Totals Near
Expected 2S00
Total enrollment in the Univer
sity of Oregon has reached 2453
students and additional registering
indicated that the expected en
rollment of at least 2500 would
easily be reached. These figures
were released Tuesday night by
C. L. Constance, assistant regis
trar.
Breakdowns Saturday showed
the freshmen leading with 1071
students; sophomores, 780; juniors,
159; seniors, 172; graduate stu
dents, 9; and special students, 38.
Women students then numbered
1608, while the men, in spite of
increased enrollment since last
year, totaled only 650,
Films Begin
(Continued from pave one)
priate short subjects on popular
dance bands, sports, and colored
cartoons. The movies will begin at
7:30 p.m. in 207 Chapman, with
the second showing about 9 p.m.
Thursday Program
The Thursday night opening
program will show a 45-minute
film, “Conquest of the Air,’’ trac
ing in chronological sequence
man’s early attempts to fly, the
development of lighter-than-air
and later heavier-than-air craft.
It will also picture famous planes,
designers, and aviators, showing
details of airplane construction
and operation.
The second feature will be a
"March of Time feature entitled
“Russia at War.” This film shows
the USSR war effort and in so
doing gives key to her potent
position in a won ' at peace.
Glimpses of Moscow end everyday
life during the war are included,
as well as scenes of guerrilla war
fare and Soviet air ' • Hies against
the Luftwaffe. In midi Hon two
short subjects, one a Robert
Benehley comedy and the other a
musical, will be shown.
There will be approximately
eight programs during the term.
Uie last one to be shown previous
to closed weekends.
What caused petrified wood?
One of the wits replied that the
■wind made the tie i rock.
“Oh dear,” she' exclaimed, “I’ve
missed you so much.” Then she
raised the revolver and fired*
again.
“Where is the bayonet instruc
tor?"
“He’s out to lunge.”
Conductor: You’ll have to buy a
ticket for that boy. n (’am.
Lady: I will not!
Conductor: He's big enough.
How old is he ?
Lady: How do I know? I never
saw him before in my life.
Sergeant: Why .u n't > on "'( liv
ing?
Private: I didu t
Send your clothes to the laundry
and learn the nanu of your sorc
ity sisters.
Then there wn t!
daughter who ran around with the
worst set in town.
Dad: ‘'Son.
was your age
wl ington
he v already a
surveyor.
Son: “I know, d.. v ’
was your age lie ■ pres lout.
He who puts of.
tomorrow is going
time tonight. <— —
swell
--r* •
Alpha: See thaPlt
vtu there'
He says he used to
putting his right
mouth."
Phi: "Izzat a f
name?”
Alplia: "Lefty.”
Surprise on Thursday
| Kwama, Sophomore Women’s
Honorary, and Skull and
Dagger, Sophomore Men’s Hon
| orary will make a surprise
! announcement in Thursday’s
1 Emerald. Watch for it.
CAMPUS CALENDAR
Graduate assistants are request
| ed to call for their pay checks on
l or after October 1. They can be
obotained at the payroll office,
window 17, second floor, Johnson
hall.
The Faculty Senate will meet
today in the Faculty room in
Friendly hall. The meeting will be
held at 4:00 p.m. as announced by
the faculty news bulletin.
Pi Beta Phi will hold open house
between 6:30 and 7:30 tonight.
Chi Omega will hold open house
between 6:30 and 7:30 tonight.
Kappa Alpha Theta will hold an
open house tonight from 6:30 to
7:30.
Attention: All house represen
tatives for the AWS drive for the
purchase of 25 radios for blind
war veterans are requested to
attend a meeting at the Alpha Pi
House at o’clock this afternoon.
Timid freshman: May I kiss
you?
Sophisticated senior:
T. f.; Would you mind a lot if
I kissed you ?
Sophisticated senior: Listen, !
horrible, what do you want me to i
do . . . promise not to bite you ? j
Overheard in a Eugene theater:
Science is sure wonderful. First
there were silent pictures . . . then
they developed talkies . . . and
now this one smells.
A mint julep is a depth bomb
with a southern accent.
Poor kid! When he was two he
lost his father and mother. What
a crap game!
Don't think every sad eyed wo
man has loved and lost-perhaps
she got him.
“An awful lot of girls are stuck
On me.” > •
“They must be an awful lot.” ;
(Lyre.
“Why do you eat with your
knife ?"
“My fork leaks.”—Wayne En
gineer.
“Why did you break off your
engagement to Jane?'
“Oh, she wanted to get mar
tied.”—Lyre.
“You're one in a million, baby.”
“Yeah, and so are your chances.”
Patient—Tell me the worst.
Doctor—No, I'll send you the
bill.- Lyre. _
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ON STAGE
EVERYBODY
Jack Oakie, Peggy Ryan
—plus—
Shorts & News
, MM&VP
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BIRTH OF THE
BLUES
Bing Crosby, Mary Martin
—plus—
3VIY FAVORITE
BLONDE
Bob Hope, Madeline Carrol
ANY BONDS TODAY?
By Jack Benny
Illustrated by George Lichty
"HI talk, rit talk. I did at so I could get some dough to buy
War Bonds.”
Band oh Band
AI! Ye Brasses
A University band is being
formed to toot the mighty men of
Oregon to victory, but more
lusty-lunged students are needed^
in the brass section.
Although the band is of. suffi
cient size for concert work, John
H. Stehn, acting dean of the
school of music, stated yesterday
that there is a critical need for
trombones, snare drums, and
other brass instruments, if our
enthusiastic rooting sections are
to receive the proper support.
“ Any fellows or girls wrho are
able to help relieve this short
age are urged to dust off their
loyalty and sign up for the one
hour band course.
Appointments are not neces
sary to see Mr. Stehn who will
be in his office at the music
building during school hours,
except at four o’clock on Tues
day and Thursday when he may
be found in the ROTC building
band room.
Eugene native: How do you lik^
our little town?
Eugene visitor: It’s the first
cemetery I’ve seen with lights in
it.
^huckl!
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