VVS Schedules lunion Derby Reviving an old tradition, AWS las scheduled Saturday night for he once-annual Bunion Derby, rom 8 to 11 p. m. Men’s living organizations will ittend' women’s houses, staying ipproximately fifteen minutes at =ach group. Men will start out on a schedule to be published later this week. General chairman is Flo Hansen. Shirley Hillard is in charge of col lections ; Donna Buse, flying speech es; and Ann Gillenwaters, publicity. The Derby replaces the AWS Nickel Hop, formerly held during spring term on AWS weekend. It takes a girl to find out that a gay blade often is very dull. Carson Maze Requires Wily Femmes By Kay Johnson Living in the new girl's dorm is no cinch. The girl who finds her bearings in relation to that pile of lumber she turns left by may soon find herseli floundering in a pool of concrete. For as soon as you have oriented yourself by heaps of lumber and ce ment, the entire arrangement has been redistributed with wicked in tent. It’s rumored that some girls were standing on the front porch talking during the early days of Carson and by the time they finished, concrete bad been poured, bricks laid, and the steps ready for them to descend in true lady-like fashion. It was not determined whether the girls were extremely talkative or the work men fast. However, talking is not without difficulty. Many a conversation has been drowned and doubtless many reputations spared by the well timed rat-a-tat-tat of a jack ham mer. Boyfriends present a unique problem. When an old flame drops in you can hardly say “Darling, pull up a slab of concrete in front of this pool of asphalt and make yourself at home.” No matter how much he thinks of the girl, he won't relish the idea of ruining his just back-from-the-cleaners suit by re laxing on cold concrete or floor freshly frosted " with that black sticky substance known as “plasti coat.” Entering the building is a major decision. Many girls have been known to stand wringing their hands in indecision for hours. Best way is to steel yourself for the or deal and with eyes straight ahead pick your way through the obstacle course toward the stairway. Wan dering from the beaten path is at your own risk. March purposefully upstairs, never casting a backward glance and go immediately to your room. When the door is bolted against marauding workmen you can be alone, at last, in your color-har monized room with natural wood paneled doors and flourescent light above the built-in waslistand. There in the sanctity of your own room you can have your nervous breakdown, accompanied by cement mixers and diesel engines. YM Sets Outing For Saturday Timber Carnival, billed as an afternoon of food and fun for freshmen men is planned by the YMCA for this Saturday, Oct. 1. Moose Park at Fern Ridge lalto will be the scene of the first “Y” outing of the year. Transportation will be furnished from the YMCA bungalow, on Kin caid between 12th and 13th, at 1:30 p.m. Saturday, according 1o Bill Wise, publicity assistant. The outing will end about 9:30. The Rev. Wesley G. Nicholson, minister of the Congregational church, will speak to the group in the evening, following a picnic supper and an afternoon of recrea tion. The event will be free. Yes, at tobacco auctions Lucky Strike pays millions of dollars more than official parity prices for fine tobacco! There’s no finer cigarette in the world today than Lucky Strike! To bring you this finer cigarette, the makers of Lucky Strike go after fine, light, naturally mild tobacco —and pay millions of dollars more than official parity prices to get it! So buy a carton of Luckies today. See for yourself how much finer and smoother Luckies really are—how much more real deep-down smoking enjoyment they give you. Yes, smoke a Lucky! It’s a finer, milder, more enjoyable cigarette! J I DAN CURRIN, independent warehouse opera tor of Oxford, N. C., has smoked Luckies for 20years. Hesays: “To me, Luckies tastehetter. I’ve seen the makers of Luckies buy line, i prime tobacco, you know!” Here’s more evidence that Luckies are a finer cigarette! COPR., THE AMERICAN TOBACCO COMPANY —lackf Strike Mean* fine Tbkacca So round, so firm, so fully packed — so free and easy on the draw