Switzer's Tip Wins For JVs ? By FRED TAYLOR Casting off a split-second before the bell sounded ending the game, Jerry Switzer of Oregon’s junior varsity hoop squad sank his only basket of the tilt to win the college boys second game for them 38 to 36, over the Richfield Oilers, after the Jayvees had skinned past Coos Bay in an earlier tilt 52 to 51. < Switzer’s shot was in the air as the gong rang, and the timer ruled that the shot was started in time. He had entered the game only 35 seconds previously, - after a respite on the bench. Only by stalling out the final seconds of the first fray did the junior Ducks manage to emerge victorious, as the determined Pi rates showered in seven points in the last minute to cut the eight point gap that the Jayvees had held. Don Gassoway tossed in a lay-in, Ken Hume sank a gift shot, Dave Waite threw a long shot in, and George Huggins, who was high man of the contest with 14 markers, sank a rebound, all for the Pirates. These points were all in the closing minute of the ses sion, but to no avail, as the JVs clamped on to the ball and held tight until time ran out. In the second game the Jayvees held a three point lead at the four minute mark, after a see-saw battle had taken place all the way, leading 34 to 31, when the Oilers’ Boy Baughman sank a free shot. Bob Don, who was then playing center in from the key to ex center for the locals pivoted a Swisher in from the key to extend the lead back out to four counters, but then in sudden succession Bill Pulps and Dale Warberg registered two Richfield field goals to tie the count at 36 to 36. In came the aforementioned Switzer, to save tiio game, and also the unbeaten record of the Oregon outfit. Obviously tired, the Jayvees had a tough time keeping up with their city league opponents in both tilts. Coach Ted Schopf started by trying to use only one quintet in the open er, but had to abandon this after seven minutes had gone by, when the Coos Bay lads were leading his boys 10 to 7. Out came the starters, and the squad, composed of Switzer, Ken Seeborg, Jim Bocchi, Lynn Hamilton, and Ed Devaney started to work. Switzer, who canned seven points in this fray, immediateely laid up one for a basket, Seeborg stole the ball and raced down tire court for a law-in to take tire lead at 11 to 10, and Switzer potted another. George Huggins sank a long shot from the side to narrow the count, but Swlt Ted Schroeder . . . brilliant, but er ratic tennis player who helped bring; the Davis Cup bach to the U. S. zer canned a free throw to make the score read 14 to 12. Then Ed Devaney, who consistently kept the Jayvees in the running’ with his long howitzers, racked up two in a row. This made a six point lead, and the college boys held on to it until just before halftime, when a foul shot by Bill Huggins cut it down a notch. Sports Staff This Issue: Wally Hunter Bernie Hammerbeck Bill Stratton Don Fair Fred Taylor Larry Lau Honorary Picks Officer Jim Popp, junoir in physical edu cation, was elected vice-president of Druids, junior men's honorary, Tom Hazzard, president of the organiza tion, announced Thursday. Marty Pond, junior in business administration, who has recently been referred to as vice-president, is actually secretary-treasurer of the organization, Hazzard said. Hormel Astounds Audience With PU Coaching Selection By LARRY LAU “Shhhh,” my companion cau tioned, “Lance Honnel is about to speak.” A hushed stillness came over the auditorium. The exuberant clacking of the dice games came to an abrupt halt. A rally girl very decently stifled a yawn. Three late-comers sullenly pur chased tickets and slipped guilti ly into seats at the rear; the audi ence turned around en masse to glare for a moment. Lance slipped three World Almanacs and a dic tionary on the chair where he was to sit so that he could see over the podium, and began. “Fellow athletic supporters,” 'he greeted, “we are gathered here to announce the lucky winner of the coach’s job here at the University of Procrastination. I have in this punch bowl the names of 768 peo ple, among which are some of Amer ica’s foremost football coaches. The winner will receive a long-term, six-month contract at a fat sal ary!” Gasps of amazement resounded through the hall. Shiny-trousered professors tried to recall some, if any, of their past athletic achieve ments, thinking the while of the salary mentioned. The rally girl whispered aloud that she hoped he’d be young. The YWCA chairman (who was also a member of the ath letic board) said she hoped he wouldn’t drink. Four football players who’d been caught in the auditorium while sweeping jostled each oth er and said they hoped he’d talk to them without waving his un ion button. Teddy the Squirrel and Penny Rabbit both sat in dour silence, meditating on the fickle nature of man. “There is absolutely no need for athletics,” said Teddy. “You’re so right, my dear,” said Penny Rabbit. “Will Miss Ophelia Spratt please come forward and draw a name?” Lance intoned. Ophelia got up, pinched the foot ball players tenderly on the cheek, and slinked down the aisle. “She’s a big wheel on-the cam cttaofi Reiueiv.flatten, 'li/itey By A I, PIETSCIIM AN Grab the nearest soapbox to stand on if yon want to meet Ore gon’s stellar center, li-foot 8-ineli Roger Wiley. From Stan William son to Wiley there is a big jump}' they represent the two extremes on the Duck team. Psychologists often credit very tall men with either an iferiority or a superiority complex, but don’t credit either of those complexes to Rog. He has one complex though, and that one is to simply beat all the other teams in the conference with special emphasis on Oregon State. Wiley viewed the State five in ac tion Monday night, and was very impressed by their performance. Quite naturally he was interested in tiie Beavers’ center. Red Rocha, as it will probably be big Rog’s job to guard Rocha, who was the league, leading scorer last year. Rocha and Wiley have never met on the same court, and Rog is really looking forward to the big event. When two sub-strato- j sphere men meet on the floor there is a good chance for fire works. In case there is Saturday night, relax—Wiley outweighs the lanky Rocha by almost forty pounds. ‘•Rocha has a nice touch with the ball,” commented the giant center when questioned about the Bea vers' pivot man. Oregon State isn't going to have a chance if the Ducks get rolling, according to Wiley, as he said, “If we play ball against them we should run them into the ground.” If you are curious the size of Rog’s shoes are fourteen. He takes care of those feet by cushioning them with one pair of army socks and another pair of school socks. Why he wears the OD socks is a question, especially after consider ing where Uncle Sam sent him dur ing the war. The forsaken land of Burma was his home for twenty-one months, and he pulls no bones about the Asiatic country. He doesn’t think that it was as bad as India, how ever, and was grateful that he was n't with the army in India. As an engineer lie operated heavy equipment on the construc tion of the Ledo road. Conditions surrounding- this project were widely heralded at that time but it isn’t ethical to quote Wiley’s complete remarks concerning the mess over there. Physical education is his major and he will graduate in 1949 as he is now a sophomore. After he gets the sheepskin, he hopes to become a coach of either basketball or base ball. His beautiful one-handed shot from mid court during the first game was one of the exciting points of the tiff. Besides being an effective man under the hoards he has a long shot that is very ac curate. This gives the man who is checking him a rough go, as centers aren’t supposed to be too good on the long shots. Wiley says to heck with this axiom and con tinues to pot them right along. pus,” I informed my sleepy com panion. He started a bit, and peered over his bifocals. ‘‘Looks a little down at the hub to me,” he murmured. Ophelia managed the steps with out failing and stood poised before the bowl. ‘‘Would you care to say anything before you draw?” Lance asked coyly. “Reminds you of them fishbowls you usta’ get before the war, don’t it?” she giggled. “Draw, Ophelia!” he commanded, and she drew. Lance held the winning slip in trembling hand and unfolded it. The four football players stif fened (they’d put their names in too). A visiting coach from Free water, Wyoming, tried to assume a nonchalant, “I-don’t-really gfve-a-” air. The YWCA chair man nervously plucked her eye brows. “The winner,” Lance announced, in a rather regretful tone, “is ... ah . . . ah . . . Hernest Laycox!” Prolonged cheering burst forth from the history department. The English professors timidly joined in a few scant moments later. The visiting coach privately thanked the Almighty for his return ticket to Freewater. The YWCA chairman begrudgingly nodded her prim ap Babe Ruth . . . former home-run king who is hospitalized while res covering from a neck operation performed Monday. Though Ruth’s condition is serious latest reports report “very little change in his con dition.’’ proval. The four football players quietly barfed. “My gosh,” my companion groaned. “Well,” I defended, “he writes \ good Indian stories.” % “Oh fine,” he snapped, “we can put on a Wild West show at half time.” “We’ll just have to sneak up on those other teams, that's all,” I sug gested, “it could be worse, you know.” “How?” he asked sourly. ® “The YWCA chairman had her name in too.” "EVERYTHING for those who enjoy or create music and art" GRAVES MUSIC & ART 1198 Willamette Ph. 4407. CHECKING ACCOUNT For safety and convenience open a checking account with us. You will like our friendly and helpful service at the UNITED STATES NATIONAL BANK OF PORTLAND - EUGENE BRANCH Member Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation