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'Eureka/ Says
Irate IBM Clerk
In Retaliation
SOMEWHERE IN COM
MERCE, April 29 (Special)—
A spokesman for the BA soft
ball team crawled out from un
der a huge pile of adding ma
chine tape and statistical tables
Friday and exclaimed “Eure
ka!” '
He explained that according to
statistical analysis the business
school will whip the law school on
the field of honor today by a score
of 34-1.
“The sole law school run,” he
said, “will be due to a rather
shady legal maneuver — a mere
technicality.
“We allow three runs for each
man on our team, plus two more
for each outfielder, and an addition
al one for the pitcher. We have nev
er lost a game to the law school
and I don’t think we ever will.”
The spokesman remains uniden
tified for security reasons. It is ru
mored he once said hello to a per
son wearing a painter’s cap.
Game Time—3 p.m.
LINEUPS
Law School
Carlos .
Cramer .
Krause .
Gronzo .
Allen .
Starkweather
Hill .
H. Hess.CF
C. Hess .RF..
:1B
-2R
3B
SS..
.LF..
Business
. Lindstedt
. Baccelleri
... Minihan
.... Sanders
. Urban
... Hollands
... Williams
. Castles
.. Robinson
Reserves: Business—Ed Chrobot,
Bob Anderson, George Bell. Don
MeCune, Lee Heater, Mark Greene,
Mo Thomas, Charles Ma, M. Brown.
Law—Ralph Johnson, Keith Rod
man, Cliff Oulette, Stan Jones.
Husky Golfers
Annex Match
TACOMA, April 29—(AP)—Led
by Joe Greene, who shot an even
par 71, University of Washington
golfers scored a 14 y2 to 3!-> victory
over the College of Puget Sound at
Fircrest golf club Friday.
The links engagement was some
what closer than the score might
indicate with four of the matches
being decided on the 18th hole.
Iduck tracks
By Tom King
1 Emerald Sports Editor
Just what lucky lad will take it upon himself to do the quar
terbacking- next fall for the Ducks is a puzzler still open for air
ing .. . But at the present Ji mCalderwood, up from the frosh, is
-~t#p man, and chances are he’ll be the same when school opens
again next fall . . . The 170-ib., 6 ft., 1 in. ace is a pretty good
passer and has fine footwork for
a ball-handler . . . Lari btelle is
running a close second , . . He’s
figured for heavy defensive du
ty . . . Little Joe Tom has dis
played marked improvement in
recent workouts, but it seems
that his stature, or lack of it, is
going to hamper him somewhat.
Another yearling product,
Jerry Leslie, will do the extra
point booting ... At the mo
ment he rates the nod over Chet
Daniels, who, it will be recalled, HHHHEv mtm
beat St. Mary’s with that last- ART McLARNEY .
second upright-splitter, and then later on boomed through a field
goal against Oregon State.
Don’t let anyone tell you that this Oregon football squad isn’t
a cosmopolitan outfit... Of the 95 boys out. 51 come from within
the state, but things take on a much more pronounced alien flavor
after that . . . An even two dozen are refugees from California,
while seven more originally hail from Washington . . . Honolulu
has three contributions, Ohio two, and Colorado, Nebraska. Mon
tana, West Virginia, Indiana, New York, Idaho and Alabama
one apiece.
Up at Washington, Art McLarney is advertising Bob Tate as
the defensive equal of any second baseman in the PCL.
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'We've Never
Lost a Verdict/
Claims Hollis
SOMEWHERE IN FENT
ON, April 29—(Special)—Bob
Hollis, captain of the law school
softball team, scratched his
head, replaced his Fuller's paint
cap. and came up with the. pre
diction that his team would
down the hapless business school
crowd by a score of 33-0.
“We have won from the business
school by a score of 33-0 for the last
19 years,” he said, “and we will
keep on winning for the next 19.”
Hollis’s prediction rests on the
following statute:
H.C.L.A. Rev. Stat. Ch. 6, Sec.
445—(Amend. 1937)—It shall be
unlawful for that group of stu
dents termed “Business Adminis
tration Students” residing in the
County of Fenton in this State of
Hollis to engage in any softball
game with the Students bf the
School of Law of the-University
of this state unless such Business
Administration students lose such
ball game by a score of not less
than thirty-three (33) to noth
ing (0).
Tennis Teams
Face Beavers
i
Both the Oregon varsity and
Frosh tennis squads will see action
today when they tangle with the
invading Oregon State Beavers in
matches scheduled to begin at 10
A. M. on the Emerald street courts.
The Beavers will field an all
letterman aggregation, including
such experienced men as Hugh
Findlay, Jack Carr'otliers, Wes
Brigham, Ivan Hatfield, and Bill
Huested. Last year they tipped
the Ducks twice by the same 7-0
count, and will be favored to win
again.
Webfoot Player-Coach Saal Les
ser was still undecided on his sin
gles as well as his doubles line-ups,
with Bob Carey, Dave Van Zandt,
Lesser, Bud Carpenter, Bob Men
sor, and Bill Williams all in the
running for berths.
In Northern Division play thus
far, both OSC and Oregon were
drubbed by the Washington Husk
ies by identical 7-0 scores.
The Frosh will also be underdogs
in their match with the Hooks, who
are undefeated this season. The
Ducklings lost their only start last
week to Corvallis. Slated to per
form for the Frosh are Joe Vielbig,
John Kerns, Gerald Berreman, and
Martin Meadows. Vielberg and
Kerns will team up for one doubles
combination.
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Webfoot Golfers
Trounce Cougars
Continuing their unbeaten ways,
the University of Oregon varsity
golf team Friday swamped Wash
ington State college at the Eugene
country club by a score of 18 y2 to
8V2.
In gaining their third consecu
tive conference victory, and their
fourth of the current season, the
Webfoot linksmen posted a 6((> to
2*2 lead after the morning rounds
of best ball play.
Medalist honors were divided
three ways, with Duck Captain
Dom Provost, Oregon number
three man Red Omlid and Olson,
number five on the Oregon Cou
gar lineup, all shooting 7’s. Re
sults:
Best ball: Provost and Donahue,
Oregon, (70) 2 def. Mathews and
Calkitt, WSC, (73) 1.
Eckstrom and Omlid, Oregon,
(69) 3 def. Beeber and Olson, WSC,
(73) 0.
Prince and Zolezzi, Oregon, (70)
IV2 tied Lyons and Bejamin, WSC,
(70) IV2.
Individual: Provost (73) 2 def.
Matthews (74) 1; Eckstrom (75)
3 def. Beeber (78) 0; Omlid (73)
2\'s def. Lyons (81) V2; Prince
(75) 2 def. Benjamin (76) 1; Ol
son (73) 3 def. Zolezzi (81) 0;
Donahue (75) 2 Vs def. Calkitt (78)
y2.
Previous Webfoot conference
wins this season were over Idaho,
22 y2 to 4 y2; and Oregon State, 15
to 12. The Milligan-guided links
men also whitewashed Victoria
college in a tune-up match April
16.
Coach Sydney Milligan re*
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