' DUCK TRACKS By JOHNNY KAHANANUI Often when l am faced with a problem, 1 go in search of Alexander Kroveny. I sually he is able to suggest some kind of solution. V on see, Kroveny is a very erudite character. At the age of two he picked up a copy of Aristotle’s "Ethics." opened it to page xxvi. and made a face. Before he was three he understood the instruction booklets covering his mother’s washing machine so that he could disassemble and assemble the contraption. One day he managed to get his heacFcaught in the wringer. In fact, Kroveny is that rare four-in-one package — scholar, athlete, activity man, and social tornado. Tuesday 1 had a problem. So 1 hunted for Krovenv. 1 -'found him sitting in a local pub. trying to pry Open a botue of beer with his 1 ’hi Beta Kappa key. He succeeded remarkable well in scratching the key and bending it all out of shape. But he failed miserably at opening the bottle. Kroveny Bites Bottle Finally in disgust he bit the bottle off at the neck. Kroveny had very strong teeth. "Hello Kroveny," I greeted him. "LTgmph," he choked, beer leaking from his nostrils. “Kroveny, I have a problem." I said. “What, again?” Kroveny exploded. He fiddled with his beat-up Phi Beta Kappa key and casually tossed it out the window. He took a deep draught, swished the liquid around in his mouth, looked for a spi toon. Unable to find one, he twitched his shoulders and swallowed. Kroveny ... “Well?" he interrupted. Kroveny was a master of the Soc ratic method. "I have to write Duck Tracks," 1 moaned. "How utterly horrible." Kroveny thought aloud. And he ordered another beer. “Duck Tracks/" .1 reminded.him. Football Clinic •^fc'What about the football coaching clinic?" Kroveny asked. I succeeded in looking blank. "Well. Jim Aiken is conducting one Thursday and Friday." Kroveny had answered his own question. According to Kro venv offensive play, line and backfield. will be described and demonstrated Thursday afternoon, with Dick Miller G-2ing antics of the line, Frank Zazula maneuvers in the backfield. Thursday evening at 6:30 coaches here for the clinic will sup. buffet style, at the Eugene hotel. Friday morning defensive play will be examined. That afternoon the Webfoots will stage their third and final intrasquad game of spring training. Kroveny disclosed that 250 invitations had been sent out. Kroveny turned out for football this spring. On the first dav Aiken rasped, "To win football games you gotta be rough and tough up front, quick and nifty in back." Which was OK with Kroveny. But some of the lads took Aiken much too ser iously, Kroveny thought. At any rate, someone sprained Kro venv’s neck (he thinks it was Brad Ecklund). So he quit. About Golf “What about golf?" Kroveny inquired, before yelling for a refill. “Uh ?’’ “The team’s leaving tomorrow' for Moscow', Idaho . . . Northern Division tournament, you know." ^ Kroveny thought that Lou Stafford was the only “sure bet” to make the trip. The others—Glenn Spivey, Dom Provost, Jim Dunahoo, Rod Taylor, and Bob Sederstrom _are battling like mad for the remaining three berths. The four-man team that hikes to Moscow probably will jour ney to Ann Arbor, Michigan, for the nationals June 23-28. Kroveny claims he got all of this straight from Anse Cor nell’s desk. “What about George Kikes?” I asked. “I don't know," Kroveny answered. “I hear after three lean Vears he finally got a bid to Mortar Board. Now he doesn't know what to do. _ ^ "Well thanks," 1 told Kroveny. “Gotta rush this into print. "1 gotta go mvselt.” Kroveny answered. "1 have a contract to paint the lawn in front of the Alpha Gam house." Kroveny wobbled out of the pub, lugging a pail of water and a huge Fuller brush. Life Photo Exhibition Scheduled for Library “The Medieval World,” a photo graphic exhibition prepared by the editors of Life magazine, will be shown at the Library beginning May 23 until June 23. This exhibition is made up of pho tographs which were published in j the April 7th and current issues of j Life, and also includes many pic- j tures that had to be omitted for lack of space. Twenty-four panels will be exhib- j ited, showing photographs of the! church, the town, and the castle in the day-to-day life of the medieval: man. I Delts Edge Campbell Club In Quarter-Final Softball Play By ELYVIN PAXSON A timely triple by Bob Kehrli, plus some superb relief hurling by Ed Sanford, enabled the Delta Tau Delta softball team to advance into semi-final action yesterday and edge out a scrappy Campbell club learn, 6-5. The winning tally came in the bottom half of the sixth inning after Zeb Smith coaxed a walk from the club twirler. Kehrli stepped to the plate, fouled off the first two pitch es, and then sent a screaming drive squarely between the center and right fielders that allowed Smith to score standing up. Another highlight of the hard fought encounter was Ed Sanford’s flinging, as he whiffed ten Campbell batters in the four innings he was on the mound. He allowed only two hits, both pop flies behind second base. Campbell club jumped into a one run lead in the second stanza, blit the Delts countered in their half of the same frame, pushing across a pair of markers on safeties by Kehr li and Paul Pierson. The lead again changed hands in the third. The Clubbers piled up three runs, as Lee Krause homered with a man aboard and the Delt left-fielder misjudged a line drive fbr a four-base error. In the fourth, Sanford stepped onto the rubber, and from then on the club crew could only squeeze across a single tally on a free ticket to first, two passed balls, and a fly to center field. Meanwhile, the Delts closed the scoring gap, picking up a lone counter in the fourth, and twto in the next frame, aided by bingles Tops in Majors Player Club AB H Pet. Walker, Phillies . 90 36 .400 McQuinn, Yankees.... 82 30 .366 Mnllin, Tigers . 94 34 .362 Mize, Giants . 92 33 .359 Lamanno, Reds . 66 23 .348 Dillinger, Browns .. .1.19 41 .345 Runs batted in (National): Tor geson, Braves, 30; Marshall. Giants, 24; Elliott, Braves, 22; (American League): Williams, Red Sox, 25; Kennedy, White Sox. 21; Doerr, Red Sox, 21. Home runs—(National League): Mize, Giants, 12; Torgeson, Braves. 8; Miller, Reds, 8; (American League): Williams, Red Sox, 10; Keller, Yankees, 8; Gordon, In dians, 7. Doctors to Speak At Meeting Tonight Dr. Fred N. Miller, director of the health service, and Dr. Marian Hayes Miller, assistant University physician, will speak on “The Phy sical Problems of Marriage’’ to night in the ninth meeting of the “Youth and Marriage’’ series. The first speech will begin at 7:15 p.m. in room 3 of Fenton hall. The series is under the joint spon sorship of the E. C. Brown Trust and the General Extension divi sion. Weather Forecast OREGON — Mostly clear Wed nesday and Thursday except morning fog or low cloudiness on Coast Wednesday. Cooler in north portions Wednesday and south portions Thursday, except for lit tle change on immediate coast. Sports Staff This Issue: Wally Hunter Don Fair Johnny Kahananui Elwin Paxson A1 Pietschman Jim Wallace Copy Desk Donna Kletzing Jim Wallace Barbara Heywood Cliff Johnson Chuck de Ganahl Night Staff: Ron Waring, night editor Donna Kletzing Jim Wallace Chuck deGanahl off the bats of Don Clinch and Chuck Larsen. Then in the sixth they put the game on ice after Kehr li powdered the ball for three bases with Smith on first. The Delt team goes into semi final round action today at 4 p.m. against the Alpha Tau Omega sluggers. In other semi-final play Theta Chi and l*hi Kappa Psi clash. FOR A REFRESHING PAUSE DURING THE DAY VISIT THE “Doc” Ireland, Prop. Cor. 13th and Alder NOW OPEN WREN OF EUGENE DISTINCTIVE PORTRAITS \ DAD'S DAY WILL BE HERE SOON 29 11th St. W. Telephone Suite 18 6077-W -