Letters to the Editor
(Continued from piuie 2)
shall pud on down to the local
TNT store, purchase a cone of
Htuff, yuck, yuck, ha, ha, blow
up your beastly clock, and erad
icate the mouse that runs up
your clock at I o'clock in the
morning."
The next night he securely
placed the TNT In the clock. He
set it so that as the mouse
would run up the clock at 1
o’clock, nynise and clock would
blow up.
But, it happened that at one
hour before 1 o’clock, the n)ousc
ran up the clock.
What had happened? It was
obvious. The mouse was on stan
dard time.
As I said, the mouse ran up
the clock at what to him was l
o'clock. Confused Roger ran up.
The mouse ran down. Roger fell
down on the dock. The clock
went off. The TNT went off.
Roger went up (I assume he
went to heaven), or possibly
down. The clock did rag time
all over the room.
There is n moral to this
story: There’s at least one way
to get rid of your troubles, but
there is no way to get rid of
the mouse.
There was a good way of get
ting rid of Roger Mousekey, but
still, never mess around with a
clock.
•led Arnold,
Soph. Prelaw.
• • •
On Stadium Election
F.tnrruM lvditor:
Mr. Bergeson and the other
Paladins of the Athletic De
partment have endeavored to re
pel all dissenters in a formid
able volume of verbiage, describ
ing them as atheistic, authorlta
rion, reactionary, Impulsive, In
tolerant, socialistic and all man
ner of lllatidable things, and
have further recognized them
to be of a generally scurrilous
and reprehensible character.
This may w< 11 be true and very
probably these gentlemen are
to be applauded for their serv
ice to a mankind In exposing
the questionable individuals.
They have been busy. The one
thing they have failed to pro
vide. it would seem. Is a logical
rationale for their proposed
course of action.
We the open-minded have
waited In awed anticipation for
the words of wisdom which
would satisfy our gentle minds
of the virtue of expropriating
from one group funds for the
entertainment of another. We
remain benighted, however, for
it still appears not only rather
inefficient from the standpoint
of student satisfactions, but also
tends to strike one as being a
trifle immoral.
Monday's editorial, however,
suggests a facet of the problem
heretofore ignored and of at
least equal importance. This
involves the conception of de
mocracy as being merely the
will of the mob; the philosophy
that any iniquity can be redress
ed by recourse to the ballot box.
To place this measure on the
ballot implies that it is capable
of being equally revolved by the
so-called democratic process.
This is a dangerous misconcep
tion. For the fulfillment of de
mocracy demands the protec
tion of the minority as well as
the amusement of the majority.
The outcome of the election
was irrelevant: had a majority
of the electorate voted in favor
of the compulsory use of stu
dent fees for stadium construc
tion, the implementation of
that course of action would have
been no further justified than
it is now and would still have
involved the extortion of the mi
nority for the gratification of
the mob.
.1. W. Burchfield,
Economic* Deportment.
Japanese Theatre
Browsing Room
Lecturer's Topic
"The Theatre of Togugawa Ja
pan” will be discussed by Donald
Shively, associate professor of
Japanese at the University of Cal
ifornia, in the Browsing Room
Lecture-Forum on Wednesday.
The lecture will be at 6:30
p m. University Time (7:30 p.m.
DST) In the Student Union. Col
ored slides will be used to illus
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Shively, a graduate of Harvard
University where he also received
his advanced degrees, was born in
Kyoto, Japan. His special fields
of interest have been in Japanese
literature, drama, and intellectual
history. In these areas he has
written numerous articles for
scholarly magazines and jour
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He was a Junior Fellow in the
Harvard Society of Fellows from
1947-50 and In 1949 was Lowell
Lecturer at I>owell Institute, Bos
ton Public Library. He has been
at the University of California
since 1950. Since 1955 he has been
managing editor of the Journal
of Asian Studies.
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the public, will be D. S. Willis,
associate professor of Oriental
languages at the University.
Johnson Receives
Teaching Award
Carl L. Johnson, professor of
romance languages at the Uni
versity, was decorated with the
Palmes Academiques of the
French government April 24. Pi
erre Basdcvant, the French Con
sul-General in San Francisco,
presented the decoration.
The award was presented for
academic achievement and in rec
ognition of Johnson's 36 years of
teaching.
The professor's first publica
tion was a French pronunciation
text published in 1936. The book
was used at the University until
l9r>9. He published "First-Year
French" (D. C. Heath i which has
been widely use das a text. He is
also the author of "Professor
Longfellow of Harvard" which he
published in connection with his
doctoral thesis.
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