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sleuths from a local wax museum
honoring the incomparable ingen
uity of man for horrors of rare
device. O’Neal is condemned to
he hanged but escapes at the cost
of axing off his hand. He cap
tains a hooker (I.aura Devon),
then a hook and sundry other
tools of truncation and plots the
methodical deaths and rending of
particular pounds of flesh from
those that caught and condemned
him.
But Dlanodcin’s sorcerer tried
too hard to he clever It conjured
something borrowed to make it
something new and in good and
artistic taste hut failed to do any
thing but reveal juvenility in its
old age.
The writers of the vision’s dia
logue set m to be convinced their
product is professional as indi
cated by their attempts at flip
pancy in the tours of the mu
seum and their fatal attempts at
witticisms and punishing puns.
Heads I ^‘labored
They make one character, for
instance, say after the judge has
been woefully decapitated, "He
lost his head over a woman.’’
And at another point, the main
character Cesare Denoca is made
to say about the demented miscre
ant, "When he comes after my
head, he'll have to risk his own.”
Thus heads seem to have gone
to the writers’ The script’s sub
tlety is particularly overwhelm
ing when the characters make
their oh, so deft realizations that
VOTE
BURLINGAME
FOR
Senotor-at-Large
EMPLOYMENT
U. S. Central
Intelligence
Agency
A representative will inter
view graduate students and
seniors on the University of
Oregon campus on October
25, 26, and 27. Interesting
work in the U. S. and abroad
is available for those complet
ing work in:
* Business Administration
Accounting
* Anthropology
* Architecture
Asian Studies
‘Business Administration
‘Chemistry
Economics
Foreign Languages
Geography
Geology
History
‘Journalism
Mathematics
‘Microbiology
‘Physics
Political Science
‘Psychology
‘Public Administration
Secretarial Science
Clerical/Administrative:
BA in any field. Young
women for foreign as
signments early in their
career. Minimum typing
speed: 45 wpm.
‘Graduate students only
For information about these
positions and to schedule an
interview, apply immediately
to the University Placement
Service, Susnn Campbell Hall.
—ah, ha—it IS the Baltimore
.strangler.
The attempt to be cute is never
laid to rest.
Tony Curtis has to' appear in
a cameo role for about IS wasted
minutes.
i'alrick O'Neal must try to
build another corpse out of the
severed sections of his victims.
When the villain is about to
put them at peace and pieces, a
red light must blink on and off
and the sountrack emit a shrill
shriek in the vision first.
Wax Ldniniy
And he must—irony or iron
ies -get his due for what he’s
done by falling into the dagger
of his wax udmmy—in spite of
the fact that that strained at
tempt at forcing art presupposes
that the dummy must have been
made of pretty rigid wax to re
i ccive—without the slightest shake
—the impact of his body.
When fhe magician had finish
ed, the two dejected visitors left
Iflanodcm who put its tail be
! tween its legs and sadly slipped
back in its cave.
Itotide Tncmniatretnc IMareme
and his companion had fled Egel
loc only to be offended by the be
stial Xof and, though eagerly ac
cepted by Dlanodcm and the sin
cere endeavors of its sorry sor
cerer, bored by the heavy-hand
lcssncss invoked in that hovel.
Heavy-hearted, they returned
to their former woe in Egelloc
only to be swarmed over, tortured,
torn apart and eaten up by the
sadistic Krouemoh gremlins.
—
Job Opportunities
Students may contact the Placement
Office In Susan Campbell Hall for fur
ther Information about the following
job opportunities.
Oct. 24—California Packing Corpora
tion. Accounting, Business Admin., Ec
onomics, Liberal Arts, If Interested In
office end of the business; Business
Training Program: 2-year program, af
ter completion of training, regular as
slgnmenta are made to Finance and
Accounting or other office positions
either In San Francisco, Production
Dlv., or branch sales offices. Location:
San Francisco with possible future as
signment elsewhere. Salary: to be dis
cussed. It la preferred that the candi
date be a U.S. citizen. The company is
not Interested In summer employment.
Oct. 25—Schlumberger Well Services.
Physics majors and Geology students
who have a strong background In el
ectronics.
Oct. 25—U. S. Central Intelligence
Agency. Accounting, Anthropology,
Architecture, Aslan Studies, Business
Admin., Chemistry, Economics, Foreign
Languages, Geography, Geology, His
tory, Journalism, Mathematics, Micro
biology, Physics, Political Science, Psy
chology, Public Admin., Secretarial
Science, Clerical/ Administrative. Lo
cation: Washington, D.C. and overseas.
Salary: *4.778 to *17.550 Candidate
must be a U.S. cltlben. Not interview
ing for summer employment.
Oct. 28—U.S. Central Intelligence
Agency. See above listing.
Oct. 26—U .S. Forest Service. Busi
ness Admin., Liberal Arts, Political
Science, Economics, and Accounting.
Location—Oregon and Washington.
Oct. 28—Defense Contract Audit
Agency. Accounting. Location: Utah,
Colorado, Iowa, Mlsouri, Minnesota,
Washington, California. Salary: *6,211
to *7,090. The candidate must be a
U.S. citizen. Not interviewing for sum
mer employment.
Oct. 28— Edgerton, Germeshausen &
Grier, Inc. BS, MS, PhD, In Electrical
Engineering, Physics, Mathematics,
Computer-oriented curriculum. Loca
tion: Las Vegas, Santa Barbara, Albu
querque. Candidate must be a U.S.
citizen. No summer employment. Sal
ary: open.
Oct. 26—U.S. Public Health Service,
Environmental. MS, PhD, Physics,
Chemistry, Math., Biology. Location:
Depending on vacancies—now In Illi
nois. Salary: *6,211, *7,090, *7,957, de
pending on experience. Candidate
must be a U.S. citizen. Not interview
ing for summer employment.
Oct. 27—U.S. Central Intelligence
Agency. See above listing for Oct. 25.
Oct. 27—Multnomah County Sheriff's
Office. Sociology, Business Admin.,
Political Science, Police Science, Edu
cation, Psychology. Location: Multno
mah County. Salary: *572 to $882 per
month. No summer employment.
AT COLE'S
Students & Faculty Get
10% DISCOUNT
on cash purchases
$1.00 & over
AT TIME OF PURCHASE
CLASSIFIED ADS
NOTICE
I Classified Deadline: Place In 301 Allen,
i Emerald office by 2:00 p.m. day pre
ceding publication. Deadline for
Monday, however, la 10 a.m. Friday,
j Classified Eaten: Sc per word the flrat
day, 3c per word every day thereafter.
Claaalfled ada may be paid for at time
of placement.
50 cent minimum on all ada.
FOR SALE
TABLE, electric stove, chairs, clothes,
desks, runs, baby furniture, 19c and
49c Item*, library table, all reason
[ ablv priced. We're moving. 1589 Oak
! St.
I SKD INTERNATION Al. Ha: venter re
| frtgerator. Good condition. $50. 343
8188 nr 343 8879
HOME. Owner-builder leaving town.
Will sacrifice. New 4-bedroom home,
i Good financing. Immediate occupan
cy. 344 1834.
DO!! M CONTRACT. Tremendous dle
! count. Alpha Hall, John Straub. Call
Mike Llndergan. Ext. 2066. Room 28.
' TIRE CHAINS: used once. Will fit
600:18, 670:15, or 750:14 size tires. $10.
Call Steve Green, 344-7239 evenings.
i DORM CONTRACT—tremendous dls
j count. Contact Gerald Bond. Room
j 301 Parson. Bean. 342-1411, Ext. 2159.
DORM CONTRACT. Bean East. Gradu
| ate or undergraduate. Contact Joe,
! Pete, Tom, or Lee. Ext. 2150.
I DORM CONTRACT. Central location,
DeC'ou-Waiton. Cali Ben Kalb, Ext.
2562, Room 205.
WRINGER WASHER, set of tubs, $12.
342 4061.
AUSTRIAN double ski boots. Men's
site 10m. Nearly new. 345-8111.
PETS
NICE HOME for two charming guinea
pigs. Will aell both male and female
for $1 plus tree food. Will also in
clude nesting materials. Make good
pets. Call 3444805.
10 FOOT BOA constrictor. Cheap. Loves
children. 345-4936.
TINY TOY Poodles. Registered. Cheap.
3455627.
WANTED: Cat lover to keep my cat
and kitten Til June. 343-1428.
CARS & CYCLES
I960 BUICK LA SABRE. Immaculate.
350 Wild Cat Engine. New paint and
tires (six). See to appreciate. $525.00.
Fred Ext. 356.
'60 TR-3 ROADSTER. 3 tops, including
new hardtop. Stereo tape recorder.
Red body with white interior and
white tops. 3434302.
I960 JAGUAR Sedan. 3.8 Mk. II. 4-speed
overdrive, Mtchltn tires. Spoke
wheels. Excellent condition. Ext. 2292,
Ron.
1961 HONDA Dream motor cycle with
wind shield. Excellent condition. $150.
Also 1961 Ford. 688-8580.
1962 RAMBLER Classic. "400” 4-door
sedan auto. Good condition. $495.00.
See at 2227 Agate or call 342-1521.
MUST SELI_'61 VW convertible. Good
paint, new top, good tires, runs good.
Lou. Ext. 1187. $895.00.
1966 HONDA 300 Scrambelr. 1200 miles.
Street miles. $600. Call 342-3264 after
8.
1960 VW. Sunroof, new tires. 53,000
miles. New engine. Ext. 1634. Mr.
Long.
'65 MG 1100, 4-door sedan. Very good
shape, with extras. Front wheel
drive, good economy. 344-1837.
CLASSIC Black, 1954 Jaguar XK-120
convertible, mechanically tops, new
top, custom Interior. 345-6914 after 5.
MUST SELL immediately. 1958 Volvo.
Make offer. See at 110 E. 15th or
Call 344-7057 evenings.
1959 JAGUAR XK 150S. Excellent con
dition. Top speed 130. Call John Al
bino. 345-1809.
1965 SUNBEAM Alpine. Best offer over
$1300. 345-4437. Between 6 and 7 p.m.
1955 T-BIRD. Completely overhauled.
343-7140.
1960 CHEVROLET Biscayne, 4-door.
Good mechanical condition. 746-2175.
'57 MERC, 2-door hardtop, good shape.
Best offer. 343-4266.
1950 CHEVROLET—Dependable, good
tires, 343-6001.
’58 FORD Farilane. Must sell, $150. Call
between 5-9. 344-2148.
1966 MUSTANG. Take over payments.
688-8353.
VOLVO 1965 station wagon. 344-6786.
PL-3 Program
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 21
6:30—HUNTLEY-BRINKLEY REPORT
7:00—SEVEN DAYS
7:30—FOUR SEASONS OF JAPAN: A
quirk look at a year in Japan.
8:00—PRINCIPLES OF ECONOMICS
8:30—IRELAND REDISCOVERED:
Problems of modern Ireland.
9:00—CLEVELAND ORCHESTRA
CONCERT: George Szell conducts
the orchestra In music of Tchaikov
sky and Debussy.
10:00—NEWS FINAL
CARS & CYCLES
1656 MATCHLESS SOOcc. *225.00. Ext.
15*1.
1655 RAMBLER 4-Dr. R tc H., tires,
body, runs, *125. 342-3186.
1664 TK-4 TRIUMPH. *1265. 344 2602.
WANTED
STUDENT'S WIFE! Earn $20 a week
from II a m,-5 p.m. baby sitting and
picking up for teacher’s family In
pleasant east-side home, may bring J
small child and your laundry. Call
344-4048 after 6.
MARRIED C OUPLE to live in modem
furnished j«partment. Part-time work
in exchange for rent. Outside main
tenance for man, housework for
woman. 344-9400.
NEED 2 or 3 female roommates to
share modem, 2 bedroom apt. Close
to campus, reasonable rent. Call 344
8457.
MALE roommate. 20 years or older
to share playboy pad with one other.
Near campus. 2090 E. 14th after 3
p.m.
WOULD student like to exchange room
& board for big sister duties. Call
evenings. 346-0205.
MALE ROOMMATE $55 per month.
Large apt. Grad student preferred.
344-0074
FEMALE upper-class or graduate to
share well-furnished apt. on campus
edge. $47.50 your share. 344-6625.
MAN OR WOMAN to help in antique
shop. Must type. 132 E 13th.
THIRD GIRL to share apartment,
needed immediately. $50.00. 344-1066.
SERVICES
FRATERNITIES and sororities. For
your economy and convenience have
us install a new commercial washer
and dryer. FREE Installation and
maintenance on our mater plan.
Campus references. Call us for de
tails, 343-8873. Fletcher and Smartt,
1351 Willamette.
SECRETARIAL SERVICE. Confiden
tial. References. IBM executive type
writer, mimeograph, shorthand and
machine dictation. 688-3579.
DRESSMAKING—formats, alterations,
restyling and designing. Some men’s
work. 1673 Orchard. 345-1706.
SPANISH tutoring. Any level. Experi
enced bi-lingual native teacher. 343
6325.
EXPERT TYPIST. Graduate school ap
proved. Theses, term papers, rough
drafts. 688-4284.
PHOTO COPY SERVICE. Graduate
school approved. 7c per copy. Call
Flo, Ext. 1264 days, 343-4503 evenings.
QUALITY TYPING. Editing. U. of O.
graduate. Graduate school approved.
3030 Willamette No. 6. 342-2045.
BABYSITTING — my home—Amazon
project, 345-5995.
TYPING. Graduate approval. Experi
enced. 343-0509.
TYPING. Experience, dependability.
344-8930.
IRONING. Satisfaction guaranteed. $1
per hour. 345-4753.
TYPING near campus. Graduate ap
proved. 345-9678.
TYPING. Graduate approved. 4 years
experience. 345-5754.
TYPING. Graduate approved. Thesis
experience. 343-0509.
TYPING. IBM electric. Carbon ribbon.
Elite type. 3565 Mill. 343-1327.
SPEEDEE typing service. Reasonable.
345-1658.
TYPING in home. 345-2893.
TYPING, Mrs. Ryan. 343-6690
DRESSMAKING—alterations. 746-0723.
TYPING. 344-5781
TYPING 345-1666.
FOR RENT
COMPLETELY furnished house (even
the cooking utensils) light on the
edge of the campus available to four
mature women (graduate students
ok) at $50 a month each. $200 total.
Carpeted living and dining room, 4
bedrooms plus den. Call Virgil Park
er at 343-9633 or at'
COUGILL & HANSEN
344-2233 Realtors 13th & Pearl
MARRIED STUDENTS. The housing
office has a limited number of mar
ried units available due to late va
cates and cancellation. Please call
Housing Office, Ext. 1704.
SUITABLE for teacher or graduate
student. Large 2-room apt. (fur
nished) in ideal surroundings in River
Road area. 4 miles from town. Call
688-7329.
QUIET, attractive 2 bedroom apart
ment. Den, carpeted, fireplace, com
plete kitchen ineluding dishwasher
and disposal. Patio, covered parking.
$140. 670 E. 15th or 344-7404. Referenc
es required.
3 BEDROOM APT. Wanted 2 or 3 boys
to share. Everything furnished ex
cept bedding. Inquire 650 E. 15th.
343-5396.
FOR RENT
FtOOM for 2 females or lady with child.
Will do baby sitting. Home privlledg
es. 746-8558.
BURNISHED apartment for two or
or three. Swimming pool. Modem.
Near campus. 345*6778.
PARTLY furnished 2 bedroom house.
Handy man older couple preferred.
$50 month. 343-7473.
BURNISHED two bedroom apt. close
to campus. Call 343 0089 evenings.
IIOOM with kitchen privileges. Girls
only. 345-9927.
HELP WANTED
MUSICIANS. Want to form a combo.
Have jobs. Need trombonists, electric
bass player, electric piano player,
drummer. Must be experienced. Call
ext. 1584. Dennis Costi.
\ FABULOUS cook who knows ch tor baa
and soups. Insignificant wage, but a
captive audience for your efforts. Ap
ply 2-5 p.m. New World Coffee House.
DISPLAY and delivery. Evenings and
Saturdays. Car essential. About $70
per week. For interview. Call 746
6078.
RIDES — RIDERS
LEAVING for California the 28th.
Share expenses. Win take riders. Los
Angeles area. 342-1060.
HIDE WANTED to Seattle Friday. Will
share expenses. 344-7282.
JOB OPPORTUNITIES
MAYBE
you should consider IBM computer
programming; accounting or secre
tarial fields without liberal arts. For
free catalog and apptitude testing,
mail coupon to; Tom Powell, Western
Business University of Portland, P.O.
Box 1353, Eugene, Oregon.
Name___
Address .____
Phone_,_;_
High Income Jobs on Campus
Get a high paying Job in sales distri
bution or market research right
on your own campus. Become a
campus representative for over
forty magazines, American Airlines,
Operation Match, etc. and earn big
part-time money doing intereating
work. Apply right away! Collegiate,
Dept. H, 27. Marketing, E. 22nd St.,
New York, N.Y. 10MO.
ARE YOU A LEADER? 2.8 billion dol
lar insurance company is now giv
ing aptitude tests to place 2 on
campus agents to sell college orient
ed insurance program. Call 344-2111.
MEN & WOMEN—Get a high paying
job in sales distribution, on campus
or off campus. You pick your own
hours with "Amway.”
LOST AND FOUND
FOUND; One big piece of liver in the
vicinity of Alderwood Manor. Owner
please claim; must be able to identi
fy. 343-7218.
LOST: Pair of horn rimmed glasses—
shades of brown. Lost in vicinity of
Universtiy Ave. between 19th & 21st.
Call Mrs. Robert Peters. 344-8479.
LOST: AT SU Dance Sat.—camel-hair
coat with tie belt. Contact Joan at
Ext. 2650. Reward.
(5 REWARD. Sorority pin lost between
Kincaid and 150 Science. Ext. 1586.
PERSONAL
VISTA REUNION for former VISTAS.
There will be a meeting next Wed.
Oct. 26 at VISTA Dept. Straub Hall,
Omega. VISTA Lounge. 8 o’clock.
Contact Buz W’ilets, 1941 or Pat Mor
ales 345-6354.
THICK GERMAN SOUPS! Garden crisp
salads! Fabulous gourmet sandwich
es! Briinnhilda's tantalizing desserts!
Evenings, Tuesday-Friday! Otto's 1217
Alder.
SOUPY: I'm sorry that you can t make
it tonight. I’ll bet you a wild week
end that you can’t give up smoking
and lose 30 lbs. before finals. Have
fun. Shakespeare.
‘FRIENDS FOR ANNE” have a plan.
Vote for her and join the clan. Ann*
Martin—Frosh Women’s Dorm Rep.
DEAR HEPZIPAH: If you have things
for people to hear, you’ll find at “The
Place” a listening ear. (or two).
THE FIRST NIGHT of the thousand
nights is the
Night of SHEREHERAZADE
KRISTI—University House busy Octo
ber 28? Please reply. W.K.
ALL THAT is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
H1LLEL—Don’t forget the prefunctioii
at Mary’s. (Sat. 6-8).
SKIP THE FUCK- Go to the Spirit
Stomp! Oct. 29. Mac Court.
MAGEE
Senator-at-Large
VOTE BURLINGAME—
Senator-at-Large
STEVE: Thanks for returning my um
brella. K.T.