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AL KARR, Editor BILL BRANDSNESS, Business Manager
PAT GILDEA, ELSIE SCHILLER, Associate Editors
KITTY FRASER, LAURA STURGES, Editorial Assistants
JACKIE WARDELL, Managing Editor
JOE GARDNER, News Edtior
SAM VAHEY, Sports Editor
Chief Copy Desk Editor: Dave Averill
Chief Makeup Editor: Paul Keefe
Chief Night Editor: Anne Hill
' Asst. Managing Editors: Len Calvert, Bob
Patterson
Asst. News Editors: Dorothy Her, Gordon
Rice, Sally Ryan
Late Deans Son
Award Recipient
by Anne Rifchey
Emerald Feature Editor
Attending the University this
year under the terms of the Eric
W. Allen Memorial fellowship is
Eric Allen, Jr., second recipient of
the award.
Financed by the Eugene Regis
ter-Guard, the fellowship is a part
of the Eric Allen Memorial foun
dation, which includes in its terms
gifts to the journalism school and
the sponsoring of the principal
speaker for the Oregon State Pub
lishers Association annual banquet.
Career Traced
Allen, youngest son of the found
er and first dean of the Univer
sity's J-school, is an alumnus of
Reed college, where he majored in
political science. He is now city
editor of the Medford Mail-Tri
bune, a position which he has held
for five years.
Since beginning his journalistic
career as a reporter at Medford,
Allen has worked as a reporter,
sports editor and city editor on
several newspapers and as bureau
manager for the United Press in
Fresno, Calif., and Salem. For
three years prior to his work at
Medford, he was personal secre
tary to Gov. Earl Snell.
Advises Germans
Allen’s courses at the University
include eighteen hours of under
graduate courses. In addition to
taking courses yrtiich, he stressed,
are “not for a degree,” Allen is
acting in the capacity of co-ordina
tor for the five German newspa
permen who are currently visiting
the journalism school. His first
duty in this connection was to go
to New York city and travel to the
West coast with them. “This was
an interesting experience,” he said,
“since none of them had ever been
to the United States before.”
Intellect Recharged
The Medford civic activities of
Allen, who is currently living in
Amazon flats with his wife, two
daughters and a dog, include being
president of the library board and
on the vestry of the Episcopal
church.
He is also a member of the ju
venile court advisory committee
and a member of the district ad
visory committee for the bureau
of land management.
Speaking of the fellowship, Al
len quoted Harold Hughes, city
editor of the Astoria Budget, who
was last year’s recipient of the
award. “It is a way,” Hughes said,
“of recharging intellectual bat
teries.”
Anthropology Club
Will Meet Friday
Areoi, the newly formed an
thropology club, will meet Friday
evening at 7:30, at the home of
L. S. Cressman, head of the an
thropology department, at 2064
Potter st.
An informal discussion will be
held on the results of the excava
tions made by James Leech and
W. A. Davis, graduate students,
in Katmai National Park, Alaska.
All students interested in an
thropology are urged to attend,
Cressman said.
Practical Application
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dents are kicking abont the extra tuition.”
-A Day at the Zoo
A Tale of Janet, Of Janet!
(Her Hair the Color of Toast)
by Bob Funk
One time on a planet
There dwelt'a maid Janet
Who was fair as or fairer than
most;
She was pleasantly slim
In both torso and limb,
And her hair was the colour of
toast,
Of toast! (And her hair was
the colour of toast.)
was laden
With all that
a maiden
Could wish In
the scramble
for men;
She had fine
talents
That fracture
the gallants,
And fill them
with longing
and yen.
Fair Janet
And yen! (And fill them with
longing and yen.) .
Each day on the campi
Old Jan kept one vamp eye
Peeled for the droll male parade;
She wended her way—
And needless to say,
When she walked, she both
floated and swayed.
And swayed! (When she walk
ed
She both floated and swayed.)
Some men are not fussy: '
Just any old hussy
Will fill them with love and
deli gilt;
And like a detective.
He searched his Ideal day and
night,
And night! (He searched
his Ideal Day and night.)
One morn, three foul yeggs
Full of sunpy-side eggs.
Did leer at the quivering Jan;
Then up clomped our knight,....
And said “Never fright!”
And smashed the three, each in
his pan,
His pan, (And smashed the
three,
Each in his pan.)
That left Janet there
In the crisp morning air,
All choked up with tear-drops
.and thanks;
Her praises were true.
And besides that, she knew
His father owned three or four
banks,
Four banks! (His father owned
Three or four banks.)
He said, "You’re the Most,
But your hair is like toast,
And of toast I have never been
fond;
And to'bo rather frank,
You’re a little too lank,
And besides, I was thinking of
blonde,
Of blonde! (And besides, he
Was thinking of blonde.)
Let this be fair warning
To those who, at morning
To entice men do ardently plot;
The one you’ve in mind
May be married; or blind;
Or in love with a lady you’re
not.
The smallness of moral
Herein is deploral;
But after you've written for
years
A column in proBe,
As the deadline arose,.1
You'd probably write a damned
poem too.
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6:00 pm. Sign On
6:0S Piano Moods
6:15 Guest Star
6:30 News TUI Now
6:45 Surprise Package
7:00 GaUerd Smith
7:30 Ways of Mankind
8:00 Diana Starr Show
8:15 Hairnet
8:30 New French Writers
9:00 Kwaxworks
10:00 Campus Request Show
10:50 News Headlines
10:55 Tune to Say Goodnight
11:00 Sign Off
Campus Calendar
Noon Pre-Nurse 110 SU
French Tbl 111 SU
Journ Sem 112 SU
4:00 Red Cross Bd 110SU
Blood Donor Rep 112 SU
SU Bd 337 SU
Soc Sci Coffee Hr
Dadsrm SU
6:15 Mu Phi Eps Din 111 SU
7:00 Educ Movie 138 CW
7:30 Hse Mgrs 110 SU
Alpha Phi Omega 112 SU
Stu Traf Ct 315 SU
Sq Dance Gerl Annex
Mu Phi Eps Gerl 2nd FI
8:00 Frgn Stu Recpt BaUrmSU
Social Calendar
Wednesday Desserts
Pi Kappa Alpha-Alpha Omicron Pi
Sigma Nu-Orides
Phi Gamma Delta-Pi Beta Phi
Campbell Club-Chi Omega
Beta Theta Pi-Alpha Chi Omega
Alpha Hall-Alpha Delta Pi
Phi Sigma Kappa-Alpha Gamma Delta
Wednesday Dinner
Sigma Phi Epsilon-Delta Gamma
Freshman Dinners and Desserts
—Wednesday
Carson TV-Susan Campbell
Carson III-French Hall
Carson; V-Stitzer Hall
Hendricks Annex-Merrick Hall
Hendricks Hall-Nestor Hall
' Friday Fireside
Hale Kane
President Harry T. Truman was
the only ambidextrous president
to inhabit the White House.
CAMPUS BRIEFS
0 The Red Cross board will
beet at 4 p.m. today in the Stu
dent Union.
0 Members of the “Alpine
Club,” mountain climbing club,
will meet Thursday at 4 p.m. in
the Student Union, according to
Tom Taylor, president.
0 The Homecoming theme con
test opens Monday, Geri Porritt,
contest chairman has announced.
Students should be thinking of
ideas for the theme this week,
Miss Porritt stressed.
0 Four women and six men stu
dents were in the infirmary for
treatment Tuesday. The patients
were: Beverly Bellarts, Charlee
Sommer, Gwenn Zinniger, Diana
Skidmore, Ronald Lyman, John
Elliott, Robert Reid, Frank Pritch
ard, Edward Vander Breen and
Robert Rees.
0 The regular weekly meeting
of the Student Court will be held
in Student Union 315 at 7:30 to
nights, according to Chairman
Carl Weber.
0 AH living organizations are
requested to have a representative
at the House librarians meeting
today at 3 p.m. in the browsing
room, according to Hollis Ransom,
treasurer. Election of officers will
be held at this time,
'Drive' House Reps
To Turn in Cords
Living organization representa
tives for the blood donation drive
should turn in all schedule cards
by 4 p.m. today at the Student
Union, according to Lyn Perkins,
blood drive chairman.
Blood donations will be taken
Monday from 1 to 4 p.m. and
Tuesday from 9 to 3 p.m. in the
SU ballroom. Students may be ex
cused from classes since at least
15 minutes should be allowed for
the donation.
Signed parent permission cards
may be turned in by students un
der 21 at the time they donate
blood.
Ploy Ticket Sales
To Start This Week
The Unlvernity theater box of
fice will be open thin week hih|
next from 1 to 5 p.m. for ticket
■tales for "See How They Hun,"
the first major offering; of *ho
1953-54 season. Best tickets are
available for openihg night, Tues
day and Thursday, dene Wiley,
theater business manager said.
The hilarious farce comedy by
Phillip King will open this Friday
under the direction of Horace W.
Robinson. Harry Smith, Loretta
Mason and Wade Eaton arc cast
in leading roles and ure supported
by Joella Wood, Judy Ellefsen,
Ben Schmidt, Paul Ten Hove, Dav
id Parkhurst and Pat Henry.
Patronize Emerald Advertisers.
iNDHTHiEND—
KW' J • N
Wednesday thru Saturday
"MR. SCOUTMASTER"
starring
Clifton Webb
plus
GLORY BRIGADE"
Victor Mature
with
and
Alexander Scorby
NOW PLAYING
"WINGS OF THE HAWK"
with
Van Heflin—Julia Adams
also
Shorts and News
"LES MISERABLE?'
with
Gino Cervi—V. Cortesa
IANE.,.
"TREASURE OF THE
"GOLDEN CONDOR"
with
Cornel Wilde, Constance Smith
also
'GUNSMOKE"
with
Audie Murphy—Susan Cabot
ENDS SATURDAY
JEFF CHANDLER in
DRIVE-IN THEATRE