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f'aniTuld Sports F.ditor
’ .'"'I think you know all there i wortli knowing about
'I'"11 in general in ay I m- vou'rc an Kncyclopedia of Sport
on let;-., conversant with athletic topics from acrobatic* to
Zeppelin racing, We thought we were too, until last week
eiul, that is.
I Ik- boy in tin- Multnomah Stadium pre ■■* box were
standing around at half time, di cu *iujj the ^ame and toss
ing obscure statistic back and forth faster than tin- subject
change during a Triday afternoon at Maxic's. Someone bad
ju-t casiiallv mentioned the number of fumbles lost (for both
team ) for the 1'Akl Wounded Knee Tech Cornucopia State
via -it ( Ml), when a small man in a Harris tweed opera cloak
and carrying a Koval Speed Riler elbowed hi* way into the
center of the discussion.
Omniscient of the Gazette
lie smiled around the surprised circle of the sports sc’Tibes,
and said "< »entlcmcn, I am Ripley Omniscient of the Keokuk
(..•/ette, and m my travel* to football ('anus I always find a
K' iti|> of correspondent* who seem to know everything about
sports. Ilecau.se of this, | have prepared a short tjuiz on var
i jii subject which I hand out to these experts, like vour
self."
-ayini', he readied into the ««]><-r;t cloak and pulled out
s ane printed •ducts, and handed them to everybody listeit
ii'fs- including your overawed reporter. "'l'h«- answers are on
I be back no peeking." tin- little man cautioned, and then he
started walking toward the elevator.
If you’re a super-sports-expert, then, here are some of
the questions—it s only fair to say that Gregory and
Pasero missed all of them. Strite had one correct, and the
Emerald sports staff really bombed it.
Good luck:
Question 1 How many touchdowns did the leading Wash
i .vton scorer make during the 192b season?
- Why has the football always been made out of pig-kin?
.v What i- the two-platoon system in football ?
h Why are all football players required to wear helmets,
.shoulder pads and other heavy, bothersome equipment?
W hat is the official ,\.\t record for running around the
w orld ?
f>: \\ hat is the actual distance between the 40 and the 43
yard lines on an official football field?
/ What did Knute Rockne whisper at half-time to Red
Grange on November 14. 1024?
K. In wdiat manner did the basketball terms "forward'",
"center" and "jump-shot" originate?
V. W ho killed Cock Robin?
Hi. Who is going to defeat University of Southern Cali
fornia the weekend of November 10?
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12 4
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THIS AFTERNOON
Frosh Finish with Pups
Oregon's freshman footballers
will throw a revised starting line
up at the University of Wash
ington's Musky Pups when the
two elevens meet in a 1:30 p.m.
contest today on Hayward Field.
The first 1957 home contest
for the Ducklings, today’s en
counter will also be the Frosh’s
last of the current session.
Satisfied with merits of a
week of practice with empha
sis on defensive play, the
Duckling mentors are confi
dent that their charges, wln
less to date, will give the rug
ged Pups a top-notch battle.
Although the Northerners have
not been scouted by Duckling
personell, the Pups are expected
to place a well-balanced team on
the turf this afternoon by virtue
of their past performances.
The Pups clobbered WSCs
frosh, 20-7, In their season: open
er, while Oregon State’s Rooks
edged the Cougar yearlings by a
slim one-touchdown margin.
The Rooks have a pair of de
cisions over the Ducklings in
their 1957 skein, so Washington
is not expected to be any push
over.
Oregon's big problem in their
20-0 loss to OSC last week was
inability to plug up the middle
of the defensive line. The Rooks
ran rampant at that spot, but
Duckling mentors think that con
centrated practice this week on
the problem has been successful.
"The boys looked good in practice
this week,” Bob DoorniYk, Frosh
assistant coach, commented yes
terday.
Oregon’s starting eleven will
see several new faces, and old
ones at different positions.
lUley Mattson and Bill Lin
coln w ill again open at the
ends, while Paul Ramirez and
(iary Stenslaml will hold down
the tackle spots. Boh Ahlc and
I)ave Urell are the first-line
guards. Co-captain Carroll
Tichenor will anchor the line
at center.
Darryl Eisner will quarterback
the outfit and direct the activi
ties of halfbacks Paul Bauge a’.id
Vance Yoakum and fullback Paul
Thompson.
KKANOI'S COGTIKANK, fiery Oregon guard last jear, is back on
the Duck grid scene—but as a roach of the UO Frosh, along with
1‘hil McHugh and Bob Dormink The twice-beaten Ducklings face
Washington's freshmen here this afternoon.
IM Schedule
Friday, Nov. 15 •
IM Volleyball
3:50 Philadelphia A vs. Hale
Kane A, Court 40: Staf
ford A vs. Hunter A,
Court 36.
4:35 McClure A vs. French A,
Court 40; Stafford B vs.
Young B, Court 36.
5:15 Chi Psi B vs. Sigma Phi
Epsilon B, Court 40; Sig
ma Nu B vs. Phi Delta
Theta B. Court 36.
Oregon's varsity gridders de
feated Puget Sound 114-0 in 1910
for their most decisive victory in
history.
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