Exam Grades Solved: t)on’t Cram; Just Luck By FRED BECKWITH How do professors grade examination papers? Frankly, that question has been in the minds of many students for a long time. ..It was only recently that concrete information on the subject was revealed by Dr. William Jones, head of the political science department at Oregon. 111 let you m on a little se cret,” confided' the teacher to a class. ‘‘We professors have vari ous ways of determining the stu dents’ grades on blue-books and the like.” Blue Book Method Dr. Jones recalled the method of tfriend in the teaching world, o threw a hunting knife at a blue book, and if the blade pierced the book up to the hilt, the paper was given an ‘‘A” grade, and so on down to the line, to the point where if the knife-thrower missed his target, the paper was marked “F.” The University of California English department has a more simple way of grading their exam papers. The grader goes outside in the morning sun, and throws all the blue books into the air. Those that fall face up are marked “passed,” and those that fail face down draw the “failed” notice. Hat Method Popular According to Dr. Jones, other professors: (1) draw slips of pa per out of a hat, with grades marked on the paper; (2) Ask £ mselves to dinner and grade on the most lavish apray of food presented to them by the family of the student; (3) Give all the pretty girls “A's” and “B’s”; (4) Flunk or pass the athletes, ac cording to the fortunes of the athletic teams; (5) Grade on the class average or “curve.” “This business of grading ex. amination papers is one of the drawbacks to the teaching pro fession,” commented Dr. Jones. “I would almost be a happy man, if I didn't have to worry about what the football team was going to do to me if I flunked their star halfback.” Cramming Out So if you’ve been cramming until the wee hours of the morn ing, worrying about passing that Stiff physics exam, or that math ^p.al, don’t give it another thought. The profs’ grading secret is out. It would be amusing to all-con cerned if the professors knew how the students go about study ing for those examinations. EUGENE HOTEL presents Art Holman and his Orchestra 75c Per Person Dancing 9 'til 12 a W Every Sat. Nite ^ Girl Counselor Positions Open All girls interested in camp counselor positions for this sum mer will have an opportunity today to discuss phases of a camp program with Miss Elaine Gorham, director of Portland Camp Fire Girls Miss Gorham plans to open not only the regular camp, Camp Namanu, this summer, but also a harvest camp. As counselors are needed to supervise health and provide recreation for children in these camps, harvest organi zations promise to form.as large a source of employment as reg ular summer camps. Miss Gorham will be in the of fice of Miss Florence Alden, in Gerlinger hall, Wednesday from 1 to 5 and Thursday from 9 to 12, to meet anyone interested in working as a supervisor in a summer camp. For appointments, students are asked to call 3300, local 262. Other camp directors for Girl Scouts, Y.W.C.A., and others will be in Eugene this season. New Asklepiads Don Spinal Joints With the traditional human vertebrae slung on a green rib bon about their necks, 12 pre med students began a week of informal pledging for Asklepiad, men’s pre-med honorary, prior to their formal initiation Friday, February 19. A banquet will be held in the alumni room of Gerlinger at 5:30, followed by the initiation cere mony. Chosen for their character, scholarship and GPA, pledges must have sophomore standing or at least cne year of Univer sity credit. Pledges are: Don England, Er nesto Santos, Will Spies, Don Beardsley, Charles Pixley, Rob ert Koler, Joe Keener, Walt Rey nolds, Reed Gurney, Bill Strieby, Jim Blickle, and Bill Earl. Twins Return Rcllin and Ralph Little, twin brothers and sons of Mr. and Mrs. Elmer Little of this city, came home for a week with their parents after nearly a year with the navy. Sororities Pledge Two Pledges announced by the dean of women’s office this week in clude Margaret McGee, Alpha Xi Delta; and Elizabeth Eid, Alpha Gamma Delta. University of Texas recently dedicated its $475,000 music building. WE SUGGEST AX OLD FASHIONED SMELT FRY! Phone 2309 THURSDAY -— for assured delivery Friday. NEWMAN'S FISH MARKET House Officers Named for Year (Continued from page one) Maxine Cady; treasurer, Nell Car penter. Men’s Houses Alpha Tau Omega: president. Oge Young; vice-president, Reed Gurney; house manager, Bill Hug gins; secretary, Bob Sell. Beta Theta Pi: president, Mill Macy; vice-president, Quentin Sidesinger; house manager, Rog er Jayne; secretary, Glen Macy. Delta Upsilon: president, Bob Wren; vice-president, George Du gan; secretary, Bill McClennan; house manager, A1 Sellers. Kappa Sigma: president, War ren Taylor; vice-president, Wil bur Kelly; corresponding secre tary, Kan Gaines^ Phi Delta Theta: president, Jim Bennison; vice-president, Hank Burns. Phi Gamma Delta: president, Clarence Horton; secretary, Mar tin Conlin; house manager. Bob Wilson. Sigma Chi: president, Guy Haynes; vice-president, Marshall Glos; secretary, Ralph Brown; house manager, Bil Lilly. Theta Chi: president, Bud Put nam; vice-president, Jim Rick secker; secretary, John Arens; treasurer, Fritz Giesecke. Several houses are planning elections for this week. Gibbs Talk Set Today (Continued from page one) member of the Stanford faculty for ten years. Dr. Van Rysselberghe also traveled as a visiting lecturer for Belgian universities in 1935-36. He joined the University faculty in 1941. As an associate professor at the University, he teaches class es in organic and physical chem istry, in addition to conducting re search on the electro chemistry of non-aqueous solutions of magne sium salts. ' OFFICIAL TIRE 0 INSPECTOR ometoxi'* 1 ASSOCIATED I On the Campus Nothing Censored! "RAVAGED EARTH" also Richard Arlen, Jean Parker in "Wrecking Crew" mnu^ 1 it THURS. - FRI. - SAT. Dead End Kids and Little Tough Guys in "MUG TOWN" ...plus... ROY ROGERS in “HEART OF THE GOLDEN WEST” A Story of Frisco! ERROL FLYNN ALEXIS SMITH in 'GENTLEMAN JIM' also “HENRY ALDRICH, EDITOR” Rrekiin ^ Chehald Night Staff: Jan Settle. Night Editor Fred Webber Bob Scott Jon Snillib Betsy Wootton John Gurley Copy Desk Staff: Ted Goodwin, City Editor Louise Montag Marge Cordon Onita Young Marcia Allen Ross Yates Jill Ames Sigma Delta Pi Initiates Twenty Sigma Delta Pi, national Span ish honorary, held initiation of new members Sunday in the al umni room of Gerlinger, an nounced Dorothy Gullette, presi dent. Those initiated were: Margaret Ambler, Shirley Beller, Janet Fleishhauer, Arthur Hillabold, Peter Howard, John Mathews, Win McCullough, Esiquio Narro, Jeanne Parker, Charline Pelly, John Robinson, Clare chel Rose lund, George Schade, William Scharpf, Carol Wicke, Dave Zil ka, Margaret Firth, Irene Green baum, Dona Hill, and Helen Jones, CAMPUS CALENDAR There will be a meeting of Phi Beta tonight at 7:30 at the Delta Delta Delta house for the elec tion of officers. The Propeller club will meet tonight at 7:30 in the men's lounge, Gerlinger to see motion pictures taken by Tom Baum gartner in Hawaii. AH members are urged to be there. Fraternity Jewelry To Gleam at Side Today Hal Gray, representative for L. G. Balfour company, will have a jewelry and leather goods dis play at the College Side today from 9 to .11 a.m. and 2 to 5 p.m. Wednesday’s Emerald erron eously reported that the Balfour display would be shown yester* day. Forum Bills Dr. Erb Dr. Donald M. Erb, president of the University, will speak at Eugene high school tonight at 8 to an assembly of parents. He will appear in a forum program ton the subject of “Post War Plans for Our High School Youth.” See the throat microphone? FIGHTING WORDS delivered by Western Electric Radio I Wherever American soldiers ride into battle in roaring "hell buggies,” they get their orders over radio telephone sets. So do pilots of Army bombers and fighting planes — and the commanders of the Navy’s deadly PT boats. The Signal Corps needs great quantities of field telephones, wire and switchboards to get the mes sage through. 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