feald, Bfieathtakinc^ -Labels A%e Attached 2a ftenjjUtft&b Tor you coeds who are tired of your humdrum scholastics existence, glance at the lofty tales told in the perfume ads and lift your spirits. Trifling”—that perfume of “audacious charm . . . charged with expectancy” is purchased (as its name suggests) at a mere pittance, only $6.50 for Y2 ounce. We applied a bit of “April Showers” to the tips of our ears ueiievmg aa tnat tne ad told us. “Take a generous portion of ad venture, spice it with gayety and laughter, and last . . . add mys tery’’ . . . we then went off to see the Grey Mask out-slug another vegetable-eared local. Breathtaking Charberts’ “Breathless” will make you feel either ready for ro mance or like a fish out of water. “Suivez-moi,” alias “Follow Me” brought a suggestion to our mind. We put on the scent and trekked across the campus waiting for something to happen. “Chanel,” the most treasured name in perfume, is one of those "it&rns that is still raking in the American soldier's money in France and is manufactured in New York. Intoxicating Another attempt was “Intoxica tion” which the advertisement said was “the cool tinkle of glasses, the music on the roof garden, and heady pulse-stirring.” We im mediately went to the “Side”—no beer. That scent which calls for a gab session is the fragrance of in trigue, “Secret de Suzanne.” For the pun’s sake, we have “Taya” meaning “For You Alone” or “I belong ta ya.” Lilting If you are having trouble with that one term course, Shelley, just try that lilting fragrance “Sky JaiA.” The professor will be pleased to see that you are so clever. Dana puts out an odorous liquid called “20 Carats” guaranteed to make your hair curl. Here is hint to your olfactory organs, Prudence.—“Old Spice,” early American in spirit and quality. Conversation Aid For those of you that are shy, may we suggest "Essence Conver sation.” Wear it, and you will soon be climbing the social ladder as the life of the party. “4711” comes in a box that looks like a front door to a speak-easy. We expect th. L little door to open at any time a o ', a face appear to say, “you smell.’ “Cobra,” the Webster dictionary says, is any of several very venomous Asiatic, and African snakes which when excited, ex pand the skin of the neck into .aJbfoad hood by a movement of the ribs. This gives us no infor mation; however, because it does not tell what the animal smells like. HERE 'N THERE (Continued from page tirenty) plentiful on the campus now. We bet that theater managers are sad to see it come back. An eastern poll of college men showed bathing suits and strap less evening gowns to be their fa vorite costumes for women. It’s a .good thing warm weather is com ing. Confusing not amusing: The dif ferences in time registered by all of the campus place clocks. - „ Question? What has happened to the supply of folder matches? We’re getting tired of packing huge, bulky boxes around with us. ” Looking ahead: Spring vaca tion, need we say more! Something we’d like to see: Lo cal weathei predictions published in the Emeral'1 so we can know whether or not to take a bandana along. * * * Happy thought! To hear the rob ins singing not “cherries are ripe,” but “my thesis is typed.” Telling the Editor (Continued from page eighteen) ers, propose an answer to this enigma. On our travels with the armed services we were fortunate enough to chance upon a delightful little retreat in southeastern New Mexico. Here, surrounded by the glowing beauty of the desert and covered by azure (and blazing) skies, nestle the Carlsbad Caverns. It is our suggestion that this ample formation (about 150 miles long) be utilized as living space for veterans attending school. The advantages of this proposi tion are numerous and easily seen. The caverns are blessed with a constant temperature: 58 degrees F., the year around. Several thousand bats which also have found a home there would provide a food supply. The bats, incident ally, would not interfere with studying since they leave the caverns every night at 8:30. Then there is the housing problem—but at Carlsbad, with 150 miles of caves, there is no problem. And lastly there is the railroading dif ficulty. Vets need have no fear of being railroaded into anything at. Carlsbad—there are no rail roads. We realize that this proposition, like the Klamath Falls idea, may meet with a limited amount of dissatisfaction from the “leftish” elements. However, there could be no possible moneyed interests in volved; no student's father would favor the suggestion, and the whole thing could be decided on a non-partisan basis. Unfortunately, the undersigned know little of the educational facilities at the caverns, but then nothing is said of this factor in regard to the Klamath Falls pro posal either. Two tools of a pressure group, F. Muldoon Morris Nagle The reason Cupid makes so many bad shots is that he is aiming at the heart and looking at the hos iery. Tadcen Topics If you’re caught in hot water, be nonchalant—take a bath. Uni-Hi Lights Sparkling white blouses that fairly shout that spring is here. i.any. styles to choose from. Vibrant Makeup A new COTY presentation, “Vibrant Makeup.” A novel gift package containing powder, rouge, and lipstick in metal cases. $2.25 plus the tax. reasonably priced. Casual shoes for fun and comfort. Just the right accent for spring cottons. Different styles and r ~s just for you. A Lovelier You In a New Skirts for spring weather. Pastels in plain and plaid styles. Pleated, gathered, and plain Suits to wear to church, suits to wear to classes. Just the type you want will be found at Gordon’s. Colors to match your personality. \ \ i f* Gordon’s of course c