EMERALD from March w_0— SW| - — u_, —„ -- Jan. 23, and May 8, by the Student Publications Board of the University of Oregon. En tend as second class matter at the post office. Eugene, Oregon. Subscription rates: $5 per school year; $2 per term. • . . _, Opinions expressed on the editorial page an those of the writer and do not pretend to represent the opinions of the ASUO or of the Unieersity. Unsigned editorials are written bp the editor; initialed editorials by the associate editors _ AL KARR, Editor DICK CARTER, Business Manager PAT GILDEA, ELSIE SCHILLER. Assoc. Eds. VALERA VIERRA, Advertising Mgr, KITTY FRASER, LAURA STURGES, Ed. Assts. JEAN SANDINE, Bus, Office Mgr. DONNA RUNBERG, Nat'l Adv. Mgr. JACKIE VVARDELL, Managing Editor JOE GARDNER, News Ed., SAM VAHEY, Sports Ed., DON WENZL, Class Adv. Mgr. Welcome to Oregon, Dad Welcome to our campus world this weekend. Dad. We’re aw fully glad you could come down tor your day at Oregon. If it's your first visit as an Oregon Dad, there are a lot of things on campus you’ll want to see. If you’re an oldtimer in .this Dad's Day business, you probably have a lot of favorite spots you want to see again. And if you spent your own under graduate days at Oregon, well, there have certainly been a lot of changes down here. The student committee working on Dad's Day has a full pro gram for your enjoyment. You’ll want to hear Gov. I’atterson at the luncheon in the SU this noon and the University of jWashington-Oregon basketball game on tap tonight in Mac court promises to be a good clash for you sports fans. Maybe you’ll just seek a quiet spot for a cup of coftee and a long chat. Most anyone on campus has his favorite spot for coffee because we traditionally get a lot of talking and "sosh ing” done over a cup of coffee. Most living organizations are holding open house for you and there’ll be special dinners. We hope you’ll have time for a tour of our campus and at least a look in at the Student Union, cen tral hub of most campus activities. However you decide to spend the day, Dad, we're very glad you’re here. Have a good time and we hope you like it so well that you’ll be back for a second look next year and another look the year after.—(E.S.) No Closed Shop, Please From a Student Union point of view, the proposal to select members of the SU board by the board itself is logical enough. But from an overall campus viewpoint, the present system of having a joint SU board-ASUO senate screening committee make the final selection is a better system. No one could argue that the SU board doesn’t have the right to select its own members, but cooperation with the senate on this selection helps make the activity of the board less set off from student participation. We feel that the senti ments voiced by Director of Student Affairs Donald M. Du Shane at the board meeting Wednesday, and expressed by the senate at its meeting Thursday, are justified. The SU board, like the senate, is an agent of student interest. Its perpetuation plan is designed to eliminate “politics,” but it isn’t well for the board to shut itself off from contact with the students through the student-elected body. Progressive Education -A Day at the Zoo Some Meaningless Glub Writ to Honor OI' Waldo by Bob Funk Emerald Columnist (Ed. note: The above head line, we believe students will agree, is an unfair appraisal of the following column. How ever, it represents something of a milestone in Emerald his tory, in that It is the first head line Over Bob Funk's column, in the four-and-a-half years that he has been column writ ing for the Emerald, that was written by Funk himself. To begin wii.li, we should like to dedicate this column to Waldo, The Light of the Campus, whom, according to Monday’s Emerald, must go. This departure will mean the end of our most golden era. With Waldo go all love, poetry, happi ness, and color. There is damned little left to live for. With the Millrace stagnant, and Waldo gone, it is only a matter of time until the whole structure of Uni versity society sighs and quietly caves in. ***** “ ‘Twas the Eve of St. Gladys, and all through the college/ Not a creature was stirring, not even a knowledge.” They were sit ting on the dor mitory bed, reading English literature. 11 was hardly the sort of thing they would usu ally have been caught dead do ing; but there was a test to morrow. Harry thumbed through his notes. “January 11,” he read. “The opening lines are fraught with Byzantine symbolism, somewhat mitigated by the fact that the poet’s wife had just left on a date with his best friend.’’ "I don’t get it,” said Herbert. “It don't make no sense.” “Then it’ll probably be on thel test,’’ said Harry wisely; “we’d better memorize it.” He read on in his notes. “The fifteenth stanza describes the trials of gentle Joyce, who prettily contrives to get her uncle's property by kill ing of all the other heirs.” After some rather involved ex ploration in the lit book, Herbert found the fifteenth stanza and be gan reading about the trials of Joyce: “Then she, clad in Harvard crimson,/Sealed her cousin In a vault ;/Said “When the will comes up for probate,/I’ll be taker by default.’ (*Footnote: having killed her uncle’s heir, the property passes to her by intestacy, there being no oth er heirs.”) Harry was reading his notes. “This part of the poem is tinged with melancholy, perhaps brought about by the fact that the poet's wife never did return from the date. In 1876 she sent him a col ored postcard from Cannes.” “I still don’t get it,” complained Herbert. “There ain’t no_real plot or nothing.” It was his cross in life that the course in English lit did not embrace L’il Abner. “The glorious tale continues unfolding,” Harry revealed from his notes, “with an image-sa tiated description of the old cas tle and its colorful inhabitants.” Herbert took charge bf the glorious unfolding. “Lois Ruth, the Doberman-Pinscher, canop ied with autumn leaves/Sitting on the rustic drawbridge, eats a fly and damned near heaves.” Harry did not have anything about this part in his notes. “This part probably doesn’t mean.any thing,” he decided. Herbert agreed, rather too readily. “The climax of the poem," Harry read, “is usually thought to occur in the thirtieth stanza. Some scholars say that the cli max could not possibly occur there because the thirtieth stanza was not part of the original poem and was added much later by Robert Louis Stevenson. Robert Louis Stevenson replied that it most certainly WAS NOT added by him, and to leave his name out of the whole nasty mess. A third school of thought is that the poem has no climax; that the poem is a study in anti-climax, if anything. This is obviously an anti-intellectual viewpoint, to be lamented." Herbert had lapsed into an un easy napping state, and did not har this last which was just as well, since he was rather out of sorts. He awoke just in time to begin on the conclusion of the poem. “Sung with sylvan summer softness,/Sad my song has seemed, and long;/* (Foot note: scholars,who have dis agreed on many things in this poem, have all agreed that this statement by the poet is no thing short of an Absolute Truth.) Now about the ruined castle, beauteous ghost of Joyce doth pasa,/De we hear It murmur, sweetly, words like ‘What the hell, alas’?” Harry had something about thic in his notes. It was a picture, deftly done in ink, of Marilyn Monroe. To her right was a small battleship, to her left a place where the pen had leaked all over, and below her there stretch ed an inviting blank space, which was, perhaps, the most symbolic thing of all. “I don’t get nothing,” said Her bert. Harry said that he didn't get nothing, either. They went cut for coffee; after all, man cannot live by literature alone. College Capers... From Coast to Coast By Tina Flak Emerald Exchange Editor Classes in the sky in a new fea ture offered to geography and' geology students at the Sor-_ bournne University in France. First there's a lecture on the - ground and then a flight over the urea being studied. While up in the air the students listen to the professor’s lecture through eai - phones in order to eliminate the noise of the plane's motor: * * * Oregon isn't the only campus that has been hit by a burglary., epidermic ... This school year two fraternities at Georgia Tech wei^e looted of $260 by un arose 1 hold-up man. ♦ • » University of British Columbl i' students in Vacouver have join<- I Toronto an