Search Underway For
Least Man on Campus
tiiis week with a call for candi
dates by Phyllis Pearson, LMOC
^election chairman.
Each living organization must
submit the name of its “repreSfen
'Lemon Punch'
Slates Nervous
Harvery Nervous, advanced be
bop musician at the school of
music, will be interviewed to
night on ‘-I.enion Punch” over
KWAX. According to KWAX
Announcer Thorne Briar, the in
terview with Nervous will be
one of the “most crazy” to be
presented at the 6:15 time spot.
Nervous, in the interview, will
tell how he is trying to bring
progressive! music to the atten
tion of the music school “who up
till now have been concerned
only with such cats as Beetho
ven and Bach.” Nervous also
will go into a detailed explan
ation of some of the various
terminologies used by the pro
gressive musicians.
lixchange Program
Scheduled for SU
“Webfoot Impressions of ’53,”
Oregon's traveling exchange as
sembly, will be presented today at
1 p.m. in the Student Union ball
room, according to Andy Berwick.
The assembly, which was pre
sented at Willamette .university
snd Oregon State college, was
well-received” at both schools,
Berwick said. It is under the aus
pices of the ASUO entertainment
commission and is directed by Jo
Forbes, senior in speech, who is
■exchange assembly chairman.
Neil Tardio, junior in art, is the
master of ceremonies for the show,
which consists of comedy sketches,
selections by a combo, a chorus
J*ne number anu several featured
solo numbers.
The show will travel to -San
Jose State college in San Jose,
California, on May 28.
tative" to Miss Pearson at Carson
Oregon’s annual search for the
least man on campus, the man
most unworthy of anything, begins
hall by 5 p.m. Friday. Interviews
will be conducted next week and
the names of the six finalists will
be posted in the Student Union.
The final loser, the one who
leads the dullest, most uninterest
ing life, will be announced at the
Mortar Board Ball, May 23.
“Disqualifications” for the
candidates, suggested by Miss
Pearsin include:
1. Perpetual five o’clock shad
ow.
2. Always late for dates.
S. Carries either 10 or 11
hours, depending on the weather.
4. Never has seen his profes
sors.
5. At the top of every black
list.
6. Sleeps until 3 p.m. daily.
1. Utterly lacks campus inter
est.
8. Most uncooperative.
9. Biggest picnic-goer.
10. Worst closet member.
Last year’s least man was Mel
Erickson, senior, of Alpha Tau
Omega. Purpose of the contest,
sponsored by Mortar Board, is to
recognize those men who spurn
activities and the weightier side
of college life for a strictly good
time.
Classifieds
FOR SALE— Smith Corona stan
dard typewriter. Good condition
$30.00. Bruce Anawalt, Room 311
Susan Campbell hall 2 t 55
ROOMS for students. $4 and $5 a
week. Kitchen privilege if desir
ed. 715 E. 13th St. Ph. 5-7728
’41 BUICK convertible. New top
and transmission; ’47 motor, ra
dio and heater. $400. Ph. 5-9090.
Anne Chambers.
LOST: Beagle, female, 6 months
old. Answers to the name of
Casey. Call 4-6634, 791 E. 15th
Emerald Publishes Five Proposed
ASUO Constitutional Amendments
(Edit. Note: According to the ASUO constitution proposed amendments shall be pub
lished in the . Emerald on three successive publication days, and shall be voted upon by ballot
the student body one week from the date of the last publication. Following are the pro
posed amendments:)
; a Proposed amendment to Article III,rSection IV, Clause 3. (Duties of the President).
“Kt shall, at the beginning of each school term, submit to the Senate for approval an esti
-~4hate'of his budget for. the following term, and at the beginning of winter and spring terms,
He shall submit to the Senate an accpunt of his expenditures for the .previous term.”
^Proposed amendment to Article VI, Section III (Elections) “Class positions. The
-«*ame election procedure will be followed ilor each class except that after the election of a
president and a vice, president, all other ^candidates for president will be declared defeated
and their ballots transferred to the candidates for representative.**
, ; a Proposed amendment to Article VL Section IV (Elections). “Dates of Elections.
ASUO elections shall take place after the first and prior to the eighth .week of spring term.
Urcshtnan elections shall take ptace after the fifth and prior to the eighth week of fall term."
' #Proposed amendment to Article IV, Section V,(Primary Elections): “There shall be.
-Id during each spring-term an all campus open primary. Provisions governing the con^
duct of this primary will berthose presented.to.the'ASUO senate March 5, 1953/*,
a Proposed amendment to>-the ASUO constitution: “There shall be one graduate stu*
dent^^voting^nenibe^Mjh^^nate^^eged'byggduat^tudents^urhig^h^choo^ear/^
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Today on KWAX
6 p.m. Sign on
6:03 Piano Moods
6:10 News Till Now
6:15 Lemon Punch
6:30 Drama of Poetry
7 Treasures off the Shelf
7 :30 Chicago Roundtable
8 Campus Classics
9 KWAXworks with Lee Jackson
Emerald of the Air
Pope Julius II, in 1506, started the
new St. Peter's Cathedral and em
ployed such artists as Michelangelo,
Bramante and Raphael.
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