Ducks Clout
Nasty Old
Husbandmen
By WILD BILL STRATTON
BELL BOG, Corn Valley, Oregon
(SDX)-—Everybody said it would be
a cold day in hell when Oregon beat
the Aggies in football, but all the
bookies on the coast paid off today
when the last Beaver was dragged
from Bell Bog's ooze with the score
20 t6 0 for the galloping Ducks.
Hostilities did not cease at the
referee's final whistle. Fully two
minutes before the game ended,
hordes of Duck rooters began mov
ing toward the Oregon State goal
posts to bring home a souvenir of
the first Duck victory in four long
years. The unofficial battle waged
until darkness and rooters from
both schools went home minus
teeth, rooters’ lids, jackets, and
pants.
Loses Pants
Jack Boone claims the honor of
being the first Oregon rooter to
reach the Aggie uprights, and the
fi(at to lose bis trousers. The angry
Beavers tore off his jacket and
ripped off his pants when the stub
born Boone refused to come down
from the cross bar.
Gerald Oliver’s gridders swept the
losers off their feet in the first five
minutes of f>lay by scoring the first
time they got their hands on the
ball. The amazing Webfoots started
their offensive spurt on the OSC 31
and after four plays, Len Isberg
dived two yards over the center of
the Beaver line for the first Ore
gon score. The offensive was set up
by the great Isberg when he re
turned a punt 33 yards in the sticky
mud to the 31. King mud downed
him.
The lowly Beavers gathered
enough strength to threaten in the
second score, but the punch was
stopped for downs on the nine. Ore- j
gou punted out, and on the next play
the hapless Aggies fumbled and the
Ducks started a 67-yard scoring
march. Isberg skirted the ends for
33 yards to the Oregon Stale 22 on
the first play, and a series of line
punches found the ball on the OSC
1 yard stripe. Isberg hit the line for j
his second tally of the day. Roy i
Dyer converted to give Oregon a 13-1
point lead. Several thousand Ore-;
gou State rooters immediately went
home to do the chores.
The Ducks started to roll again
later in the last period, but the Bea
vers were lucky. Bob Dethman was
tiit squarely in the chest by one of
Tommy Roblin’s passes and he
coipldn't help from intercepting it
to’stop the Duck attack.
(This game was played in (’nr-,
vallis November 80, 1940.—Editor.)
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FINAL STANDINGS
ND Baseball
WSC.11 5 .687
Oregon 9 7 .563
Washington 9 7 .563
OSC. 6 10 .375
Idaho 5 11 .313
Yesterday’s Results
WSC 13, Idaho 1.
Athletes Relax
All swimmers were choked with
delight Sunday at the Order of
the O picnic, a source close to the
Order of the O revealed earl y
. ^ Monday.
Harangue on Agenda
Airs. Golds Wickham, Dean of
Women, is in Rainier today, where
she will address the graduating
class of Rainier high school. Ttie
topic she has chosen in speaking
to the 60 high school seniors is
"Destination • Tomorrow." Siie
may be right.
Susy Cops Jax Prix
By JON SNILLIB
In a hotly-contested battle
with Hendricks hall in the finals
of the Sigma Delta Chi Grand
Prix Inter-Dormitory Girls’
jacks tournament Monday af
ternoon, Susan Campbell hall,
represented by Gloria Smith and
Suzanne Wiles, swept away their
competition for first-place hon
ors.
Until the fifth, left-handsies,
game of the series, the small hall
was in a bad hole with ambidex
trous Joan Lochead, of Hen
dricks, breaking several meet
records > in the cherries-in-the
basket and slow-Chicago sec
tions. In the left-handsies sec
tion, however, left-handed Susy
Wiles beat out glamorous Jane
Rayl, of Hendricks, hands down.
From the half-way point on,
the game was all Susy-Q, espe
cially after a bad break at the
beginning of the eighth game,
falling - stars - fast - Chicago.
Joan Lochead, generally consid
ered one of the better jacks play
ers on the campus, missed her
pinky.
THE BALL BOUNCES NEARLY COLLAR HIGH ... as the Pioneer Mother SITS and umpires the Jacks
Tournament finals between Hendricks hall and Susan Campbell. Grabbing for a handful of jacks is
Susy Q’s Gloria Smith, while (from left to right) Jane Rayl and Joan Loehead, Hendricks, and Suzanne
Wiles, Susan Campbell, look on. The girls are Independents, but the bagful of jacks is Greek, belonging
to Joan Sears, Gamma Phi. (Special SDX photo by a man named Jones.) • *
Jax Box
Box score:
1. First-game, Hendricks hall,
2.44.3.
2. Cherries - in - the - basket,
Hendricks, 2:53.5.
3. Slow - Chicago, Hendricks,
2:28.1.
4. Forwards- and- Backwards,
Hendricks, 1:10.7.
5. Left-handsies I, Susan Camp
bell hall, 2:37.8.
6. Fast-Chicago, Susan Camp
bell, 2:20.4.
7. Falling-stars, Susan Camp
bell, 2:31.2.
8. Falling - stars - fast - Chi
cago, Susan Campbell, 3:01.9.
9. Double - cherries - in - the -
basket, Susan Campbell, 2:58.3.
10. Left-handsies II, Susan
Campbell, 2:29.2.
'Dr. Uvingshton . . .
I Preshume!'
SOMEWHERE IN THE EAST,
May 26 (SDX) Meriwether Lewis
and William Clark left here today
to search for a lost Irishman
named O'Regon. Provisions for the
trip included two kegs of whiskey,
four kegs of gin, and a full sack
of jewea.
There are a lot of books in the
University library.
All black Parker pens look just
alike.
Washington Cops
iND Tennis Title
The University of Washington
completely dominated the ND ten
; His matches here Saturday, as
i they walked away with both the
singles and doubles titles. The
Huskies, with^Jim Brink pacing
his squad, amassed eighteen
points, Montana collected five,
| OSC and Oregon three, WSC two,
and Idaho one.
Summary:
| Singles—Semifinals: Brink (W)
defeated Lowe iW), 6-4, 6-0; Bos
| tick (W), defeated Garrett (Ml,
16-4 ,6-0.
Finals Brink IW) defeated
Bostick (W), 6-1, 6-4.
Doubles—Semifinals; Brink and
i Lowe (W) defeated Garrett and
! Cummings (Ml, 6-1, 6-2; Burrows
and Bostick (W) defeated Zieger
‘ and Anderson (O), 6-1. 6-3.
Finals—Brink and Lowe (W),
defeated Burrows and Bostick
(W), 4-6, 6-2, 6-0.
We Win Two
Oregon won two things over the
weekend. They heat Oregon State
in baseball, or maybe it was bas
ketball. They also won the North
ern Division golf title. The weight
of pressing news precludes o u r
; printing further details in this
issue. If you’re really interested,
read about it tomororw.
“Anthony Adverse” was written
by a man. “Gone With the Wind”
was written by a woman. This
proves nothing.
This Tells Aboot.
Futeballj I Think
Better Read It
Most stories about intrasquad
futeball games reveal the score. If
you want to know the score of last
Friday’s practice game look at the
end of the story, there isn't any -
room for its up here.
Some guys called the Whites and
some others called the Greens tried
for 60 minutes to beat the stuffing
out of each other in front of 50-odd
high school coaches at Hayward
field.
The Kids Are Good
Norm Van Brocklin was pretty
smart about the whole thing. Al
most every time he got the ball he
threw it away as fast as he could.
Three times there happened to be
one of his teammates in the way and
as they didn’t want to get hit they
caught the fool thing. The fact that
they were loafing around the goal
posts each time gave the Whites
some points.
Head Coach Jim Aiken approved
of Van Brocklin’s tactics. He even
gave a satisfied grunt when V. B.
did the same thing, for what is
called “A point aftfer touchdown.”
Somebody named Garza caught
that one. He does that sort of thing
fairly regularly. .
Bells Are Ringing jp.
Other point-making athletes were
George Bell and G. Bell, who can
also catch passes, and Bob Oas, who
has been noticed running kind of
hard and fast down the field on sev
eral occasions.
A Koch, named Bob, also ran
with the ball a few times and so
did some other guys whose names 1
was too lazy to get.
Anyway, the coach complimented
the entire squad-4aiid that should
be good enough fof ’em.
The score ? 28 to 0 ip favor of the
Whites, I think, but you better
check with Golda P. Wickham, Dr.
Marian Miller, or Ermine Toy, if
you really want to know.
The site of Oregon State college
was at one time a cow pasture. This
year it was plowed up and planted
to corn.
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