Hormones, Econ ... Possible Solution Offered For Victims of Poison Oak By Bill Clothier It could be your hormones are double-crossing you if you break out with a dose of poison oak this spring. If the cemetery call becomes too strong and you get poison oak when you answer it, just remember you can louse up the glandu lar balance of the plant by striking a few low blows of your own. McDonald MAY 14-17 For Healthful Recreation try Bowling at Dorsey's U-BOWL 29 W. 11th Ph. 5-5344 If iou just incite tne nttie oak shrub on to a burst of riotous living. Riley W. Matslcr, Eugene park director, knows all about poison oak. He says you can eradicate the stuff by spraying it with certain chemicals which transform a smooth, vigorous shrub into a wrinkled old has-been in a few days. A Low Blow “This chemical spray works on the plant’s hormones,’’ explained Matsler. “It’s like you and me burning the torch at both ends and going out and carousing around all night. The plants just burn them selves up with fast living.” Dr. Fred N. Miller, director of the student health service, said about an equal number of men and women report to the infirmry for poison oak treatment each year. Not all of these cases can be traced to the cemetery, but the 15-acre plot contributes its share of rash out-breaks. A Moral Rout “One of our biggest problems is poison oak,” said Dr. Miller. “We had 23 hospital cases during 1949 and 145 others were treated. Then there were 59 cases which may or may not have been poison oak. Sometimes it’s very difficult to *-ell what the infection is.” Last year, right after the Long Island University basketball game at MacCourt, 30 cases of poison oak were traced to the cemetery. What might have been called a moral victory on the hardwood floor became a moral rout as sports enthusiasts tip-toed home through the tomb-stones. Mastler said the cost of eradicat ing poison oak varies according to the degree of infestation and work involved in placing the spray. You don’t get promiscuous with this plant stimulant. Call your shots or risk wholesale plant massacre. The spray costs from six to eight dol lars per gallon and according to Matsler, “a gallon goes a long, long way.” Economic Theory The University would like to see poison oak cleared from the ceme tery. So would the city of Eugene. Students wouldn’t mind either. As a matter of fact, everybody is for getting rid of it but nobody knows (Flease turn to page six) !i WHY GO HUNGRY when we can fill your "hunger" prescription fountain specialties sandwiches sodas and shakes sundaes Duck Inn 11th Street Phone 5-9357 Campus YMCA Schedules Radio Program for Community Chest Today - -'-••j * iuv/v, in tuupera* tion with the Lane County Com munity Chest public relations com mittee, will put on a 15-minute radio program over KOKE at 5:30 p.m. today. Two student members, two ad visory board members, and the ex ecutive secretary will describe the | program of the Community Ches t I Drive. The program is being fu* I ranged by members of the groups. . I Ill JllSf ONE MINUTE ... you can prove to yourself PHILIP MORRIS is definitely less irritating—therefore more enjoyable—than the > brand you're now smoking! ... light up a PHILIP MORRIS then, just take a puff —DON'T inhale—and s-l-o-w-l-y let the smoke come through your nose. Easy, isn’t it? ... light up your present brand Do exactly the same thing — DON’T INHALE. Notice that bite, that sting? Quite a difference from PHILIP MORRIS i Thousands and thousands of smokers—who tried this test—report in signed statements that Philip Morris is definitely less irritating, definitely milder than their own brand. See for yourself what a difference it makes, what a pleasure it is, to smoke America’s FINEST Cigarette. Try Philip Morris today! i-t I' torti