We've Been Wondering... . “Faculty member named Koplin—nice young man, single, —no dependents.” The College Crowd—; _Campus Headlines Elsewhere -tti tit ; Sy Rae Thomas The zoologists at the Univer sity of Texas have changed tl:e itoi; of their gopher from ‘ Pat rick Digger" to ‘‘Christine Dig ger." for reasons to be dealt with folly in a supplementary medical report. * * * <»• The Nashville Tennessean print ed the following headline over a o-lory about a Santa Monica sym phony conductor whose trousers xell down during rehearsal: “Music Goes Crescendo, Maestro’s Pants Descendo.” * * * The University of Houston fac ulty is just going to ignore the ■Uroaposed plan for student evalu --•ation of teachers because “if we oppose the plan actively, students »w»ay be stimulated into action,” -One professor, terming the whole -illea, “horrible," said, “To be eval uated by immature students would lower the dignity of our .^’Ofeasion.” Well! * * * ^ A British parent recently made .« T T.. i... ii.. 13 J', *.1._ *. . • . ■ rewesei eafvoi ai nfc the opinions of the ASUO or of the University. Editorials arV written lly^the and' the members of the editorial staff. Jm- HaEditor Helen Jones. Larrv ICobart, Al I\px Brown, Business Manager Karr, Associate Editors Bill Gurnev, Managing Editor JjkcutE WA*DELL,'Uews Editor Sam Vahey, Sports Editor Mai taking Editors: Kitty Fraser, Dave Averill, Paul Keefe. News Editors: Laura Sturges, Len GaWei t, Joe Gardner Chief Night Editor—Anne Hill Wire Editors: Lorna Davis, Andy Salmins, Virginia Dailey Advertising Office Mgr.: Sharon Isarainger • Campus Briefs 0 The United Independent stu dents’ organization committee will meet today at 4 p.m. in the Stu dent Union to discuss plans for the coming elections. A represen tative from each independent liv ing organization and any off campus student is urged to attend by Tom Shepherd, committee chairman. 0 Celebration of Holy Com munion for the Episcopal students will be held in Gerlinger Hall ev ery Wednesday at 7 a.m. Break fast will be served afterwards, al lowing students to reach their 8 o'clock classes. 0Men’s living organizations can pick up lists of high school sen iors who will be staying at their houses for Duck Preview after 3 1 p.m. Wednesday in the office of Mrs. Margaret L. Kopp, student affairs secretary. 0 Voung Democrats will meet ' at G:30 p.m. today in the Student i Union. This will be the last meet- j ing before the statewide conven- | tion to be held Friday and Satur day. All members are urged to at tend, according to Chatles Grover, president. • The YWCA upper class com mission meets at noon today in' the Y office in Gerlinger hall. j Members are to bring sack lunches to the meeting, according to Ann Blackwell, chairman. 0 Deadline for items for the Emerald Campus Merry-Go-Hound j is 4 p.m. today. Items may Be placed in the Merry-Go-Round box in the Emerald shack. The col- ‘ umn will appear on Thursday. — 0 Oregana editor and business manager petitions are due April 20 at 5 p.m. at the Student Union ad- ; ministration office on the mezza— ' nine floor of the SU. Selections of students to fill the posts will be made by the publications board April 22. • W. C. Jones, dean of adminis tration. Mrs. Golda P. Wickham, associate director of student af fairs, and Bob McCracken, fresh man class president, will speak to high school seniors in the Leb anon area Wednesday on the Uni versity. Thursday, Mrs. Wrickham will speak to a similar group at Reedsport high school. 0 Associated Greek Students will meet at 4 p.m. today at Delta Gamma to discuss the party pri mary, president Jack Faust has announced. \ • WRA house representatives will meet at 12:15 p.m. today in the WRA room of Gerlinger hall. 0 Tickets for the Young Dem ocrats banquet at the Eugene hotel Saturday are now on sale at Tay lor’s coffee shop. The banquet, at 7 p.m., will feature a talk by Virgil O’Malley, former warden of the Oregon state prison. It is open to the public, and tickets are $3 per person. CAMPUS CALENDAR Noon Emer Sub Comm 111 SIT French Table 112 SU Phi Chi Theta 113 SU Movie Comm 302 SU lp.m. WSSF 110 SU 2 Senate Invest Comm 111SU 4 UIS Org Comm 110 SU Queen Comm 315 SU Asbly Comm 337 SU 6:30 Young Demos 110SU AIA Dinner 112 SU Terrace Dance Comm 315 SU 7 IVCF 334 SU Christian Sci Cerl 1st FI ASUO Exc Asbly Prac Ballroom SU Student Injured In Auto Mishap Everett .1. Jones, senior in bi ology, was seriously injured' in an automobile accident In Idaho dur ing spring vacation. Jones, on March 29, was riding in a car that failed to make a turn on Highway 5>3 near Hailey, Ida ho. Jones was taken to Sun Valley hospital where he wus treated for concussion. The Oregon student, who had been skiing at Sun Valley, re gained consciousness by the next morning. His condition was de scribed as “still serious but im proving." Police reports indicated the car had gone out of control on the turn and left the highway about 150 yards beyond, rolling about 50 feet. Jones was thrown from the car. Jones is a resident of Boise, Ida ho. He lives at Gamma hall on the campus. U of O Dancers To Give Concert A studio concert will be pre sented by the University concert dance group at 8 p.m. Wednesday in Gerlinger hall. Four complete dances choreo graphed by members of the group will comprise the program, spon sored by the school of health and physical education. The numbers include “Cow Punchers," choreographed by Mon nie Gutchow, based on American folk songs; "Trio,” choreographed by Bettie Jane Owen, instructor in physical education; “The Mourn ers," choreographed by Nancy Morse, and "The Last Flower,” i composite effort of the entire group. Classifieds 191(1 Plymouth Deluxe, four door. Radio, heater, fog light, oversize tires, 80%. New heavy duty brakes, shocks, 6000 mi. on mtr. overhaul. Excellent condition. $695. 893 E. 11th. Mr. Wolfe. FOR SALE—1937 4-door sedan. Excellent condition. $125. 751 E. 14th. Ph. 4-3537. 1948 FORD sedan, good shape, $875. Bob Bate, Gamma Hall. FOR SALE; Encyclopedia Britan nica, 1949 ed. Exc. cond. Com plete with 3 year books & book case. Call 3-2902 or 5-8558. 4-14 TWO SADDLE horses for hire by hour or half-day. Good trails. Ph. 6-1501. 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