By Bob Robinson Emerald Sport* Editor 11 anyone should ask: a University of Oregon student what . the biggest laugh of 1054 has been so far, they would no doubt leply that the after game story of last Saturday’s Oregon-Ore ) gon State basketball game by L. If. Gregory of the Oregonian will have to take the cake. Ortgory really did himself proud on this occasion with one of the most absurd pieces of literature that we have run across in some time. If lie had read his story on the radio program, Can '> ou i op ihis?" he would have undoubtedly hit the very tup of their laugh meter. An OSC Alum? bur a man who is sports editor of, supposedly, the top news paper in the state of Oregon i^ was certainly a disgraceful story. From all appearances of his writing, Gregory is defin itely an Oregon State fan from way back and obviously coy Id n t take it when he saw lii.i proud Heavers being upset by the fired up Ducks. Rather than give the “fighting five’’ of coach Bill Borcher any kind of credit he spent all his writing time in making ex ^ ( U'-es for the ()SC defeat. As for the \\ cbfoots’ strategic stall | in the second quarter, which'was eventually to be the big fac tor in the victory, Gregory termed it, “a horrible exhibition of public-be-damned basketball.’’ Mr. Gregory seems to have for gotten that the purpose of playing a game of basketball is to wiu and not to please the crowd. Zone Tough to Crack In Friday night’s game at Corvallis the Duck's very clearly demonstrated that they were no match for Oregon State’s clever zone defense and so when the opportunity presented it self Saturday evening and they saw they had a chance to get , the Beavers out of the zone they were quick to act. Xo, “Sir” 1 Gregory, this was not public-be-damned basketball. It was just a case of the Oregon basketball team and their coach, Bill Borcher, being a little too smart for Slats Gill and his Beavers, t Another thing we would like to straighten out in Gregory’s ' warped mind is the attitude of the crowd towards the frozen hall antics. As Gregory wrote in his story about the second P quarter, “nine minutes and 58 seconds were a bad dream for ail hands, 8300 spectators most of all.” Ugh! Nothing could be farther from the truth. All the Oregon students and most of the Duck fans in the general admission sections were scream ing wildly for joy at seeing the Oregons in a commanding po sition over their taller opponents. The only people in the crowd who were unhappy about the stall were the OSC Beavers and those folks who just don’t understand basketball well enough to see smart playing when it is occurring right in front of their noses. Hurrah for the Ducks It did our hearts good to see Oregon Show Oregon State up at its own game, that of slowing action down to a snail’s pace. For many years Oregon teams have tried their darndest to play fast and interesting basketball against the Orangemen and always before Gill would have his netters slow the game down so the Webfoots would be thwarted in their efforts to run. On this occasion the Ducks beat their rivals at their own game and we think it calls for a salute to Borcher and his team for a job well dQne. Fighting Irish Select Brennan As New Coach Notre Dame university has pulled a surprise by naming a 25 year-old former halfback, Terry Brennan, as football coach to suc ceed Frank Leahy, who retired l- from the coaching ranks only yes terday. Brennan is the youngest head coach ever appointed by a major collegiate football power. He playel for Notre Dame from 1945 through 1948 and then coached a Chicago high school to three city titles. Brennan became an assist ant under Leahy last September. Leahy resigned yesterday on advice of his doctors. He dscribes , Brennan as “a very talented young man, who borders almost on the genius as a coach.” In replacing Leahy, Brennan is 1 taking over for probably one of the greatest football coaches that ever donned coaching gear. Leahy’s teams have ben among the top elevens in the nation for so many years in a row that it has k almost become a formality with the Fighting Irish. STANDS OUT in play • Harder Smashes e Better Cut and Spin STANDS UP in your racket • Moisture Immune ^ • Lasting Liveliness COSTS LESS than gut APPROX. STRINGING COST! Pro-Fecled Braid. ...$6.00 Multi-Ply Braid.$5.00 At tennis shops and sporting goods stores. ASHAWAYBRA1DE0 RACKET STRING Choice of The Champions SAE's, Thetas, ATO's Post Wins Six "B" teams vied for wins in Mondays intramural basketball ac tion. All of the Karnes were in the fairly low scoring bracket, with no team scoring over 30 points. In the first of the days action, the Sigma Alpha Epsilon “B's” rolled over the Phi Gamma Delta ‘'B” quint by a 23-8 margin. Phi Kappa Psi “E” was defeated in the sec ond game 24-18 by Theta Chi "B", and Alpha Tau Omega squeaked past Beta Theta Pi by a 19-15 count. The box scores: s A E “B” (23 Rapp, 3 f J;ibritlson,0 Porter, 2 Lewin, 0 Talbott, 13 Subs: SA E, F F C G G Withington ('j) Fiji* “B" Rally 2, Lloyd 2. Brinton 2, Mecklem Ruff Anstett, Smith 2, Hale 1. Fiji*, Kellogg 1, Karr 1. Phi l\i -BM (18) Bill Haney, 11 K u be s, 2 White, 1 Bob Haney, 2 Baker, 2 <24) Theta f'hi * iJ” 10, Murray 3. Jones 4, Flaucker Hamilton c , ™ . 1. Phillips Sub*: Theta Chi, Harber, Xaapi. p F C G G A T O 'T (19) Moriarity, 1 Hamilton, 3 Pheister Page, 2 Dubosch, 10 Subs: A T Hart 3. > f 15) Beta Theta Pi *‘B” 5, Van Allen P 2, Adams C 2, Sogge Martin ** 3. Xordling T; Davis, Reiser 3. Beta: De//s Whip Sammies In Monday Handball Delta Tau Delta came from be hind to take the final two matches and win two out of the three from Sigma Alpha Mu in Monday intramural handball action.. The Sammies took the first of the two singles matches, but dropped the second singles and the doubles to lose to the Delts. Singles: Sussman (SAM) defeated Hafl ock (Delts) 210- 21-2. Singles: Ricketts (Delts) defeated Fried, man (SAM) 21-16 21-19. Doubles: Peterson and Hinry (Delts) de feated Rubenstein an dSherman (SAM) 21 c i nrf'« Ducks Face WSC In Crucial Series With the crucial OSC scries just completed, Oregon's Ducks, current ND leaders, take the floor again tonight and tomorrow against the resurgent WSC Cou gars. Game time for the varsity! clashes is 8 p. rn. The Oregon Frosh <2-2 on the season) also get into the act, fac ing the very strong Everybody’s i Drug team tonight and the Lin field JV's on Wednesday. Frosh games start at 5:45. WSC comes here with a poor eason’s record but if their 71-61 victoi-y over Idaho last Friday night is any indication of their j ability, they will be very tough. : At Pullman earlier this season, i Tankers Beat MAC Ampbibs The University of Oregon var- j sity swimming team splashed to, an amazingly easy 52-28 win over | the Multnomah Athletic club in the Men's pool last Saturday af ternoon. • Leading the way for Coach John Borchardt's swimmers was free styler Orlando Mathias, who rack ed up many points with wins in both the 60 and 100-yard dashes. Also scoring impressive wins for the Ducks were Harry Fuller in the 220 yard race and Jerry Froebe in the 440. The VVebfoots took the 440 yard relay to add still more points to their total. I Visitors Challenge The only events in which the visitors showed any superiority were the backstroke and the breaststroke in which they broke the Ducks’ winning monopoly. It was the first meet of the season for the Oregon team and marked the second consecutive year in which Borchardt’s crew has defeated MAC. KINGS MEN After Shave Lotion Regularly $150 NOW'1 What an outstanding value for the best 1 Gives you clean, tingling after-shave feeling. Cooling, soothing, refreshing! Very masculine fragrance. You can't afford to miss th« limited Time Special l KINGS MEN AFTER SHAVE LOTION K®8« $1.50** . Now, $1, 8-o*. 1930 Franklin Blvd.—9th & Willamette Oregon ’.von two from Jack Friel’=) cagers by scores of 75-73 and 65 06. And last, year the Ducks swept all four contests from their ri vals from the Palouse hills. Probable starting lineups are Jerry Ross, Ed Halberg, Max An NORTHERN DIVISION' OREGON Oregon State Idaho Washington State Washington . STANDINGS W L Pr». 6 2 >50 5 3 .625 4 4 .500 2 4 .333 1 5 167 derson, Ken Wegner, and Barney Holland for Oregon. For WSC it will likely he Ron Bennink A1 Perry, Bill Render, Bob Swansea and Bob KJoek. Duck Keglers Roll to Victory The undefeated University of Oregon varsity bowling team reli ed to two victories over Oregon States keglers in a home and home match last weekend. Friday afternoon at Corvalh* the Ducks downed the Beavers 2710 pins to 2634. On Saturday at Eugene Lou Bellisimo's talented team scored a 2638 to 2491 victory. In the Friday match Bob Boyle, Leo Napi, Champ Husted, Bruce Koppe, and Jim Ekstrom did the bowling for the Ducks and on Sat urday it was Boyle, Napi, Husted, Koppe, Norm Ruecker, and Sam Sorensen doing the kegling. Boyle was the leading scorer both days and in the second match rolled a up a very good average per game score of 210. In the co-ed matches, which were going on at the same time as the varsity battles, OSC came out on top, 1991 to 1906 on Friday I and -Oregon won out in a close one on Saturday, 1793 to 1784. Call Far Footballers Head football coach Len Casa nova has called a meeting for alt men interested in turning out for varsity football next season. The confab is slated for Mc Arthur court at 3:30 p. m. this afternoon. Casanova has announced that he is very eager to meet with next year's football prospects and urges that all players bo present. SPORTS FARE Tuesday, February 2, 1954 BASKETBALL 3:5C. Court 40, Sigma Chi B vs Phi Delia Thera B. 3 :50. Court 43, Sigma Phi Epsilon B vs Phi Kappa Sigma B. 4:35, Court 40,- Delta Tau Delta B vs Chi Psi B. 4:35. Court 43, French Hall B vs Nes tor Hall B. 5:15, Court 40, Merrick Hall B vs. Su san Campbell B. 5:15, Court 43, Hale Kane 3 vs Let.il Eagles B. Sports Staff Desk Editor: Buzz Nelson Staff: Bruce Tennant, Bob Rob inson, Buzz Nelson. | i SWIM Winter Swim Schedule Afternoons 2 to 6 Friday, Saturday, and Sunday Nights 7 to 10 Wednesday, Thurs., Fri., Sat. BENTON LANE NATATORIUM 4 mi. 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