World Nows In Brio!
(Continued Irani l>ni)c 1)
for the three-power research pro
gram.
In the pant the Russian* have
Insisted that conventional explo
aivca would be adequate.
Payola hearings end
THE HOUSE (UPI) — House
investigators have wound up their
payola hearings.
The House subcommittee an
nounced it had uncovered record !
company payments totaling more
than $203,000 to broadcasting
personnel In 42 cities.
The Inquiry was climaxed by j
a two-day appearance by TV
disc jockey Dick Clark.
Aged program begins
WASHINGTON (UPIi — In-'
formed sources say the adminis-!
tration will recommend a new
medical program for the aged to
day.
Under the program, most per
sons over 65 will be given a j
chance to buy hospital and nurs
ing home insurance at a subsi-'
dized rate of $34 a year.
Sources say the administration
will propose that federal and
state governments share the cost.;
Ike sees new weapons
COLUMBUS, Georgia (UPI)
President Kmcnhowcr has ended
a lour of an infantry center at
ColumbuH, Georgia, anti returned
by plane to Washington.
During his visit, Mr. Eisenhow-1
er saw an arsenal of highly mo
bile infantry weapons.
Unveiled for the first time want
the "Davy Crockett" nuclear roc
ket system.
Hal Boyle...
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“Well, somebody put the
chewing gum on the scat. And
somebody is going to have to
pay for having my dress clean
ed.”
“What do you get your big
gest thrill out of—splashing old
ladies or Just pulling off and
leaving them standing in the
rain ?”
“I><> YOU ACCEPT credit
cards?”
“When I was a kid I wanted
to be a bus driver, too."
“Do you find travel very
broadening?"
“Why didn’t that cop put any
money in the box? Is he a priv
ileged character?”
“You missed that last bump.
Why don’t you go back and try
again ?"
“Well, am I glad I’m not mar
ried to you!”
“Tell me one thing. Don't you
guys ever get up on the right
side of the bed in the morning?”
"Hey, driver, wake up! The
light turned green!”
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Phone DI 2-1411, Ext. 618.
Reds 'honor' American
MOSCOW (UPIj Cleveland
Industrialist Cyrus Eaton has
won a Lenin Peace Prize for what
is described as his “lofty Idea of
peaceful coexistence."
The Soviet news agency Tass
says Eaton is one of five persons
honored.
Space bill approved
CAPITOL HILL OJPI) The
Senate has approved a civilian
space authorization bill, totalling
50-million dollars more than ask
ed by President Eisenhower.
The measure will fix a ceiling of
970-mlllion dollars on Federal
Space Agency spending in the
next fiscal year.
Investigation launched
WASHINGTON ( UPI > — The
Civil Rights Commission says it
has started investigating alleged
Job discrimination by the Armed
Forces and the National Guard.
It says the investigation will
cover the assignment of duties
and hiring of civilians.
The Commission says it will
also study any employment dis
crimination where the govern- I
ment pays part of the salary.
Brazil crash kills five
SAN JUAN (UPIi
A Bra-;
zilian aircraft has crashed and
burned on the runways of Kainey
Air Force Base in Puerto Rico.
Five unidentified persons
aboard the plane burned to death.
The twin-engine. C-46 trans
port was enroute to San Juan
from Miami.
Palace cleaned at last
PARIS (UPIi — The French
government is taking advantage
of President and Mrs. De Gaulle's
17-day absence from the country.
The outside of the Presidential
palace will be given a good clean
ing.
Says one official: “It needed it.
it hadn't been done in 140 years."
Visitors slated by
business school
The School of Business Admin
istration wdll hold its first annual
“Business Administration" day
Friday.
At that time, students will meet
with businessmen from firms in
the area. Various awards and
scholarships will be presented.
Businessmen are invited who
are interested in business admin
istration graduates as prospec
tive members of their companies.
An evening banquet will be held
at 6:30. Loren Stewart, president
of the Bohemia Lumber company
in Cottage Grove will be the
speaker. Stewart was formerly a
member of the state legislature.
Tickets for the banquet may be
purchased at rooms 171 or 371-B
Commonwealth, the Co-op, or the
Student Union. Price is $1.75.
interviews for
LIPMAN’S
COLLEGE BOARD
will be held
Monday, May 9
MAKE YOUR APPOINTMENT
THROUGH
OFFICE OF STUDENT AFFAIRS
PLACEMENT SERVICE
Coeds to vote on amendment
Women students voting at
ASUO polls today will have an
opportunity to vote on a proposed
amendment to the Associated
Women Students' constitution.
If paseed, the amendment will
add an'upperdass dormitory rep
resentative and freshman repre
sentative to the AWS legislature.
T1IH I’KOFtitiKO amendment
reads as follows:
"It is hereby moved that the
AWH Constitution be amended as
follows: Article V, Section II,
Clause 1, shall be amended to;
read: 'The Legislature shall con
sist of the AWS Cabinet: the
presidents of YWCA, WRA, Pan- ;
hellenic, Junior Panhellenic, Mor
tar Hoard, Phi Theta Upsilon,
Kwarna, Coed-coop Council and
Alpha Lambda Delta; the chair
man elected by the scholarship
board; a dormitory counselor rep- ;
resentative, one freshman class
represen tative and one upper
class dormitory rep'.’’
ARTICLE V, Section II, Clause
2, shall read: "At the beginning
of fall term the Cabinet shall call
for petitions for the positions of
one freshman class representa
tive and one upper-class dormi
tory representative. Shortly1
thereafter, the senior members of
legislature shall interview all pe
titioners.
‘“they shall construct a slate
of at least two candidates for
each position, which shall be ap
proved by a majority vote of the
legislature. Separate ballots shall
then be prepared. Ballots for
upper-class dormitory representa
tive shall be pesented to the
president of each upper-class dor- i
mitory. Elections shall be held in
each upper-class dormitory on a |
date specified by Legislature. The
PATRIOTIC TALE
Once upon a time there was a
very proper young- lady who knew
a very fresh young man. They
were, sitting and gazing as lovers
do, when the young man asked if
he eould touch her. She primly re
plied that she would belt him in
the chops. He cleverly asked how :
many times. “One if my hand, two
if my knee.” Try a DQ, they’re a
candidates must be elected by a
majority vote.
"The freshman representative
shall be elected during- the time
of, and with ASUO permission, at
the same polling places as, the!
freshman class elections. She'
must be elected by a majority!
vote, with at least ten per cent
of the freshman women enrolled i
in the University voting."
KWAX-FM
Wednesday, P.M.
5:55 Sign on and Program
Preview
6:00 Anthology of Jazz
7:30 Jazz Concert (Remote
from SU Ballroom)
10:00 Election Returns (Reports
throughout evening)
10:30 Bill Lobb Show
12:00 Sign off
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