Bulletin:
BCIAETIX:
Two Webfoot athletes, recently
suspended from school for one
year, may 1m- reinstated soon.
Kay Crow, I'niversity director of
everybody’s affairs, said he may
make the move lM-euuse the two
sports have been spending; their
spare time helpfully sweeping;
floors in a Eugene old folks'
home. Crow's policies have fol
lowed this line lately.
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; Gamble Club, Independent co
1 operative living organization on the
! Oregon campus, announced late
I yesterday it will not enter teams in
| intramural uthletics for the 1351
52 season.
"It's the filthy grceks," a spokes
1 man for Gamble Club said in mak
I ing the announcement.
| "We're not gonna play on the
! same field or in the same court
! with them guys! We re through
1 havin' nothin’ to do with no outfit
j that allows dirty greeks to par
, | ticipate." •
Gamble Club officers gave no
official reason for the sudden with
drawal in their statement.
"Personally, I Just don't like
) greeks,” said an ex-president of
Gamble Club when contacted by
the Emerald last night. "They
pledged one of our men once."
"But I’m glad to say.” he added
proudly, "That he is the ONLY
Gamble Clubber that has ever been
pledged by a greek outfit."
Another official of the housj
said, "Well, I don't like greeks and
you can be sure I'll never want to
meet any. I'm certainly glad I
wasn’t a legacy. Besides, every in
I tramural event we lost this year
I was lost to a greek organization.
, They win too often. And if that
isn’t enough. I can add that there
are a few greek groups with better
houses than we have- we don’t
like that."
-SDX
For the 5,936th consecutive time,
| Prof. Waldo Schumacker • said ab
| solutely nothing in his lecture Fri
day.
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Two Athletic Officials
Suspended by Board
OREGON Kl'LLBAC'K
Horgesson was aorlalnioil a po
tflitial All-American thin week
by Sohnook, national picture
magazine, in its 1 HA 1 pro-season
ratings.
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Sports
Fix Suspect
InsignificantSoph
Wins 'Migg' Title
Douglas W. Stobie, sophomore in
music, won the Vets Dorm marble
championship Sunday with a spark
ling round of 54. He immediately
issued a challenge to any fraternal
organization who cares to play off
for the All-School championship.
Coach Martin Meadows of the
Nestor Hall squad placed five of his
men in the finals and immediately
declared his team champion of the
territorial United States.
Meadows invented this game in
his spare moments after a “sore
back" removed him from the Ore
gon tennis team. He declares that
he’s had the game copyrighted to
prevent outsiders from playing.
A dark horse entrant ftom Tan
Kappa Epsilon was expected to at
tend but didn't. Jerry Berreman,
sporting an ancient rock “migg"
found on an anthropological expe
dition, had bravely offered to rep
resent his fraternity.
“It's a lucky thing he didn't come
down here,” Meadows shouted. “All
the other guys entered were either
my first, second, or third stringers
and we would have slaughtered him.
I could have kept nine men busy
just keeping him away from the
greens.”
The knuckle-down performance
was open to anyone who wanted to
attend but only one living organiza
tion was represented. Meadows
opined that this was because he for
got to post the notices.
SDX
If all the Pi Phi's were laid end
to end on Kincaid street, it would
surprise the hell out of the whole
campus.
I.oun Sohmarris and Howard <frange. stars of this year’s I 'ni
versitv athletic department, were suspended for one year from
the University of Oregon Monday night hy the University lto
cipline committee. t ,
\ vie Jelson, director of pjnblic service, said that this is all the
information that would he released. 1 le said this is the practice of
tin* committee in discipline case
Kay Crow, director of mm's af
fairs, stated the reason for the sus
pension could not be disclosed be
cause it was a "touchy” matter.
"AH members of the University
Discipline Committee were in
structed not to release the informa
tion by chairman J. M. Fossill,”
Crow said. Fossill is an associate
professor of anthropology,
When another member of the
athletic depar tment was informed
of the suspension by the Emerald,
he said that the news took him
"completely by surprise." This
member refused more comment be
cause. he said, "They might purge
me, too," And beside, he added, he
added, he had to hurry and pack his
bags.
A Surprise
But he added that. "It's a dis
ciplinary matter not in my de
partment." He stirted that it was
too soon to tell how the suspension
of the two cthletlc officials would
affect next year's Webfoot athletic
picture.
"That's toe "ar away to think
about. This who),, thing: is kind of a
surprise: but that’s that. I guess.”
the official, pho preferred to remain
anonymous, said in a surptised tone
of voice.
Schmarris, called at his home
Monday night for a statement,
sneered that he had been suspended.
“I haven't much to say," he
chooked. "We just broke one of the
school codes, that's all.”
Orange was a business adminis
tration in the University before he
qyuit school to take the athletic de
partment post.
Named All-Nil
He started in Oregon s 1951 ath
letic department by selling more
tickets than any other Oregon offi
cial in history. He was named last
winter on tne all-Northern Division
athletic supporter list, second team.
It was hinted in unofficial circles
late last night that the two officials
had been suspended on moral
charges.
Since that time, several vicious
rumors as to the nature of the of
fense have been circulating on the
campus. Oner umor had it that the
two suspended officials had been
dating high school girls in Eugene.
Another had it that they were at
tending all-night poker sesions in
the apartment of a friend.
A third rumor said they were sus
pended simply because they have
been entirely too efficient in their
work, and had been giving Oregon
a good name. The discipline com
mittee is against this policy, it was
understood.
-SDX
Tn 1935, Pi Beta Phi sorority was
awarded the Snoodge Cup for going
the longest period of time without
speaking to anyone on the campus.
Since then, the Pi Phi’s have re
tired the cup.
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Basketball|
Coach Gets
Reprimand
Oregon Basketball Coach Warren
Johnson was reprimanded today by
President Harry Heartburn for hi*
action In striking an Oregon Stale
professor in the final basketball
game of the season. W
Heartburn explained that hts/
waited so long to take action be
cause he feared that Astoria High
School was trying to sign Johnson
(or coaching duties.
When time-worn Wallace Pulm
bugg was .•eaigned at the Astoria
institution. Heartburn felt that he
need hesitate no longer.
■‘Johnson's action was completely
inexcusable and had nothing to do
with the pay raise that we gave
him al the end of the season,
said Heartburn. "We try to dis
courage our coaching personnel
from wreaking personal violence on
the representatives from other
schools, no matter how much I
personally may hate their guts.
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COMING TO OREGON? Manning
and Merritt Barber, Kugene’s twin
I terrorn.
Oregon Broad Jumping
Situation Called Bad
“The broad jumping situation
at Oregon is getting serious."
Those were the words of Oregon
Track Coach Willy Lowerman in a
speech to 35 Oregon prep track
coaches gathered for the recent
state cinder meet.
“Young men today just aren’t as
daring as they used to be. And it
takes a daring young man to be a
good broad jumper,” Lowerman
stated.
He went on to point out that In
former years the Oregon campus
abounded with broad jumpers.
"Why,” he exclaimed, “Every men’s
living organization had its share of
good broad jumpers. And the boys
were proud of it, too.
“Now days, it seems like fellows
don'L like to be broad jumpers. And
when a good broad jumper turns up,
you'd never know it because they
never talk much about their broad
jumping.’’
Lowerman mentioned several
possible causes for the present
shortage of broad jumpers on thi!J
Oregon campus.
One reason, he said, may be that
many of the male students are now
married while still attending school.
And marriage, he asserted, always
cuts down on a fellow's broad
jumping activity.