„ Fantastic Explosion
Fourth Bond Film
Lavish Production
By STEVE IHMEO
Entertainment Editor
Licensed licentiousness and maun massacred have once again
reached critical masses and exploded into what should he the most
atomic in the Hondphenomenon (modern slant- for lots of money)
An ultimate In millions spent and publicity printed, "Thunder
ball" lives up to every expectation as a suitable conclusion to a
four part exposure to excitement, Bond style, by lavish and Bond
bourgeouaied producers Salt/man and Broccoli. "ThunderbaH" ex
plodes but it's hardly a bomb
Underwater sequences are many in the multitudinous seas in
carnadine of the Bahamas where they were actually filmed They
plead for easy plaudits Laudable too are the special effects and
photography of such complex scenes like the gory and gimmick
glutted climax in the underwater fight to the finish between the
SPECTRE specie* (in this corner wearing black) and their capital
adversaries (in that corner wearing red)
FANTASY MORE FANTASTIC
Reality reels with fantasy as it did in the other three pictures
But what there was in the others there is more of in this one Even
the fantasy’s more fantastic There are gadgets galore from an air
rocket belt to Largo’s hydrofoil Sets like SPECTRE headquarters
are detailed in a lavishly ultra modern motif. Girls are everywhere
as usual but frolicking in even briefer briefs.
All is super-Bond. The arch villain Largo (Adolfo Celi) is archly
pan evil and almost out Goldtingers Coldfinger A black patch over
one eye, he takes sadistic delight in delivering human meat to his
pooled pet sharks or in torturing his mistress Claudine Auger. As
for frivolous Bond, his undersea rocket propelled packet he activates
near the end finally gives away his real identity as none other than
Clark Kent.
BONDiSMK BOUNTIFUL
For those who appreciated Connery's flippancy before, there’s more
of those Bond isms too A fellow follows Bond until the tailing car
loses its tail end in a burst of flames caused by the rockets shot from
a motorcycle behind it His comment upon returning to “M’s” head
quarters: "Some people on the road really burn you up these days."
It’s an unspoken Bondism that makes it in a bathtub encounter
with a bathing SPECTRE beauty Bond makes no attempt to stop
admiring her asseta. ”If you’re going to stay there and watch,” she
says, ’would you mind giving me something to put on?" He decently
complies by offering her a pair of slippers
And there’s a whole lot more of that if you look closely enough
(you’ll very likely have to because of the availability of seats if the
j>crformance*i at the McDonald continue as they have).
SIMILARITIES EVIDENT
Similarities between “ThundcrbaH" and its forerunners are obvious
but don’t seem to detract from its entertainment value—not this
time anyway. It’s another SPECTRE either or plot to prevent per
sonal penury: either the British pay 100 million pounds in a given
time limit, or the organization will blow up a major city in England
or America with the two atomic bombs masterfully spectered away.
So it’a another race against time as it was in “(ioldfinger"; Bond
again charms a female away from the villain; and atom bombs
figure prominently in the plot once more.
Catching Bond this fourth time will probably be like catching a
communicable disease—unavoidable. But this biggest of all may
signal the decline of the Bond empire Too much may be near. What
ever the case, “ThundcrbaH" is, without a doubt, big excitement.
The acting suits the script (except in the case of a nurse and a buddy
of Bond's). Connery shows even better than before that his role
fits him like a skin diver's suit A lot of Claudme also comes out in
the picture—mostly in the form of flesh.
Add a few atoms of the ridiculous to sex and sadism, fantastic
sets and photography, lurid excitement and adequate acting and
you've got it: another Bond explosion
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To Liven Cold Weekend
By STEVE DIMEO
Entertainment Editor
Weekend activities this time arc j
seasonally appropriate for the i
dead of winter: namely, dead.
Other than a campus planned
Bottom-of-the-Bowl dance sched
uled for Saturday night, there
will be only cinematic sport rang
ing from pool sharks to pooled j
sharks.
At the Ifeilig, "The Cincinnati
Kids” fwhich ‘Playboy’ has sub
titled "Son of the Hustler”) is
plotted much like its appropriate j
co-hit, the re-released "The Hust
ler.” Steve McQueen gets his
chance at the best in pool sharks,
Edward C. Robinson, just as Paul
Newman did at Jackie Gleason.
Tuesday Weld plays McQueen’s
queen, the part Piper Laurie did
a superb job of filling in "The
Hustler.”
Dots to Flash
If you won’t get tired of see
ing flashing dots, at least "The
Hustler” would be worth the op
tical trouble. All three of the fea
tured performers—in that one
anyway—are irreproachable.
“Zorba the Greek” has come
back—this time to the Eugene
Drive-In. The film is a work of
art because of the portrait An
thony Quinn paints as the Greek
liver-of-life-to-the-fullest.
With "Zorba” will be playing
an older Peter Sellers comedy, "I
Like Money.”
The Fox as of now plans to
run “The Sound of Music”
through Jan. 18 and begin another
reserved seat engagement of
Twentieth Century F'ox’s recent
extravaganza, "Those Magnificent
Men in Their Flying Machines.”
"My Fair Lady” Fared
“My Fair Lady,” a Warner
Brothers spectacular, has recently
begun a comfortable stay at the
remodeled Mayflower. Winner of
eight academy awards last year, it
won best picture over strong con
tenders like "Zorba the Greek”
and "Mary Poppins.” Rex Harri
son of course tries to make a lady
Oxford Professor
To Lecture on Low
An Oxford University profes
sor, David Daube, will lecture on
"Rhetoric and the Law” Monday,
at a University Assembly. The
8 p.m. public lecture will be pre
sented in Room 3, Fenton Hall.
He will speak to faculty and
students of the University’s
School of Law at 3 p.m. Monday
on "Novel Trends in Legal His
tory.”
One of Britain's most outstand
ing scholars of the humanities.
Professor Daube has special in
terests in the fields of Roman
law, Oriental law, and jurisprud
ence.
Books by the lecturer include
"Studies in Biblical Law," "Forms
of Roman Legislation,” "The New
Testament and Rabbinc Judaism,”
and “The Exodus Pattern in the
Bible.” He edited “Studies in the
Roman Law of Sale,” and co
edited “The Background of the
New Testament.”
Daube is Regius Professor of
Civil Law and Fellow of A11
Soul’s College at Oxford Univer
sity. He holds degrees from Cam
bridge, Oxford, Edinburgh and
Gottinge universities.
Bitch-in...
(Continued from paeje o)
anything that bothers him.
Students would speak at the
bitch-in according to the ChapeJ
numbers. We feel it would be a
good opportunity for students
to get what’s bothering them off
their chests.
Hopefully, KSUR (now
KUOR) will be set up in time
to broadcast it to the commu
nity in order that they may
know we are truly committed.
The other idea is holding a
mass burning of our ASUR
cards on the Quad. We have not
yet decided exactly what this
would protest, but we should be
able to come up with some
thing.
of Audrey Hepburn and Audrey
eventually tries to make a hus
band of her tutor.
Finally, the McDonald will be
showing Palmyra, Largo’s resort
for sharks and SPECTREs, in all
its Rond-bothered Klory—probab
ly for another two weeks or so.
There is no co-feature with the
two-an<l-a-half hour adventure into
the world of women, wit, wizard
ry, and blood.
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FOR SALE
I960 HOOVER steam dry irons
with stainless steel sole plate at
dealer cost $9 63. Consumer
services, campus representative.
Ph. 344 6793.
SCARPA Gartner Ski Boots. Nev
er been used. Dolomite soles.
Size 10. Steve Green, 344-7239
evenings.
UPPERCLASS woman's dorm
contract. Contact Sue Price, ext.
1847.
APARTMENT-sized refrigerator,
S25. See at 1795 Columbia. Will
deliver.
HI-FI—Heath kit with Gerard
changer Cabinet model. $50. Call
Jim. 344-5809.
REFRIGERATOR, old, but good
$25. 344-0534.
TWO SPEED, 5 inch reel. Colum
bia recorder. $40 3434)996.
KNEISSL slaloms with bindings.
New. $80. Don Miller, ext. 1649.
PAIR of Northland Golden Jets
skis with bindings. $70. 345-4244.
DORM contract. Call Walt Biddle,
ext. 1072 after 6.
MUST sell guitar, $25.
345-5754.
SMALL radio — fair condition.
Call 342 4772.
DORM contract. Call ext. 1844.
Ask for Sharon Koehler.
CARS & CYCLES
1965 HONDA CB160 Scrambler,
extra accessories. Like-new con
dition. $450. Contact Jim Lvnch.
ext. 1584 or 345-9267.
1963 HONDA Scrambler. Good
condition. Price: $349. Call at
688-2357.
1957 FORD 4-door sedan. V-8 au
tomatic. Good condition. $295
935-1022.
’53 CHEVY, automatic transmis
sion. good condition, new tires,
$85. Call 343 1980.
11965 TEMPEST LeMans. Exeel
i lent. $2,495. 345-9937.
11965 FIAT. 1500 sports car. Ex
cellent. $2,150. 345-9937.
1958 Ford Red Convertible. Good
condition: top 2 years old, new
brakes, water pump 50.000 mi.
on engine. Asking $500 Craig
Sirnio, ext. 1584. 1440 E. 19th.
FOR RENT
VERY nice, cheerful, warm room,
home privileges, senior student
or employed lady, University
district. 343-3056.
1 ROOM for male student. An
other to share with a male stu
dent. 2033 E. 19th. Call after 5.
345-4649.
TWO BEDROOM house plus
porch near campus, prefer male
foreign students or couple. 344
9768.
WILL share luxury apartment
with graduate student. Transpor
tation required. Contact Bob
Monday morning. 343-0838.
VERY NICE room for rent for a
female student. Kitchen privil
eges. 344-7550.
FOR RENT
1-BEDROOM furnished, wall-to
wall carpet, electric heat. $110. 1
block campus. 343 0457.
1 BEDROOM furnished, private
entrance, $95. All utilities paid.
1 block campus. 343-0457.
ROOM for man. 1376 Ferry. 34>
3626
1 BEDROOM furnished apartment
$110 and $125, a sleeping room
at $45. Inquire 1819 Kincaid.
SLEEPING room, near campus.
Burn., $30 mo. Apply Thurs. or
evenings at No. 6, 1893 Alder.
SERVICES
tQUALITY TYPING)—Editing—
U of O graduate: graduate
school approved. Type of multi
lith masters (have Mrs. Pluid
run these), ditto, mimeo. Si pa
per. Work samples available.
Term papers, thesis, rough draft
books. Deliver. Mrs. Davis Bur
nett. 3030 Willamette, apt. 6.
342 2045.
EXPERIENCED seeretary-steno
IBM executive typewriter, dicta
phone - mimeograph. Private
phone 688-3579.
WILL tutor in English.
344-8303.
TY PI NG — 345-5754.
Graduate approved.
SPEEDY typing service.
_Reasonable. 345-1658.
WANTED
; GRADUATE student seeks room
mate to split S75 mo. on house.
Inquire evenings at 1722 Hil
I yard.
MALE ROOMMATE needed for
apartment very close to cam
pus. Your share $50 342-1668.
'GIRL wanted to share small
: house. 1424'2 E. 18th. Call 345
[ 1319.
j SENIOR or graduate female to
share a beautiful large apart
' ment near campus. 343-7497.
! WANTED: Roommates to share
apartment. 342-2991. 1844 Kin
caid. Apartment 6.
j CO-ED roommate needed for
apartment very close to campus.
! Your share S50. 343-0477.
t -—__
ROOMMATE wanted for apart
ment. Contact at 485 E. 17th.
Apt. 6.
KLH STEREO required. Morn
ings. Call 344-8393.
ONE or two female roommates to
share de luxe apartment. 485
E. 17th, No. 8. 344-5153.
| IRONING wanted, $1 per hour,
i 1143>2 W. 6th. 345 9771.
HELP WANTED
FREE room and board for fe
male student in exchange for
light housekeeping and after -
school care of 2 children. 11 and
8. Room has private entrance,
'i bath. Call ext. 587 between 9
and 5.
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Quonset. Reward. Please call
Nancy Edwards, ext. 1018.
LOST: brown wallet Yillard Hall.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Brixie.