Writer Tells Trials, Tribulations Of Life of Co-op Worker By mrea young Signs of the times The phone rang anxiously. The clerk in the co-op office lifted the receiver and patiently answered. A replying voice eagerly inquired if the approaching all-campus dance is formal, and are corsages in or der? A polite “I don’t have that information” was returned by the clerk, as she chalked up another “typical” question that has been asked of the University co-op em ployees by the near-sighted stu dent body. When Life magazine inflated its price to twenty cents recently, a large sign telling of this price in crease was placed by the cash re gister. However, there were few students who wouldn’t quickly pick up a Life, read the sign, and then inquire of the cashier, “Is Life twenty cents now? The stationery department time and again must remind students that stationery departments do not sell postage stamps. Nor do they have the often inquired for dance and football tickets, or Piggers’ Guides. Just mostly stationery. The co-op cashier will put up a ten dollar check limit sign when funds are running low. However, the sign never saves her the trou ble of saying “No” to the holder of the eleven dollar check. And the plain “No Checks” sign which appears as a clue to the fact that the cashier has run out of money, still leaves the great many of us from Missouri to ask, “Arc'nt you cashing any checks?” And there is the one cautious coed who made out her checks to “payable” in compliance to the sign which states “Please make | CLASSIFIED FOR SALE — Spinette piano for balance due. Write Credit Dept. Wills Music Store, Salem, Oregon 142 LOST—Clear rimmed glasses with out case Tuesday. Vicinity cam pus. Clay Myers 6620. 127 LOST — Ronson Adonis cigarette lighter Friday at the “Side.” Re turn to Gordon Ihmle, 715 E 16th Ave, 4170. Reward. 124 FOR RENT — Nice room for one woman. Across from Journalism "Shack.” Inquire 1205 Universi ty. 126 FOR SALE.1936 Chev. coupe, very good condition. New paint, new motor 1947. Recently overhauled. 5 good tires. Call or stop at Har old Woods Texico Station, Broad awy or Pearl. 126 FOUND—Parker ‘51’. Darrell Lar son. Ext. 322. 124 Shop! University Grocery 7lX) 11th E I uneuiva yajauic tu ****» j co-op.” Bad checks, and there are al ways a few bouncing around the cashier’s window, are consistently claimed to be the "scheming” bank’s error. Although, the bank will very readily answer to its checking errors, only one in a hun drer has to. The clerks report that invariably the letter-writer will plunk down a quarter and ask tor seven tnree cent stamps. And when the cashier’s window is closed, blocked off by a huge cardboard sign which reads “Win dow Closed” and only leaves the cashier’s eyebrows in view, the I student will rise to tiptoe and ear nestly inquire “Are you still cash ing checks?” The familiar counter next to the | co-op’s front entrance was inten I ded to deal primarily in school sup plies. However, the clerks are still trying to find the “Information” sign which they feel must be in their presence. Across the en tranceway from this counter, the Seize Canal Locks I A Russian tommy gunner (foreground) inspects curiously a detach ment of British military police (background) posted to guard the locks of Charlottenburg canal in the British sector of Berlin in a move to keep barge traffic from being impeded by Russians. Rus sians had ordered lock-keeper to bar craft not having Soviet approval. British use canals to distribute airlift supplies. No clashes resided from seizure. (AP Wirephoto) Green Stamp Station FREE week 55 gallons Each week a number is picked from a car passing by or from one in the station. If the winner does not stop in, the amount is increased 5 gallons each week. (Ab solutely no obligations.) This Weeks Lucky Number 344—970 ® 9 "S & H" Green Stamps Plus extra premiums with this ad Roy Copping YOUR CHAMPION DEALER 11 th and Oak Phone 4812 tery was placed under a large sign which pointed out the relationship of this receptacle to the student, 'the OSC game tickets, and the large sign. * But there remained the unin formed few who inquired of the school supply clerks, “Where is the receptacle for the OSC ticket lottery?” And when the list was put up adjoining their counter, still many found it easier to ask, “Where?” Then they tried to buy their tic kets with their school supplies. And, finally, there were those that asked the bewildered clerks, “What do we wear to the game?” But, the oldtimers will find the last laugh on them. There has been a large sign posted in the co-op warning veterans of the late dead line to get supplies on the GI Bill. However, the vets are still coming in, looking at the warning sign, and then seriously questioning the clerk, “Does that mean me ?” Williams ■ Back From Colorado Dick Williams, Oregon’s studcn from the three-day twenty-sixth annual convention of the Associa tion of College Unions at Colorado; Springs, Colorado. Over 90 schools and colleges' were represented by 270 delegates. Williams was on a committee which made recommendations con-’ cerning dance band inequity of fees and breaking of contracts. The next meeting will be held in Boston although an invitation was1 extended by the western schools to have the meeting on the west coast. Poverty is the common fate of scholars. 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