DUCK TRACKS BySAMFIDMAN Emerald Sports Editor A\ e are about as helpless as a fat woman in a two-way stretch that would only stretch one way. And that, if we are to believe a decent percentage of what we are told, is bad. All sports at the dear old U have ended—and none have begun. We will hereby conduct a final funeral for the basketball season bv tossing a rose to the graduating seniors who will never again dribble a basket ball down the floor, of McArthur Court as participants in a varsity game. I Gone from the fold are Pauli Sowers, Dale Warberg, Bob J Lavey, Bob Amacher, Lynn Ham-| ilton, Paul Cooper, and Dick Unis J . . . and with that the services fori the 1949-50 season are over. The last big breath of varsity! competition before the lid blows| off on the spring sports will be tin swimming competition this week end at Pullman, Wash., as tin Northern Division swimmers try.; to drown each other out to atkel heme the conference bacon. ® H figures to be a two-team affair, with Washington and host _^Washington State scrapping for the white meat while Oregon, Oregon State, Idaho, and Montana pull in the crumbs. The Webfoots are not expected to finish worse than third place—and a hot day here and a cold da)’ there could well jug'gle them upward and onward a notch or two. Hung on a Meat-Hook Register-Guard Sports Editor Dick Strite almost climbed out of his swivel chair in Highclimber, his sports editor’s column, when he pulled the cat out of a bag that was supposed to be mysterious in nature. He tells us that John Warren has officially announced that he plans to remain as commander-in-chief of Oregon varsity basketball for the next season. The Emerald has never doubted that Honest John would return to the helm; hence this department has never approached him on the subject. It figures that if a man has coached basketball for almost a quarter of a century, he would not be ready to hang himself on the meat-hook at the drop of a hat. This department did, howevere, approach the hiring and firing mechanism of the athletic structure some time ago—. The question was not one of whether John wanted to leave— but whether anyone else wanted him to. Apparently no one has pushed that opinion, in spit of plenty of behind-the-scenes snickering. Watchful Waiting Through the mouth of Sports Editor Strife, Warren has given himself an honor-clad ultimatum. He says that he will talk about retirement if next year’s Oregon squad does not finish among the top two or three places in the conference. That cer tainly is fair enough—. We like to judge a coach on what he can do with the mater ial he has on hand. Next year’s squad will receive considerable '•’bolstering from the Frosh and also through possible hot-shot transfers—there will be material—we will await the produc tion results—and until that time, John Warren has the stamp of approval of the Oregon press—and that includes the Ore gonian, the Journal, and the Daily Emerald—. But We Thought . . . For a fleeting moment our equilibrium was unbalanced when we noted in another Lane County publication that Jim Aiken was Oregon’s wrestling coach. Not that we doubt Jim’s ability to guide massive grur.ters through their paces on the mat—but we have been under the impression that there is no such sport at UO. Although Jim is presently eating good banquet food some where in the state, we are certain that his better half would be informed if her hubby had taken on additional coaching chores. She assured us last night that Jim is still Mr. Football—and no more; some gullible chap might have been taken in by the fact that a number of the Oregon gridders are unlimbering winter rust on the mats—and Jim has dropped around to see that the unlimbering went according to schedule—. The Hot Stove (Continued from page four) took his fence clearing bats along to that circuit. Now he gets a chance to ring the bell in the short foul-line confines of the Polo Grounds. Battling Harshman and Joe La Fata for the right to replace Johnny Mize, is Tookie Gilbert, youngest of the ball playing Gil berts from Nashville, Tennessee. Pa Larry practically raised the Nashville team of the Southern Association, and Brother Charlie was an outfielder for the Brooklyn and Chicago National League clubs. Tookie is about a year away ac cording to those who saw him in the Southern Association, but a big bat may earn him a chance to get his education among the big boys. Western Personnel Fellowships Offer Study, Travel Abroad Opportunities for travel and study abroad have been announced by the Western Personnel Insti tue of Pasadena, Calif. Twenty-five fellowships cover ing round-trip transportation only between Pan-American air termin als in the United States and the foreign country of study are of fered by Pan-American World Air ways system. Applications and information may be obtained from the Institute of International Edu cation, 2 West 45th St., New York 19, N. Y. Filing dates are Mar. 15 to Oct. 31. Five fellowships offering room, board, and tuition for work, ob servation, and study in France dur ing 1950-51 are available to exper ienced American social workers. Inquiries should be directed to the Division of Specialized Personnel of the Institute. Mar. 15 is the closing date for application for scholarships in Brit ish summer schools. Ten scholarships covering room, board, and tuition and twelve grants to cover trans-Atlantic passage are offered for six week’s study in British universities this summer. Courses are as follows: “British Economic Thought and Problems,’’ University of Leeds, two scholarships; “The Arts in Britain Today,” Londan Univer sity, three scholarships; “Educa tion in England,” Nottingham Uni versity, two scholarships; “West ern Europe Since 1870,” Oxford University, three scholarships. These courses are also recogn ized by the Veterans Administra tion under the GI Bill of Rights, The International Education Insti tute will furnish further informa tion. Leopard Dies After Eating Drugged Meat OKLAHOMA CITY—(UP)—The wild leopard which terrorized a J suburban area here for three days died early last night of an overdose of narcotics which led to its cap ture. The 175-pound spotted ' beast quietly breathed its last about 5:45 p. m., Mayor Allen Street said. The animal had literally collapsed into captivity about 15 hourse earlier, after eating a chunk of horsemeat containing an ounce of chloral hy drate. The leopard’s deep sleep had wor ried zoo officials throughout the day, and twice he was given in jections of a heart stimulant in an attempt to counteract the dope. Zoo Director Julian Frazier said he had no idea of the cause of the leopard’s death, but Street was ex plicit: “He ate too much of that drugged meat. Just a glutton, I guess.” Street and Park Supt. R. R. Murphy suggested that the ani mal be stuffed, mounted and dis played in the lobby of the Oklaho ma capitol building where a wild life exhibit is maintained. ft Band Sets Concert For Thursday Night The University of Oregon Band under the direction of John H. Stehn will present a concert at 8 p. m. Thursday in the Music School Auditorium. Soloists for the evening will be Shirley Gay Williams, clarinet; Glen Garrett, French horn; and Philip Green, baritone. Mr. Garrett will present Beeth oven’s “Egmont Overture,” and Mozart's “Concert No. 2 in E flat.” Miss Williams’ program includes “Waltzes from Der Rosenkavalier” by Strauss, and “Recitative and Polacca” by Weber. Bizet’s “Toreador Song” from “Carmen” will be presented by Mr. Green. On the program for the complete band will be Pucini's "Exerpts from La Boheme,” George McKays “Burlesque March,” Kabalevski’s “Comedians Galop,” and “Finale from Symphony No. 4” by Tschai kowski. Vandals Soap Windows, Tear Down Posts Windows of several east 11th Ave. business establishments were soaped and parking meter posts torn down in the area Monday night after the Eugene City Council meeting. The vandalism came after the council had refused a student-signed petition asking for a reversal of the policy regarding 11th Ave. parking meters. Fred Haley, who is in charge of meter maintenance said that some 20 meter posts were knocked down on both Alder St. and Kincaid St. between 11th and 13th Ave. Prexy's Radio Lost; Reward Offered Missing—one portable radio from ASUO President Art John son’s office. Loss of the radio, which had been sitting on Johnson’s desk in his Emerald Hall office, was discovered Sunday night. Johnson is offering a reward for the return of the portable. The Emerald has one parting word of advice for the bereaved bigwig—try the classifieds. Frosh Groups Set Party Today Members of all YWCA freshman, commissions will gather for a joint meeting today at 4 p. m. in YWCA, Gerlinger Hall. Commissions will discuss last term's accomplishments and eval uate their program, Marguerite Johns, second vice-president, said Tuesday. Entertainment will include a play by the YWCA drama com mission, a ballet by Jane Bowen, and refreshments. Anyone interested may attend the meeting, Miss Johns added. Chiang Resumes Top China Spot TAIPEI, Formosa—(UP)—Gen eralissimo Chiang Kai-Shek re sumed the presidency of the hard pressed Chinese Nationalist gov ernment Tuesday, declaring that “at this critical moment I cannot shirk my responsibility.” “I have decided to resume the presidency as from Mar. 1 of the present year,” Chiang declared. Chiang ended 13 months of re tirement to return to the active leadership of the Nationalist re gime in a simple ceremony Tues day morning. Wearing the uniform of a five star general with a lone decora tion—the white 12-pointed star of the Republic of China—on his breast, Chiang charged the Chinese Communists have placed China under Soviet servitude. Delegates to Attend City Officials Meet Three representatives from the Bureau of Municipal Research on the campus will attend the second regional meeting for city officials in Albany tonight. Those going will be Herman Kelirli, director of the bureau; A. M. 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