'< l' Tbe Oregon Daily Emerald is published Monday through Friday during the college year rfrom Sept. IS to June 3, except Nov. 16, 26 through 30, Dec. 7 through 9, 11 through Jan. 4, March 8 through 10, 12 through 29, May 3, and 31 through June 2, with issues on Nov. 21. S»n. 23, and May 8, by the Student Publications Board of the University of Oregon. En tiered as second class matter -at the post office, Eugene, Oregon. Subscription rates: $5 per school year; $2 per term. » . . . . Opinions expressed on the editorial page are those of the writer and do not pretend to represent the opinions of the ASUO or of the University. Unsigned editorials are written by «he editor; initialed editoriala by the associate editors.__ KARR, Editor BILL BRANDSNESS, Business Manager ~~~* PAT GILDEA, ELSIE SCHILLER, Associate Editor* KITTY FRASER, LAURA STURGES, Editorial Assistants _ JACKIE WARDELL, Managing Editor _ JTOE GARDNER, News Edtior SAM VAHEY, Sports Editor “Chief Copy Desk Editor: Dave AveriU “Chief Makeup Editor: Paul Keefe “Chief Night Editor: Anne Hill Asst. Managing Editors: Len Calvert, Bob Patterson Asst. News Editors: Dorothy Her, Cordon Rice, Sally Ryan This Four Page Deal The Oregon Daily Emerald, continuing last spring term’s ^policy, is printing four pages, five days a week this year. We 'will continue to do so until such a time that advertising income -Should be built up sufficiently for us to return to eight-page papers. In the meantime, we will print occasional eight-pagers only when advertising for a particular issue is in large enough quantity to pay for an eight-pager. This means, of course, that we are limited in the number and :size of news stories that we are able to print. It also means, be cause of costs and present operational factors in printing four and eight-page papers at the University press, that we must go Ito press in the morning and distribute the Emerald at key points on campus around noon. Within this framework we shall attempt to do the best pos sible job of news coverage that we can. We would rather that Tthe papers were delivered to houses, dormitories, and the Stu dent Union and Co-op, in the morning, and that they would be •-eight-pagers, with space adequate to do an extensive job of coverage and writing. For now, anyway, we must be more mod est in our endeavors, quantatively speaking. Sophomores and upperclassmen will remember the regular eight-page Emeralds. Emerald publication has been eight pages, liive days a week, until last year. Fall term it was four days a cveek; winter term it was three four-pagers and two eights each '•week; spring term it went to five four-pagers per week. The financial difficulties have been growing upon us for a few years. Decrease in enrollment has meant no prospect for more income from student fees, and printing costs coupled with decreased advertising revenue has meant more problems. All this is by way of explanation of why and how we stand for tthe present. We realize that the current system causes incon 'veniences and difficulties that we would like to avoid. And we 'will continue working to get back to eight-page, morning pub lication with more direct distribution. Suit Yourself J ’ JIT— K23* 1 I T-XAJj I - J “We’d like to take you upstairs and show you the real gracious* ness of fraternity life, but it’s sort of a rule around the house to wait until the rushee is pledged.” -A Ihifl at the Zoo The Sophomores All Vibrated, But She Was A Shade Cynical by Bob Funk It’s Cheerio, my deario— there’s a dance in the old dame yet. Arhcy & mehitabel. She came downstairs, attempt ing to whip herself into a lather of social enthusiasm; it was not working very well. Upstairs on the bulletin board the sign read “Love—Adventure — Tall, Stal wart Men—True Happiness—all at the BUNION DERBY." Deep in her heart she was just a shade cynical about the sign. sophomores vi brating expect antly around the first floor. The phono graph was playing “T h e Tattle - Tale Duck.” She ig nored the soph omores. It was the only way to go on living. “All right, ladles, slddown and look casual,” the house president yelled, arranging herself casually In a chair within easy range of the front door. The ladies sat down in casual groups, looking anx iously toward the windows. There was a thumping on the front sidewalk; hearty laughter; the door fell open and one hun dred members of The Greatest Fraternity on Earth (it said so in the pledge manual in five colors with pictures of the found ers) slugged their way in. There was some haggling over money at the door. It was a small fee for a dance with what would probably turn out to be a small man. For her, the senior, it was a moment of tension. The tallest and most stal wart of that crew turned out to be the laziest and least dis criminating as well; he chose the house president, whose choice of a chair within easy walking-distance of the door turned out to be wise indeed. \ The smaller, uglier, and more misshapen men penetrated on into the living room and fer reted out the sophomores. The juniors were chosen next, and YWCA Begins Member Drive “Join the YW, it's your cam pus treasure.” Using this motto as a theme, the YWCA began its annual mem bership drive today. Junior advis ers of the group will speak in freshman women’s living organi zations this week explaining the purpose of the YWCA on the cam pus and the organization of the four freshman commissions—ser vice, public affairs, religion and worship. Cost of membership for the year is $1. The campaign, under the di rection of Tina Fisk, general chairman, and Barbara Keelen Altman, YWCA president, is aim ed primarily at freshmen and new students. CAMPUS BRIEFS § Six students were in the in firmary undergoing treatment Sunday. They were: Clara Mc Clelland, Suzy Ogura, John Frey, Fritz MiShler, John Marshall and Robert McMath. 0 Deadline for Religious Notes news is Wednesday at 5 p.m. in the Emerald quonset, next to Deady hall, according to Mitzi Asai, Religious Notes editor. News is to be left in the Religious Notes box in the Emerald news office. • News items for this week’s Merry-Go-Round must be turned in at the Emerald quonset, next to Deady hall, by 5 p.m. today, ac cording to Dorothy Her, Emerald organizations editor. Items may be left in the Campus Merry-Go Round box in the news office. finally no one was left but the old and withered senior class. She had all but resigned her self to spinsterhood, and was wondering where you could buy crochet needles, when He arrived at her side. His appearance was at first unnoticed, because he did not seem to be much taller than a good-sized cocker spaniel. He handed her a line. "H'lo,” he said, “wanna dance?" She accepted demurely. "Sure," she said. He grasped her by the nearest hand and brought her upon the dance floor. Looking down upon him, she observed that he was very young, and that perhaps his dance step was one which was current in what ever high school he had recently been ejected from. On the oth er hand, maybe she was mistak en; maybe they hadn't started dancing yet, and were doing some sort of preparatory exer cises. Evidently feeling that the favor he had dispensed by dancing with her was enough, he did not bother with con versation. He looked stolid ly ahead, avoiding obstacles with great dexterity. Sudden ly, as If on cue, he clutched her heavily to what he un doubtedly considered to be his chest. She cursed herself for having worn perfume. wuicwiicic in uic uisicwite a whistle blew; the partner heav ed himself free of the senior, and trotted dutifully off in the di rection of the door. She had a feeling that she had not found her life's companion. The ladies were back In the living room, mopping their brows. The house president, tri umphant if a bit winded, was back in her chair. Maybe, the senior was thinking, maybe if I look cross-eyed at the next one and twitch the tendons in my neck, he’ll go away. She practiced a twitch or two. Out side, there was a thumping on the front sidewalk, and one hun dred members of The Frater nity We'd Die For prepared to enter. ROTC Physicals Set for Students Interested in Flight A medical flight examining team will be on campus Wednes day, Sept. 30, to examine all male students who nre Interested In en rolling in the air force advanced pre-flight training course, Col. Edwin Dally, AFROTC depart ment head, has announced . Col. Dally listed the following qualifications for prospetlve ap plicants. The cadet must have completed the two year basie ROTC course or have a qualified veteran standing. In addition the cadet must have at least two academic years of study remaining prior to receiving a degree. The age limit specifies that the student be not over 26>3 years of age at the time of com pletion of the advanced course. The main requirement is that the cadet be physically qualified for flight training leading to the rating of pilot or aerial observer. Col. Daily said. All interested students meeting the above requirements should contact the military department before 5 p.m., Tuesday, Sept. 29, Patronize Emerald Advertisers. 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