Ex-Duck Finds South Seas ■Like Movies’, Min us Lamour By BETTY LU SIEGMAN Movies of the tropics, excluding those of Dorothy Lamour, come close to accurately picturing conditions in the South Seas, believes A1 Hunt, ’42, now an army technical sergeant, who returned to the campus recently after a period of six months spent in action in the South Pacific. Because of censorship rulings Hunt could not disclose many in teresting- but specific items such as surrounding scerfery and names of towns. His idea of native girls isn't so complimentary. "They are prac tically all large and fat, and a Dorothy Lamour type is non-ex istent," Hunt explained. “ ‘Bubbles’’ is the universal name applied to the native girls by the service men, while ‘Char ley’ or ‘Joe' is the universal name given to the native men,’’ said the former Phi Delt president. 1-A Physicals Explaining that these natives are mostly all perfect physical specimens, Hunt continued, "One SO - LONG SENIORS! It has been nice knowing you ! ! SOLDIERS . . . Drop in and try our hair cuts We are conveniently lo cated right here on the campus. CHARLIE ELLIOTT'S Barber Shop 1239 Alder == thing about the natives, they al ways salute us service men— even men of the lowest rank— and, of course, we all salute back.” “The natives have beautiful harmony in their songs; although their speech is unintelligible to persons who speak only English,” he said, while speaking of the dif ferent chants which the jovial natives frequently sing. Admitting that the country is especially beautiful, Hunt gave a picture of the uncomfortable side of life in the South Seas. “It's good to be home and away from the heat and mosquitoes. Even though we have mosquito netting, if we happen to get one of our bare arms near the netting we find it is raw the next morn ing.” Pow-wow Uninvited, he and a fellow ser vice man attended a native “pow wow,” including the re mains of a native wedding. "We ate out of tortoise shells; and the tortoise meat, itself, was a pasty tasting concoction with different kinds of roots added to it,” said Hunt, admitting that he didn't enjoy it very much. Speaking of mosquitoes again, he said, “For some reason they don’t bother the natives at all; and it would be interesting to know if the Japs are immune to them.” Grateful for some real Ameri can food, he said, “Army food in the South Seas is all dehydrated, and it does get tiresome. We had no refrigeration, either.” One of a limited number re cently selected for officers train ing, Hunt started at the bottom ssswasaa K. H. BALLARD S'A.E. Alum Rates Msrine Gold Bar Robert Hale Ballard, former University student, graduated from the United States naval air training center. Corpus Christi, Texas on April 7 and was com missioned a second lieutenant in the United States marine corps reserve. j Lt. Ballard was a member of the Sigma Alpha Epsilon frater nity. He volunteered for flight ! training in January, 1942, and ■ received preliminary flight in struction at the Oakland, Cali fornia naval air station. He completed his training by taking specialized instruction in the navy’s torpedo planes at Cor pus Christi. Lt. Ballard’s home town is Portland, Oregon. as a private and worked up to his present rank in approximately seven months. Officer Leaving the campus recently,; he said, “Now I will go to Ft. Belvoir, Virginia, for a three month period of officers train ing. | “It’s sure good to be back on the campus again,” he said. “But even though I was glad to come & home, it was kind of hard to ^ eave the rest rf the servicemen hat I knew so well.” There is a closer association in he army than in a fraternity, Hunt maintains. EARN YOUR TUITION FOR NEXT YEAR THIS YEAR UnionUsges SIX DAY WEEK Best Conditions SUNDAYS OFF Build Sub Chasers - Carriers a A/avy lUgs Apply or Wr/fe to i , PERSONNEL OFFICE ’FOOT0/ SWGROVER ST. PORTLAND,OREGON. = Wrsow I WITH THE ffM&RSl "W w. FORWARD AND ON_ UNTIL VICTORY IS WON I ® So all of our best wishes go to you men of Oregon leaving for service in the armed forces of our country. LEMON-O Across from the Sigma Chis G'BYE NOW GRADUATES and GOOD LUCK! Mr. and Mrs. Newt GOOD LUCK, TOO, TO YOU SERVICE MEN! We vc enjoyed serving you in your years here at college and we'll he happy to see you back visiting or continuing your college work in the future years. Whether You're Leaving for the Service or Home SAVE TIME AND TROUBLE Ship Via otor Freight Safe, speedy, dependable service from the campus. ALL POINTS NORTH IN OREGON or WASHINGTON Phone 198