m. Friday. Tickets, 50 cents per
person, are on sale at the SU and at
the door. >
Aberle Proposal
Rejected by IFC
At a recent meeting, the Inter
Fraternity Council voted 20 to 1
to reject the last three proposals
I put forth by anthropology profes
I sor David Aberle in his resolution
| on University Selective Service
relations designed to separate the
, University from the operations
I of the Selective Service Admin
j istration.
Aberle, who attended the meet
ing, presented his four-point pro
| posal during the pre-vote discus
sion. Part one of his proposal
| that concern the University with
holding GPA ratings from the
draft was not voted on due to
! the fact that it is already a Uni
! versity policy.
In other business of the meet
i ing, it was announced that the
IFC sponsored College Bowl will
; open its new season this week on
i PL-3. The SAEs are teamed with
i McClure to compete against Chi
i Omega and Ganoe Hall.
i A proposal made at the last
! IFC meeting concerning frater
j nity men taking active part in do
I nating blood to the Eugene Blood
! Bank will be officially put into
effect this week.
Nurses from the Lane County
i Health Department will be visit
ing the individual fraternities
' taking members’ blood types.
Greeks have agreed to donate
i blood at any time to the blood
bank.
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