Oregon daily emerald. (Eugene, Or.) 1920-2012, April 19, 1947, Page 6, Image 6

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    ABNER COWPENS
This ferocious character, a loyal Webfoot booster, has volunteered his
services to the Oregon Federation. He wants to go to Corvallis to entice
Beavers—to tell them that being a Duck is ever so much more fun.
Problem Subtracted by Cowpens
Equals Glickman Plus Content
Harry Glickman has had it. For weeks the president of
the Oregon Federation has been tearing his hair. He had a
problem. He no longer has one. lie hasn t much hair left,
either, but he need tear no longer.
Abner C. Cowpens, loyal Oregon booster, has come. He
has volunteered his services to the Federation as representative
of that organization in the cow country up north a ways.
Cowpens' purposeful letter to Harry the Click follows:
Dear Mr. Glickman:
Read in the want-ad section of
the Eugene Register-Guard for
today that you are seeking some
one to represent your organization
iu Benton county. I would like to
bo considered for the position.
Your advertisement specified
that you wanted an administrator,
public relations expert, fighter,
and intellectual, all in one. I be
lieve 1 am your man. in support
of this belief I am listing my qual
ifications.
CAMPUS
CALENDAR
Amphibian pageant practice this
morning from 8-10 and 11-12 a.m.
Everyone be there.
Pictures of the Junior Weekend
queen, princesses, and committee
heads for the Lemon punch on the
library steps at 3 p.m. Monday.
Junior Weekend float parade
committee meeting at 4 p.m. Wed
nesday at the Kappa Kappa Gam
a house. Not for individual house
representatives.
All heads of living organizations
are asked to be at Ger'linger from
3-5 p.m. to assist with the tea for
senior girls.
House managers meeting Tues
day at the Sigma Chi house at 0:45
p.m.
State Methodist Student confer
ence today and Sunday at Wesley
xhouse.
Hike at 4 p.m. from Westminster
house Saturday.
Breakfast and discussion Sunday
at 9:30 a.m. at Westminster house.
Tea at 0 p.m. Sunday at West
minster house.
Forum at 6:30 p.m. Sunday at
Westminster house.
University group of First Chris
tian church will meet at C p.m.
Sunday in the YM.CA lounge.
As a member of the armed
forces I gained quite a reputation
as a fighter. The list of battles
in which I took part is both long,
and, I believe you will agree, im
posing. Included were the Battle
of the Long Beach Pike, the Battle
of the Brown Palace Hotel, the
Battle of the San Francisco Pepsi
Cola Center, and the Battle of
Wounded Elbow. For these I was
awarded the Order of Stalin and
was pledged to Junior Seabees.
After having gained this reputa
tion as a fighter, I was kicked up
stairs to an administrative post of
considerable importance. I ad
ministered the construction of
every latrine from Kwajalien to
Cairo.
Both in and out of the service I
1 acquired experience in public re
lations. At the time I was admin
istrator in charge of latrine con
struction, I was public relations
man for Kilroy. Before entering
the service, I suceeded in convinc
ing farmers they should plaster
Bull Durham advertising on the
roofs and walls of their barns.
I’m not so certain I can qualify
.as an intellectual. But you can
take it for what it's worth, I have
, a lifetime subscription to Greater
| Wow comics.
Your advertisement makes men
tion of the danger involved >n this
position, since Corvallis is located
in Benton county. To reassure
you, I am enclosing a picture of
me indicating the uniform I pro
pose to wear on the job.
Thank you,
Abner G. Cowpens
Richard Harrison, creator of “de
Lawd" role in “THe Green Pas
tures,” was regarded by the cast as
i just short of actual deity. He was
called “Two Dollar" Harrison be
cause he was good for a loan to that
amount.
Three Womens Organizations
Name Heads for Coming Year
Three women's physical education clubs and honoraries
chose new officers for the 1947-48 term. Leaders elected began
their duties this spring and will continue in office until next
spring.
Taking the gavel from Shirley Cox. Beverly Howard as
sumed Bie presidency of Orchesis. national dance honorary.
Assisting her is Vice-President Beverly Bennett, W’AA repre
sentative; and Secretary Jo Anne Adler.
Orchesis this term sponsored the modern dance concert by
the Mills college group and will
give a conoert of its own before
the end of the term.
Fresh air enthusiasts elected
Pat Mounts to head their organi-.
zation. Outing club activities for
the term already have been or
pine was taken at the beginning
of the term. Biggest plan of the
club is the weekend outing at the
coast over Memorial day. Activi
ties of this group are open to any
one interested. Those attending
outings receive points which count
towards WAA membership.
Completing the outing club cab
inet are Hazel Peterson, vice-pres
ident; Genevieve Siskey, secretary
historian; Jean Neely, treasurer;
and Janice Neely, publicity agent.
Physical education majors chose
Beverly Bennett president. She
takes over the place held prev
iously by Wanda Lou Payne. Help
ing her will be Frances DeVoss,
vice-president; Janice Jordan, sec
retary; Shirley Baker, treasurer;
Lee Lauderdale, senior represen
tative; Pat Mounts, junior repre
sentative; Merridith Nichols, soph
omore representative.
The P.E. club is organized to
i provide entertainment within the
! department and to promote friend
ships and activities among both
the faculty and students.
Innoculations Set
For Field Workers
! Arrangements have been com
pleted for students whho are going
to eastern Oregon for field work ir
anthropology this summer to get in
noculations at the infirmary.
Injections for the prevention oi
tick fever, tetanus, typhoid, anc
paratyphoid were arranged by Dr
Luther Cressman, head of the an
thropology department.
Veterans who have received shots
for typhoid, paratyphoid, and'tet
anus injections within the last yeai
or two will receive only one shot. A
series of three will be necessary foi
all others.
Dr. Fred N. Miller of the student
health service asks that students
planning to take the injections
make arrangements as soon as pos
sible.
All of the injections are available
at a small cost not to exceed 8C
cents for the entire series.
Students who will be vacationing
in areas where they are not certain
of the purity of the water supply
should also take the shots, Dr. Mil
ler advises.
Phi Mu Alpha to Install
Newlv Elected Officers
Phi Mu Alpha, national music
honorary and professional, has an
nounced the election of the follow
ing officers for the coming year
They include James McMullen, na
tional councilman; William Put
nam, president; Francis Mahula
vice-president: Robert Fulton, sec
retary; Henry Howard, treasurer
Tom Kellis, historian ;and Roberl
Roberts, warden.
Installation of the newly electee
officers will take place Monday
evening.
Research Grant
Given Dr. Cressman
A $500 research grant from Vik
ing Fund, Inc., of New York, has
been awarded Dr. L. S. Cressman,
head of the department of anthro
pology, it was announced this week
by Dr. Harry K. Newburn, president
of the University.
The money will be used for ar
chaeological research on the Klam
ath Indian reservation during the
summer session, when Dr. Cress
man will lead about 15 students in
work to attempt to determine the
relations of the early stages of
Klamath culture.
According to Dr. Cressman, evi
dence thus far collected indicates
that the culture is either related to
the area to the north of the Colum
bia river and the Washington pla
teau, or that it represents a survival
and development of the culture
around the ancient dried-up lakes
to the south and east.
Dr. Cressman received a Guggen
im fellowship* in 1940-41.
Yates and Nelson
New SDX Officers
Ross Yates, junior in journalism,
was elected president of Sigma
Delta Chi, journalism fraternity,
at a meeting of the organization
held Thursday afternoon. He will
take over the office from Harry
Glickman, president for the past
year.
The group elected Lyle M. Nel
son, recently appointed director of
information for the University of
Oregon and the state system, as
new advisor, replacing L. L. Jer
main, instructor in journalism. A
I graduate of the University of Ore
gon, Nelson has served as Emerald
editor, editor of the Old Oregon,
and acting director of the news
I bureau.
Other officers elected were Bob
Frazier, vice-president; Thomas
Wright, secretary; and Bill Strat
ton, treasurer.
I
Tuesday Dinner
Starts S. U. Drive
A “Dutch dinner” will be held-at
the Anchorage cafe Tuesday night
! at 5:30 p.m. for the vice-presidents
of all living organizations on th^
; campus to promote the coming Stu
dent Union drive.
The contest between the houses
will be discussed and-slides of the
floor plans for the SU will be shown
by Benny Di Benedetto, sophomore
in art.
These slides will also be shown in
most of the living organizations be
fore the end of the campaign. Each
! house will be contacted by Nancy
Peterson. The times of the showings
will be announced later.
Double post cards are also being
mailed to each University student
who failed to pledge the balance oi
his breakage fees to the Studenl
Union during registration. Tin
Kwamas are checking through th<
current listing of students to de
termine who have not signed the
SU cards.
Shorten Selected *v
Brooks Manager
Brooklyn, April 18—(AP)—Bur
ton (Burt) E. Shotton, 65-year old
former manager of the Philadel
phia Phils, was named manager of
the Brooklyn Dodgers today by
club president Branch Rickey.
Shotton replaces Leo Durocher,
deposed as boss of the Brooklyns
by commissioner A. B. (Happy)
Chandler for acts unbecoming to a
major league manager 10 days
ago.
Shotton, a Dodger scout until
today, was manager of the Phillies
from 1928 through 1933. After
that he swung into the St. Louis
Cardinal system of which Rickey
then was general manager.
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Only 5 of the original cherubims
in the New York cast of “The Green
Pastures” remained small enough
to last the first five years of pro
| duction.
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STANLEY AND
LIVINGSTONE"
with
SPENCER TRACY 1
and
"North of the
Border"
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"The Lone WTolf in
Mexico"
with
JAN MOHR
and
"Durango Valley
Raiders
"MAGNIFICENT I
i DOLL" J
Ginger Rogers 1
David Niven
Burgess Meredith
I^McKENZIE
| IN SPRINGFIELD
I PAUL MUNI
in
I "ANGEL ON MY
SHOULDER"
'down Missouri
WAY"
k
“I Love a Bandleader”
and
“Outlaw of the Plains”
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