ABNER COWPENS This ferocious character, a loyal Webfoot booster, has volunteered his services to the Oregon Federation. He wants to go to Corvallis to entice Beavers—to tell them that being a Duck is ever so much more fun. Problem Subtracted by Cowpens Equals Glickman Plus Content Harry Glickman has had it. For weeks the president of the Oregon Federation has been tearing his hair. He had a problem. He no longer has one. lie hasn t much hair left, either, but he need tear no longer. Abner C. Cowpens, loyal Oregon booster, has come. He has volunteered his services to the Federation as representative of that organization in the cow country up north a ways. Cowpens' purposeful letter to Harry the Click follows: Dear Mr. Glickman: Read in the want-ad section of the Eugene Register-Guard for today that you are seeking some one to represent your organization iu Benton county. I would like to bo considered for the position. Your advertisement specified that you wanted an administrator, public relations expert, fighter, and intellectual, all in one. I be lieve 1 am your man. in support of this belief I am listing my qual ifications. CAMPUS CALENDAR Amphibian pageant practice this morning from 8-10 and 11-12 a.m. Everyone be there. Pictures of the Junior Weekend queen, princesses, and committee heads for the Lemon punch on the library steps at 3 p.m. Monday. Junior Weekend float parade committee meeting at 4 p.m. Wed nesday at the Kappa Kappa Gam a house. Not for individual house representatives. All heads of living organizations are asked to be at Ger'linger from 3-5 p.m. to assist with the tea for senior girls. House managers meeting Tues day at the Sigma Chi house at 0:45 p.m. State Methodist Student confer ence today and Sunday at Wesley xhouse. Hike at 4 p.m. from Westminster house Saturday. Breakfast and discussion Sunday at 9:30 a.m. at Westminster house. Tea at 0 p.m. Sunday at West minster house. Forum at 6:30 p.m. Sunday at Westminster house. University group of First Chris tian church will meet at C p.m. Sunday in the YM.CA lounge. As a member of the armed forces I gained quite a reputation as a fighter. The list of battles in which I took part is both long, and, I believe you will agree, im posing. Included were the Battle of the Long Beach Pike, the Battle of the Brown Palace Hotel, the Battle of the San Francisco Pepsi Cola Center, and the Battle of Wounded Elbow. For these I was awarded the Order of Stalin and was pledged to Junior Seabees. After having gained this reputa tion as a fighter, I was kicked up stairs to an administrative post of considerable importance. I ad ministered the construction of every latrine from Kwajalien to Cairo. Both in and out of the service I 1 acquired experience in public re lations. At the time I was admin istrator in charge of latrine con struction, I was public relations man for Kilroy. Before entering the service, I suceeded in convinc ing farmers they should plaster Bull Durham advertising on the roofs and walls of their barns. I’m not so certain I can qualify .as an intellectual. But you can take it for what it's worth, I have , a lifetime subscription to Greater | Wow comics. Your advertisement makes men tion of the danger involved >n this position, since Corvallis is located in Benton county. To reassure you, I am enclosing a picture of me indicating the uniform I pro pose to wear on the job. Thank you, Abner G. Cowpens Richard Harrison, creator of “de Lawd" role in “THe Green Pas tures,” was regarded by the cast as i just short of actual deity. He was called “Two Dollar" Harrison be cause he was good for a loan to that amount. Three Womens Organizations Name Heads for Coming Year Three women's physical education clubs and honoraries chose new officers for the 1947-48 term. Leaders elected began their duties this spring and will continue in office until next spring. Taking the gavel from Shirley Cox. Beverly Howard as sumed Bie presidency of Orchesis. national dance honorary. Assisting her is Vice-President Beverly Bennett, W’AA repre sentative; and Secretary Jo Anne Adler. Orchesis this term sponsored the modern dance concert by the Mills college group and will give a conoert of its own before the end of the term. Fresh air enthusiasts elected Pat Mounts to head their organi-. zation. Outing club activities for the term already have been or pine was taken at the beginning of the term. Biggest plan of the club is the weekend outing at the coast over Memorial day. Activi ties of this group are open to any one interested. Those attending outings receive points which count towards WAA membership. Completing the outing club cab inet are Hazel Peterson, vice-pres ident; Genevieve Siskey, secretary historian; Jean Neely, treasurer; and Janice Neely, publicity agent. Physical education majors chose Beverly Bennett president. She takes over the place held prev iously by Wanda Lou Payne. Help ing her will be Frances DeVoss, vice-president; Janice Jordan, sec retary; Shirley Baker, treasurer; Lee Lauderdale, senior represen tative; Pat Mounts, junior repre sentative; Merridith Nichols, soph omore representative. The P.E. club is organized to i provide entertainment within the ! department and to promote friend ships and activities among both the faculty and students. Innoculations Set For Field Workers ! Arrangements have been com pleted for students whho are going to eastern Oregon for field work ir anthropology this summer to get in noculations at the infirmary. Injections for the prevention oi tick fever, tetanus, typhoid, anc paratyphoid were arranged by Dr Luther Cressman, head of the an thropology department. Veterans who have received shots for typhoid, paratyphoid, and'tet anus injections within the last yeai or two will receive only one shot. A series of three will be necessary foi all others. Dr. Fred N. Miller of the student health service asks that students planning to take the injections make arrangements as soon as pos sible. All of the injections are available at a small cost not to exceed 8C cents for the entire series. Students who will be vacationing in areas where they are not certain of the purity of the water supply should also take the shots, Dr. Mil ler advises. Phi Mu Alpha to Install Newlv Elected Officers Phi Mu Alpha, national music honorary and professional, has an nounced the election of the follow ing officers for the coming year They include James McMullen, na tional councilman; William Put nam, president; Francis Mahula vice-president: Robert Fulton, sec retary; Henry Howard, treasurer Tom Kellis, historian ;and Roberl Roberts, warden. Installation of the newly electee officers will take place Monday evening. Research Grant Given Dr. Cressman A $500 research grant from Vik ing Fund, Inc., of New York, has been awarded Dr. L. S. Cressman, head of the department of anthro pology, it was announced this week by Dr. Harry K. Newburn, president of the University. The money will be used for ar chaeological research on the Klam ath Indian reservation during the summer session, when Dr. Cress man will lead about 15 students in work to attempt to determine the relations of the early stages of Klamath culture. According to Dr. Cressman, evi dence thus far collected indicates that the culture is either related to the area to the north of the Colum bia river and the Washington pla teau, or that it represents a survival and development of the culture around the ancient dried-up lakes to the south and east. Dr. Cressman received a Guggen im fellowship* in 1940-41. Yates and Nelson New SDX Officers Ross Yates, junior in journalism, was elected president of Sigma Delta Chi, journalism fraternity, at a meeting of the organization held Thursday afternoon. He will take over the office from Harry Glickman, president for the past year. The group elected Lyle M. Nel son, recently appointed director of information for the University of Oregon and the state system, as new advisor, replacing L. L. Jer main, instructor in journalism. A I graduate of the University of Ore gon, Nelson has served as Emerald editor, editor of the Old Oregon, and acting director of the news I bureau. Other officers elected were Bob Frazier, vice-president; Thomas Wright, secretary; and Bill Strat ton, treasurer. I Tuesday Dinner Starts S. U. Drive A “Dutch dinner” will be held-at the Anchorage cafe Tuesday night ! at 5:30 p.m. for the vice-presidents of all living organizations on th^ ; campus to promote the coming Stu dent Union drive. The contest between the houses will be discussed and-slides of the floor plans for the SU will be shown by Benny Di Benedetto, sophomore in art. These slides will also be shown in most of the living organizations be fore the end of the campaign. Each ! house will be contacted by Nancy Peterson. The times of the showings will be announced later. Double post cards are also being mailed to each University student who failed to pledge the balance oi his breakage fees to the Studenl Union during registration. Tin Kwamas are checking through th< current listing of students to de termine who have not signed the SU cards. Shorten Selected *v Brooks Manager Brooklyn, April 18—(AP)—Bur ton (Burt) E. Shotton, 65-year old former manager of the Philadel phia Phils, was named manager of the Brooklyn Dodgers today by club president Branch Rickey. Shotton replaces Leo Durocher, deposed as boss of the Brooklyns by commissioner A. B. (Happy) Chandler for acts unbecoming to a major league manager 10 days ago. Shotton, a Dodger scout until today, was manager of the Phillies from 1928 through 1933. After that he swung into the St. Louis Cardinal system of which Rickey then was general manager. # _ < ^ Only 5 of the original cherubims in the New York cast of “The Green Pastures” remained small enough to last the first five years of pro | duction. i !; ~ - STANLEY AND LIVINGSTONE" with SPENCER TRACY 1 and "North of the Border" i- 1 ■'*| i i i_ "The Lone WTolf in Mexico" with JAN MOHR and "Durango Valley Raiders "MAGNIFICENT I i DOLL" J Ginger Rogers 1 David Niven Burgess Meredith I^McKENZIE | IN SPRINGFIELD I PAUL MUNI in I "ANGEL ON MY SHOULDER" 'down Missouri WAY" k “I Love a Bandleader” and “Outlaw of the Plains” ■ "■i.11 .i. i 1