"DucA *7fuzcA& By Bob Robinson Assistant Sports Editor Several weeks ago m this column an extensive criticism was • written on the ridiculous nature of the supposedly noted foot „ ball ratings of the one and only Paul B. Williamson. Wc hate to go hack and stir up old arguments but this week’s rankings by Williamson leave us with no choice. They are so absurd that wc just have to mention them. If you haven’t already consulted Williamson’s “golden list,” which one is foolish to do if lie wants any half-way accurate -information, be sure and do it. We guarantee that you will laugh just as much as when you read one of Bibler’s Worthal cartoons. Oregon 65th V illiamson has Oregon’s high flying Ducks buried deep down in 65th place. This is rather hard to understand, consid ering that the \\ ebfoots haven’t dropped a game since the ' W ashington tussle way back in mid-season. Three weeks ago after the Southern California game Oregon was ranked 48th. W hen the Ducks romped over Idaho they were dropped clear to 60th. Last week-end as the up and coming lads of Len Casan ova held highly-touted California to a 0-0 standstill Williamson pushed the Ducks down five more places. For the life of us we cannot figure out why in the world Oregon keeps losing ground in the rankings despite their tremendous successes on the grid iron. Oh, Those Mighty Beavers Williamson might have been forgiven for the mistakes he made above in the minds of University of Oregon students but - one other error he made makes him unpardonable. He has the . Aggies from Corvallis, better known as Oregon State, rated as 58th in the nation, seven places ahead of Oregon. Now, how can one account for that? We can give no substantial answer. The Beavers have been absolutely impotent all year long and • don’t deserve that good a rating anymore than “Podunk State.” \\ e are willing to grant the fact that the Beavers looked much 1 better last week-end in their 7-0 win over Washington State but that is the only game all year long in which they have shown any football skill. Many people have pointed to theft' victory - over Idaho as being a big achievement. We would like to ask -these people one question. Who hasn’t beat Idaho? The Beavers started off the season with five straight losses -and it was their sixth game of the year before they were able . to score even a single point. For the season they have an overall record of two wins and six losses as compared to Oregon’s | mark of four wins, four losses, and one tie. Why should the -Aggies be so popular with Williamson? OSC Over Oregon As a result of his ratings Williamson has put forth the pre diction that Oregon State will climax their season by defeating Oregort this Saturday at Eugene. We will not make any com ment on this prediction because it is entirely unnecessary. Any one who follows the football results each week-end can very ob viously see that Mr. Williamson is off his “rocker” in picking the Beavers to win. Another person who has openly stated that OSC will win over the Ducks is none other than Kip Taylor, Oregon State coach. We wonder if he is actually serious. He is probably still up in the clouds floating around on the prosperity of the Beav ers’ win over WSC. A thorough trouncing from Oregon this week-end would bring him back to earth. Get Mad, You Ducks - We think that University of Oregon football players and -the Webfoot student body as a whole should be highly insulted .'-at seeing their worthy grid squad taken so lightly. Come Sat urday and the players will have their chance to get revenge. -Also, on Saturday the Oregon students ought to have a wonder ful opportunity to get in their licks, too. By turning out in mass . for the game the Oregon student body can show Kip Taylor, his team, and the OSC rooters that the Ducks not only have a better football team than the Beavers but also have the whole school behind their team all the way. Big Game Saturday ■ ' Traditional games are being played all along the Pacific Coast this week-end. Besides the Oregon-OSC tilt, there are three other “Big Games” on schedule. Stanford will take on their old rival, California, at Palo Alto, UCLA and Southern .Cal will battle it out at Los Angeles, and Washington will match plays with WSC at Seattle. With Stanford and UCLA still in a deadlock for the lead in the Pacific Coast Conference standings two of these games could go a long way in determining thisj-ear’s Coast Rose Bowl entry. In case both the Indians and the Bruins should score wins this Saturday .conference officials will have to pick the Pasadena trekkers by vote. Crowns Cinched By Eight Teams Although only six leagues have flniahed their schedule, the cham pionship has been decided in eight of the 13 intramural volleyball conferences. (The following M.indinio include W day's gamci "<►” signifies that all Kame* have been played.) ♦LEAGUE 1-A French hall . .Vector hall Susan Campbell II . Stitzer hall Susan Campbell I . Merrick hall „ ♦ LEAGUE 2-A Hale Kane . 4 Phi Sigma Kappa . 3 Alpha hall . 1 .Sigma Hall . 1 Gamma hall . 0 •Indicates double forfeit. „ ♦LEAGUE 3-A ( ampbcll Club . 4 Hamster Inn . 3 Gorm Counselors . 2 Philadelphia House . 1 I>cgal Eagles . 0 ♦LEAGUE 4-A Phi Delta Theta . 4 W I, Hcta Theta Pi Sigma Chi . 2 Chi Psi . 1 Lambda Chi Alpha . 0 , , LEAGUE 5-A Alpha Tau Omega . 4 Sigma Alpha Epsilon . 3 Phi Kappa Sigma . 1 Pi Kappa Phi . 1 Tau Kappa Epsilon . 0 LEAGUE 6-A Sigma Nu . 4 Delta Tau Delta . 2 Phi Kappa Pfti . 1 Pi Kappa Alpha . 1 Delta Epsilon .1 „ LEAGUE 2-A Kappa Sigma . 3 Phi Gamma Delta . 3 Sigma I'hi Epsilon . 2 Theta Chi . 1 Sigma Alpha Mu . 0 LEAGUE 1-B French hall . 4 Nestor hall . 1 Susan Campbell II . 0 Susan Campbell I . 0 Stitzer hall . 0 •Indicates double forfeit. 0. LEAGUE 2-8 Sigma Phi Epsilon . 3 Phi Delta Theta . 3 Phi Gamma Delta . 1 Delta Upsilon .. 1 Phi Kappa Sigma . 1 LEAGUE 3-B Hale Kane . 3 Alpha Tau Omega.. 3 Pi Kappa Alpha . 1 Phi Kappa Psi . 0 ♦LEAGUE 4-B Campbell Club ..... 2 Theta Chi . 2 Chi Psi . 2 Sigma Nu . 0 t►LEAGUE 5-B psilon _ 5 ileta Theta Pi . 2 Kappa Sigma . 1 Sigma Chi . 0 Pet. .800 .800 .400 .400 .400 .200 1.000 .750 .250 .250 .000 1.000 .750 ; .500 .250 s .000 I 1.000 | .750 .500 1 .250 i .000 1.000 .750 .333 .333 .000 1.000 .667 .333 .250 .250 .750 .750 .667 .250 .000 1.000 * .250 .000 * .000 ••.000 1.000 1.000 .250 .250 .250 1.000 .750 .250 .000 .667 .667 .667 .000 1.000 .667 .333 .000 GO UNION PACIFIC To the joy of Christmas add the pleasure of bring ing the whole family together. Union Pacific’s Half-Fare Family Travel Plan offers so much in holiday travel fun! You’ll find the train aglow with the good fellowship of the season. 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