edit I VOLUME LO LMVKRSITV OF OREGON, EUGENE, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 23, 1951 NUMBER 80 A Typical Dad IT'S TOO BAD,DAD. You know. Dad, I've been thinking. Remember how v on explained taxes to me . . . and the debt tin countrv owes . . . and the money the government spends? \\ hv. Dad. you didn't have the right information at all. I’ll bet you've m \< r heard of the Keynsian theory or sortie of the basic prin ciple* • underlying economic systems of today. Hut, 1 understand. Dad . . . though there are a couple more things 1 Ve been thinking about. Remember how you used to tell me something was wrong. 1 shouldn't do it because it just w asn't right. \\ ell, you nev er told me w hy it was right or wrong. W rong because it disagreed with the w ill oi Pod? Wrong because it vvtis not for the greatest good of the greatest number? Wrong because it conflicted with the rules of nature? Mavbc v on just didn't know why. Dad. It's a shame you never read any philosophy. Kant, Mill, Palev, Dewey, any of them. It would have helped you a lot if you had understood them. And you and Mom, Dad. Why, I remember when you used to hav e arguments, and now that I’m older. 1 realize that you never did:get them settled correctly. You both should have studied some familv relations, and listened to some of the lectures we v e been having on marriage. lust one more point. You must not have understood or you nev er would have told me . . . You're smiling. Dad. Win ? Weekend Schedule 8 p.m. — Oregon-Washington Game, .Mae Court Saturday: 9-12, 1-5 — Keglstration, Osburn & Eugene Hotels, SC 2nd floor 9:30 a.m. — Executive Committee, SC Hoard Itoom 12 noon — Luncheon, SC Ballroom 2:15 p.m. — Business Meeting, Dads’ Boom SU ti p.m. — Dinner, Living organizations 8 p.m. — Oregon-Washington Game, Mae Court Sunday: 11 a.m. — Church services, Eugene churches 1 p.m. — Dinner, Living organizations WE WELCOME ALL YOU DADS • For a real treat, bring your daughter or son over for one of our better than ever finch prepared meals. DINE IN THE RUSTIC ROOM BY CANDLE LIGHT "OVERLOOKING THE OLD MILL RACK" The Anchorage Phone 4-1327 UO Dads' Day Begins At 8 p.m; Expect 700 'Social Pro For Phi Psi/ Says Hawk Phi Kappa Psi fraternity was placed on "indefinite social proba tion” by Director of Men's Affairs Ray Hawk as a result of an inci dent with the Eugene police de partment Thursday. The Thursday incident and a previous police encounter by three members after a prank at the Del ta Gamma sorority house 10 days ago were given as the reasons for I Hawk s action. Thursday's Incident involved the taking of a desk sign from the police department, according to Police Chief Ted Brown. The sign stated "Ring Bell for Service.” One of the men involved will be charged with disorderly conduct, I Brown explained. Phi Kappa Psi is the second me n's.,Jivingt organization Jo re ceive the restriction this year. Al pha Tan Omega was put on social pro earlier this term because of practices used in senior rides. '51 Carnival Booth Rules Announced “Alley of Oopdce-Doo,’’ theme of tonight’s WAA Fnn House, will play a prominent part in the scene of the carnival, which will begin immediately after the basketball game in the unfinished section of the men's FE building. Entrance tickets, at 20 cents, are now on sale in the Co-op and Student Union. Booth building will start at noon today, to be completed by 8 p.m. Two persons per booth will be al lowed to stay from 8 p.m. until the opening of the Fun House. Paper decorations must be fire proofed or the booth will be dis qualified. If booths are not remov ed by 1 a.m., 50 per cent of its profit will be charged as a penalty. Prizes will be awarded'to the best all-around and highest money making booths. Food and participation at booths must be obtained through scrip purchased at the Fun House, chair men stated. Politicians Present For Fiery Fracas Approximately 180 Oregon legis lators and wives, will be present for the Oregon-Washington basket ball game today, according to Lest er E. Anderson, alumni director. The guests will have seats in the women's rooting section, while women will have a like number on the south end downstairs, to per mit the legislators and their wives to si^ in a student section. The 24 th annual Dads’ Day weekend begins at 8 p.m. today with the Oregon-Washington bask etball game in McArthur Court. Thus far the only indication of how many darts are planning to at tend the weekend is the sale of luncheon tickets. Seven hunderd, the capacity, have been purchased by students and fathers, accord ing to K. W. Onthank. executive secretary of Oregon Dads. Although seats in the reserved section for Friday’s and Saturday's games are sold out. those in the general admission sections will be available to fathers at registra tion booths, in the Osburn and Eu gene Hotels and the Student Un ion. The luncheon will be held at noon Saturday in the ballroom of the Student Union, with speeches by University President H. K. Newburn, who will discuss “The Effects of Mobilization,” and • Chancellor C. D. Bvrne of the State System of Higher Education, who will explain the legislative system anti budget of the Univer sity. Judging of Dads’ Day “Welcome” signs at the living organizations will take piece at 4:45 p.m. today. Mrs. Berniel Tiiand, Mrs. Rich ard Smart, and Mrs. Gene Rose, Dads' Day Hostess finalists, will be presented at the luncheon. The winner will be announced at half time of the Saturday game. Bal lots taken at registration booths will be tallied at closing time, 5 p.m. Saturday. Awards will be made to the first ! and second living organizations Last Chance Today For Pre-Registration Today is the last day to regist er with department clerks in ad vance registration for spring term. The final checking with stu dent affairs office and filing of cards with the registrar's office may be done until noon next Saturday. Fees may also be paid at this time, if a student desires. Otherwise the cards are left with the ofice, picked up at the begin ning of next term, and payment is made then. ■vith the largest percentage of dad » registered, and to the dormitory Dr cooperative with the largest percentage of freshmen's dads pere. Rules for the registration cor> est are again listed: 1. Dads must be registered by > p.rn. Saturday. 2. Awards wil be determined by percentages of dads registered, rhe Office of Student Affairs’ list pf students residing in each living jrganization will be the one used n the computation of the percent ages. 3. Only dormitories and poopera Live groups will compete for the freshman cup. 4. Only dads of living organiza tions' members will be counted. Pather*.of fraternity men and soi srity women living in hails of re -idence will be credited to the halls. 5. Carson Hall will be consider ed as a whole, rather than by floors. 6. Fathers of fraternity men and sorority women living at home will not be counted. 7. Legal guardians will be con sidered “clads” for this contest. 8. Prizes are awarded annually. If a group wins a trophy three, times in succession, they may keep the cup. In case of a tie. both ar« considered winners. They will share the award, each keeping :t for one half of the school year. 9. Winners pay for engraving of their names on the cups. Post-Game Mixer On Tap Saturday "Dad Our King for a Day" wlI be the theme of a no-date mixer to be held following the Oregon-Wasb ington basketball game Saturday in the Student Union ballroom. The mixer will feature Curt Finch and his quintet. Admission will be twenty cents, and all dads with Dads’ buttons will be admitted free. Decorations will follow the theme, with a special entrance for the dads. Entertainment will be provided by Hairy Donkers and Fred Muel ler. I On Sunday Afternoon BRING DAD TO THE STUDENT UNION BALLROOM FOR "THE SENATOR WAS INDISCREET" Also Shorts on "KOREA" and ELIZA ON ICE 2:30& 4:15 • Starring WILLIAM POWELL, ELLA RAINES. ARLEEX WHELAN and PETER LIND HAYES • A delightful satiric comedy about a senator who wants to be president and keens a tell tale diary. at the STUDENT UNION BALLROOM