4-F Shortage in Sight;
Girls Get Fewer Dates
By FRED WEBBER
What'll happen to this old school next year? That is the
question. What’ll happen to the living organizations? Will the
fraternities amalgamate into the Alpha to Omega fraternity?
What will happen to the dorms? What will the girls do for
dates? These baffling que^ions puzzle even the most uncon
cerned of the male population of the university.
The fraternities believe that
they’ll have a big rushing sea
son for incoming freshmen—■
high, school. One of the houses is
even contemplating moving its
doors closer to the campus—of
Eugene high. From all reports
the 16-year-olds will be the prize
[pledges, and a 4-F, well, lie's
Just solid gold.
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Speaking about 4-F men, it
seems that they’re already signed
up for dates, in fact the demand
is reported to be so great that
when one reported he had an open
date on October 23 he was tram
pled in the rush. The local hospi
tal reports he is slowly recover
ing from various injuries rang
ing from a fractured skull to both
legs broken,
Since ’tis rumored that some
200 members of Uncle Sam's
army will be in attendance things
will not lie as bad as they might
seem. Everything ought to run
all right until a lieutenant walks
into a class room, and. while the
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vate yells “Attention" while
three-quarters of the class stands
up and salutes. Well, such are
the trials of war.
With Bad Results
Other complications even more
disastrous might result. Such sit
uations as the time when the
football team attempts to run
around the end—around the end
of a tent, pitched on the field.
Even worse would be the girls in
Hendricks hall arising at 5:00
a.m. (Bugle time).
In some ways the 4-F will
have a better time than the sol
dier, but still the private will
have the edge. What if taps do
sound at 10:30 p.m., and what
if every Saturday night you have
to bring the sarge along? Still
the army man has no clothes
problem, no worries about hair
cuts--everything is G.I.
Straight G.I.
Speaking about G.I. haircuts,
’tis also rumored that all of the
ERG are going in a body to the
local campus barber shops to beat
the army to the hair. Gone are
•the “Hollywoods,” and reign su
preme are the “crew cuts.” All
barbers claim they have suffi
cient storage space for the shorn
locks, except Charlie Elliot, who
is contemplating moving out on
the sidewalk, and using the inside
of the shop for storage space.
Also wondered about the campus
is what sort of ghosts Charlie
has in his shop. All of his “pa
tients” come out with their hair
standing straight up.
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next season's campus, or rather
barracks, or what have you ? Oh,
by the way, do you know a 4-F?
Better hurry up and date him up
for next fall. I hear the Major
ity are now fixed up until
Thanksgiving'.
Prep Debate
(Continued from pat/e one)
is argued by David Dawson and
Bob Davis. If Hillsboro wins, the
Roseburg' negative, Betty Rob
erts and Varney Baker will ap
pear with them in the final de
bate over KOAC. The Roseburg
affirmative, Jack Horn and Rus
sell Gary, will compete with the
Medford negative if they win.
Discussion Finalists
The eight discussion finalists
are: La Roy Dillon, Hillsboro:
Merrill Driscoll, Bonanza: Rees
Linn, Dallas; Talbert Sehorn,
Klamath Falls; Dick Stanton,
Grants Pass; Jim Tucker, Med
ford; and Betty Whittle and
Harlalee Wilson, both of Ashland.
Fxtbmpore eliminations left
Jim Purdy, Salem; Harlalee Wil
son, Ashland; LaRoy Dillon and
Orville Meyer, Hillsboro: Dick
Stanton, Grants Pass; and Don
Yocum, Salem.
After-Dinner
In the after-dinner speaking
there remain: Mae Lilly, Bonan
za; Tom Brand, Salem; and Bev
erly Bennett, Dallas.
Radio speaking lr-.io nitre setrri
firralists: Lloyd Domashofsky,
Dallas: Horace Beldert, Salem;
Florence Hintaeir, Grant high.,
Portland; Dick Stanton, Grants
Pass. George Crown. Klamath
Falls; Jacque Arrtrey. Hillsboro,
Beverly Brutiton, Kugene; Betty
.Pure Roberts, Roseburg-. and La
Roy Dillon, Hillsboro.
School of engineering- at Man
hattan college recently celebrated
its golden jubilee.
Psychology Symposium
To Hear Dr. Crosland
The second lecture of a psy
chology research symposium will
be delivered to psychology ma
jors, students, ?md faculty mem
bers April 12 at 7:30 p.m. in 324
Condon by Dr. H. R. Crosland,
associate professor of psychology.
Dr. Crosland’s subject is “Po
sition of and Differences Between
Meaningful and Non-meaningful
Groups of Letters in Tachisto
scopic Research,” reporting on
the perception of words and
groups of letters in research
tests conducted by the psycholo
gists. Psychology students were
shown briefly words or groups of
letters, which the students at
tempted to reconstruct after
wards.
New trends in psychotherapy
were discussed last Monday eve
ning by Dr. Robert Leeper, as
sistant professor of psychology,
as the first lecture of the series
of three.
The last lecture will be deliv
ered May 3 by Dr. H. R. Taylor,
in which he will discuss “Adult
Intelligence.”
Recently Discovered
Chemical Kills Odors
Offensive odors of any kind
known in the world can be killed
with a new chemical compound
that has recently been discovered
by Dr. Walter H. Eddy, Columbia
university; Dr. James H. Dalbey
of Chicago; and Dr. Lloyd Arn
old, University of Illinois, ac
cording' to Associated Collegiate
Press. These industrial chemists
call their compound’ OD-30.
The discovery has. been suc
cessful in killing' the odors of
stench bombs, skunks, cooking
cabbage, fish and butcher shops,
dog pounds, and public rest
rooms.
By burning the swells with
oxygen they are killed as they
float in tlie air.
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By FLORA KIBLER
Feeling sort of low and discouraged, what with the gray
sky and rain, with the fellows all leaving for parts unknown,
and wars and rumors of wars?” Quite a few people for a long
time now—some 2,000 years—have found a rather effective
antidote for it—in the church of their choice.
The Eugene churches are still
faithful to their task. At the
Baptist church, Dr. Vance Web
ster is speaking at 11 on “Joyous
Christianity,” and at 7:30 on an
other in a series concerning life
after death — “Heaven." Mary
Mann is leading a young people's
meeting on “What I Can Do in
the Service of the Church,” at
6:15.
Catholic Mass
St. Mary’s Catholic church has
mass as usual, at 8, 9:30, and
10:30.
The Congregational church has
a special speaker coming from
Portland to speak at their 11
o’clock service, Dr. Nelson W.
Wehrhan.
The pastor of the First Chris
tian church, Dr. Walter J, Fiscus,
preaches at 11 on “The Chris
tian's Answer to Suffering—Fel
lowship With Christ,” and at
7:30 on “The Cross and Duty.”
“Unreality”
The lesson-subject at the First
Church of Christ, Scientist, is
“Unreality,” at the 11 and 8
o’clock services.
At St. Mary’s Episcopal church,
Father E. S. Bartlam speaks at
11 on “Unshakable Serenity.”
The Lutheran churches in
town are holding Lenten services,
as usual.
Methodist Sermon
Dr. Earle Parker, pastor of the
Methodist church, speaks at 11
on “Beliefs That Matter.” Wes
ley club is going on an overnight
outing, and will not be back in
time to hold a Wesley Founda
tion meeting.
At the Presbyterian church,
Dr. Norman K. Tully speaks at
11 on “Why Did Christ Permit
Himself to Be Crucified.” At 7:3ft
he is giving the last in a series
of talks on world work of the
church, a historical review,
“Through the Centuries.”
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